The Pizza Loving Lucky Colony of Mayan beetles is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Ringa Beetles with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, lack of airports, and soft-spoken computers. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 8.836 billion Beetles love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yggdrasil. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Mayannian economy, worth a remarkable 2,468 trillion Golden Yggdrasil Leaves a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Pizza Delivery. Average income is an amazing 279,311 Golden Yggdrasil Leaves, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The tallest mountains are adorned with roller coasters, the government seeks peaceful forum with terrorists, arms manufacturers and mild-mannered journalists have been outed as superheroes, and the mood of raunchy movies is often ruined by the sound of babies crying. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mayan beetles's national animal is the Leprechaun, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Athyism.

Mayan beetles is ranked 1,012^th in the world and 69^th in World of Beetles for Most Secular, with 99.15 Atheism Rate.