The Federational Empire of Mazalano Cantrompic is a huge, orderly nation, ruled by Martin Luther with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory military service, enslaved workforce, and ritual sacrifices. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 861 million Mazalano Cantrompicers are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vert. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.1%.

The thriving Mazalano Cantrompir economy, worth 60.3 trillion Ióters a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Book Publishing, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 70,012 Ióters, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 582,567 per year while the poor average 1,671, a ratio of 348 to 1.

Respect is something that is typically forced rather than earned in Mazalano Cantrompic, the government merely sends empty platitudes whenever natural disasters strike foreign nations, heartfelt sentiments are mercilessly marketed by a million-Ióter treacle machine, and Martin Luther has declared a weed sticking through a crack in the sidewalk to be the nation's newest green space. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Mazalano Cantrompic's national animal is the pig, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Mazalano Cantrompic is ranked 306,689^th in the world and 6,066^th in The North Pacific for Highest Poor Incomes, with 1,671.94 Standard Monetary Units.