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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 216th Largest Insurance Industry: 224th Most Advanced Defense Forces: 312th
The Dictatorship of
Iron Fist Consumerists
праца падпарадкоўвацца памерці
sacha nikolai vayaska
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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The Dictatorship of Mayakava is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by sacha nikolai vayaska with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, compulsory military service, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 3.873 billion Mayakavans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry, Healthcare, and Environment also on the agenda, while International Aid and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Югаславія. The average income tax rate is 96.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Mayakavan economy, worth a remarkable 1,414 trillion roubleses a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 365,322 roubleses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

Sweet-toothed Mayakavans have been left penniless by the VAT on candy, construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway, the government recently relinquished its monopoly on the mail service, and people can often be seen driving to work in war-surplus tanks. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mayakava's national animal is the bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is judaism.

Mayakava is ranked 27,645th in the world and 1,394th in The North Pacific for Smartest Citizens, with 48 Quips Per Hour.

Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 216thLargest Insurance Industry: 224thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 312thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 323rdMost Subsidized Industry: 342ndMost Corrupt Governments: 343rdLargest Black Market: 388thHighest Average Incomes: 581stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 639thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 652ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,008thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,043rdMost Influential: 1,087thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,106thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,302ndTop
Highest Drug Use: 1,796thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,974thLargest Governments: 2,021stLowest Crime Rates: 2,356thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,157thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,320thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3,348thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,356thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,384thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,669thLargest Gambling Industry: 3,860thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,286thLargest Mining Sector: 4,785thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,475thMost Efficient Economies: 5,923rdMost Advanced Public Education: 6,976thHighest Economic Output: 7,028thTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,963rdMost Developed: 9,222ndLongest Average Lifespans: 10,939thLargest Welfare Programs: 11,954thMost Conservative: 12,201stHealthiest Citizens: 12,581stBest Weather: 12,911th
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 5th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9th in the regionLargest Black Market: 10th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 11th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 13th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 14th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 18th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 21st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 39th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 41st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 49th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 56th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 60th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 71st in the regionTop
Largest Governments: 84th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 107th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 109th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 112th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 114th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 115th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 124th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 137th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 139th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 150th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 172nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 181st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 181st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 267th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 309th in the regionMost Influential: 369th in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 440th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 459th in the regionMost Developed: 484th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 560th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 578th in the regionMost Conservative: 627th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 648th in the regionBest Weather: 672nd in the regionLargest Populations: 702nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 742nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Mayakava voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Internet Neutrality Act"".
  • : Mayakava voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Condemn Gest"".
  • : Mayakava endorsed The Loh's Transcendence of Aenglaland.
  • : Mayakava endorsed The Federation of The Curry Islands.
  • : Mayakava endorsed The Principality of Brandenburg-Magdeburg.
  • : Following new legislation in Mayakava, people can often be seen driving to work in war-surplus tanks.
  • : Following new legislation in Mayakava, the government recently relinquished its monopoly on the mail service.
  • : Following new legislation in Mayakava, construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway.
  • : Following new legislation in Mayakava, sweet-toothed Mayakavans have been left penniless by the VAT on candy.
  • : Following new legislation in Mayakava, politicians sweat as journalists scour internet archives for any mention of them.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 104 » Notyoutopia, Sil Dorsett, Yaorozu, Great Bights Mum, Vegetarian States, HMS Unicorn, Democratic Peoples Republic of the US, Unimaginable Doom, Shadowrik, Sunto, Republic of Dixie, Xentherida, Meritdom, Guslantis, Holy Oranz, Sankami, Tharissus, Barbarossistanian South Brasilistan, Ceretis, The Swedish Republic of New Kenya, Malta Comino Gozo, Reannia, Crodaria, Siwale, The Democratic Republic of Tomb, Religioncord, Indereac Lanx, Zyvetskistaahn, Celreostia, Hong Kong Empire, Apetopia, Frances Francis the First of France, Kingdom of Space, Bharathvarsh, Enosville, Wisconsota, Morrn, Selfgradatude, Elspeth and Samina, Ovsterland, The Kyziban Islands, Novare Res, OPArsenal, Vazali, Kaschovia, Lord Ravenclaw, Arcadia of Kasterborous, Valdr, Wolfensjaeger, Southern Stroraia, and 54 others.Empy, American MapleStory, Empire of the Dark Lords of the Sith, Omicron Persei V111, Alice Gardens, The Rossinite Empire, Pallaith, Colony of lasting Hopes, PlanetPunk, Rukonia, Kwaj, Southern Allican, Neo-Zeno, Ainsworth, Coemgen, General COE, Cato Minoria, Vszeklina, WE Empire, SORT, Friently, Moristia, Dutchyland, Tokaryk, Jenner-Kardash, Lupus Imperium, Lavanania, Shin-Hachioji, South Grand Mountain, Faxfleet, Cleoskye, Victoriaans Nederlands, Auceorion, Diodone, Lamexanope, Kizja, Thythos, Serenity and its pretty bonnet, Rylam, Anima Proxa, Kobagia, Mavuryah, McMasterdonia, Yukti, Marsh Castle, Plembobria, Sheppey, Zemnaya Svoboda, Forunte, Choistan, Zedeya, Prevaland, The Curry Islands, and Aenglaland.

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