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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 243rd Most Subsidized Industry: 254th Largest Manufacturing Sector: 282nd
The Dictatorship of
Father Knows Best State
padparadkoŭvacca i pracavać
Sacha nikolai vayaska
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Population4.989 billion

LeaderSacha nikolai vayaska


The Dictatorship of Mayakava is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Sacha nikolai vayaska with an iron fist, and remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, public floggings, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 4.989 billion Mayakavans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Education, and Environment are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Eilesky. The average income tax rate is 97.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Mayakavan economy, worth a remarkable 2,022 trillion roubleses a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is an amazing 405,414 roubleses, with the richest citizens earning 5.1 times as much as the poorest.

Scientists recently cloned the long-extinct feather-bellied bear, the Fashion Channel can only be viewed on widescreen TVs, severed limbs litter woodland edges across the land, and officials pull all-nighters to check immigrants for potential links to terrorists. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mayakava's national animal is the bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is judaism.

Mayakava is ranked 49,999th in the world and 43rd in The Radiant for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 2,583.67 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 243rdMost Subsidized Industry: 254thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 282ndMost Corrupt Governments: 284thLargest Black Market: 297thLargest Insurance Industry: 322ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 356thHighest Average Incomes: 440thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 747thMost Advanced Public Transport: 871stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,067thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,411thLargest Governments: 1,440thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,478thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,512thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,576thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,648thTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 1,846thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,890thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,134thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,358thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,646thLargest Gambling Industry: 3,803rdMost Beautiful Environments: 4,782ndHighest Economic Output: 4,831stMost Advanced Public Education: 4,992ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,233rdLargest Mining Sector: 5,415thMost Efficient Economies: 6,026thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,218thMost Developed: 7,363rdLongest Average Lifespans: 8,393rdMost Secular: 8,464thLargest Welfare Programs: 8,504thTop
Healthiest Citizens: 9,091stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 12,538thBest Weather: 13,093rdSmartest Citizens: 17,712th
Most Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionTop
Largest Gambling Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 5th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 7th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 8th in the regionTop
Largest Mining Sector: 10th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 10th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12th in the regionMost Developed: 13th in the regionLargest Populations: 14th in the regionMost Secular: 15th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 16th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 16th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 16th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 16th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Mayakava was endorsed by The Dáxlamic Evergreen Republic of New Bradfordsburg.
  • : Following new legislation in Mayakava, officials pull all-nighters to check immigrants for potential links to terrorists.
  • : Following new legislation in Mayakava, severed limbs litter woodland edges across the land.
  • : Following new legislation in Mayakava, the Fashion Channel can only be viewed on widescreen TVs.
  • : Mayakava was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes and the Top 10% for Smartest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Mayakava, scientists recently cloned the long-extinct feather-bellied bear.
  • : Following new legislation in Mayakava, tourists need only sign on the dotted line to become citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Mayakava, the military recognizes no difference between male and female soldiers.
  • : Following new legislation in Mayakava, officer recruitment and police brutality have reached an all-time high.
  • : Following new legislation in Mayakava, antique comic book collectors are disappointed to hear that their treasures are worth exactly as little as their mothers said they were.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 2 » The Gudaal Archipelago and New Bradfordsburg.

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