by Max Barry

Latest Forum Topics

Advertisement

Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 324thLargest Welfare Programs: 338thMost Advanced Public Transport: 501st
The Red Republic of
Left-wing Utopia
Az Inja, Beh Endit!
Influence
Apprentice
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
World Benchmark

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Mazdakistan

Population10.52 billion

CapitalEgalopolis
LeaderThe People's Voice

CurrencyLabor Voucher
AnimalEngelsian Beaver

The Red Republic of Mazdakistan is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by The People's Voice with a fair hand, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 10.52 billion Mazdaks are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Egalopolis. The average income tax rate is 99.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Mazdaki economy, worth a remarkable 2,004 trillion Labor Vouchers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 190,522 Labor Vouchers, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Armed war-criminals gain asylum if deemed 'fabulous' enough, the government has stated an intention to min-max its stats for 'teh pwnage', parents dread their examinations more than their children, and the Smalltopian embassy doubles as an electoral campaign headquarters. Crime is totally unknown. Mazdakistan's national animal is the Engelsian Beaver, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Mazdakistan is ranked 228,674th in the world and 330th in The Internationale for Most Corrupt Governments, with 0.29 Kickbacks Per Hour.

Top
1%
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 324thLargest Welfare Programs: 338thMost Advanced Public Transport: 501stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 527thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 723rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 748thMost Compassionate Citizens: 844thLeast Corrupt Governments: 893rdMost Developed: 903rdNicest Citizens: 907thMost Inclusive: 910thMost Advanced Public Education: 911thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,070thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,212thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,235thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,300thBest Weather: 1,314thHealthiest Citizens: 1,356thLargest Governments: 1,695thMost Pacifist: 1,813thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,988thMost Cultured: 2,134thSmartest Citizens: 2,175thTop
5%
Lowest Crime Rates: 2,360thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,763rdSafest: 3,066thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,197thMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,367thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,263rdMost Rebellious Youth: 5,647thMost Efficient Economies: 6,563rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,758thHighest Average Incomes: 7,407thHighest Economic Output: 7,851stMost Secular: 8,728thMost Influential: 8,747thLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,049thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 10,386thMost Armed: 11,274thTop
10%
Nudest: 11,871stMost Income Equality: 20,280thMost Politically Free: 21,481st
Top
5%
Most Advanced Public Transport: 9th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 9th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10th in the regionMost Developed: 11th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 11th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 12th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 12th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 13th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 13th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 13th in the regionBest Weather: 13th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 14th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 14th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 14th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14th in the regionMost Inclusive: 15th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 15th in the regionNicest Citizens: 15th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 15th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 15th in the regionLargest Governments: 16th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 16th in the regionMost Cultured: 16th in the regionTop
10%
Highest Economic Output: 18th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 18th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 20th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 20th in the regionNudest: 21st in the regionLargest Populations: 21st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 21st in the regionMost Pacifist: 23rd in the regionMost Armed: 24th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 26th in the regionSafest: 27th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 29th in the regionMost Politically Free: 33rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 34th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Mazdakistan voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Protected Working Leave".
  • : Mazdakistan voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Kenmoria".
  • : Mazdakistan voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Landfill Regulation Act"".
  • : Mazdakistan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Politically Free.
  • : Following new legislation in Mazdakistan, the Smalltopian embassy doubles as an electoral campaign headquarters.
  • : Following new legislation in Mazdakistan, parents dread their examinations more than their children.
  • : Following new legislation in Mazdakistan, the government has stated an intention to min-max its stats for 'teh pwnage'.
  • : Following new legislation in Mazdakistan, armed war-criminals gain asylum if deemed 'fabulous' enough.
  • : Mazdakistan voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Ariusgrad".
  • : Mazdakistan voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Sierra Lyricalia".

More...

View Forum posts

Report