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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 151st Most Subsidized Industry: 185th Most Corrupt Governments: 242nd
The Dictatorship of
Iron Fist Consumerists
padparadkoŭvacca i pracavać
Brother Nikolai Dmitri Sokolov
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population6.276 billion

LeaderBrother Nikolai Dmitri Sokolov


The Dictatorship of Mayakava is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Brother Nikolai Dmitri Sokolov with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, strictly enforced bedtime, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 6.276 billion Mayakavans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry, Education, and Environment also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Eilesky. The average income tax rate is 98.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Mayakavan economy, worth a remarkable 2,638 trillion roubleses a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is an amazing 420,458 roubleses, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,304,265 per year while the poor average 104,359, a ratio of 12.5 to 1.

Enemy navies sail within bombardment range of major coastal cities with impunity, jaywalking is punishable by public flogging, when electric cars arrived nobody heard them coming, and holidaymakers sleep curled up on the floor as hotel beds are replaced with oversized bookcases. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mayakava's national animal is the bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is judaism.

Mayakava is ranked 157,219th in the world and 459th in Confederation of Corrupt Dictators for Most Devout, with 2.57 Prayers Per Hour.

Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 151stMost Subsidized Industry: 185thMost Corrupt Governments: 242ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 257thLargest Insurance Industry: 260thLargest Black Market: 261stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 283rdHighest Average Incomes: 431stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 463rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 777thMost Advanced Public Transport: 795thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 816thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,081stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,097thLargest Governments: 1,185thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,200thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,212thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,328thTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 1,639thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,120thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,846thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,029thHighest Economic Output: 3,575thLargest Gambling Industry: 3,982ndLargest Mining Sector: 5,072ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,204thMost Secular: 5,243rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,281stMost Developed: 5,495thMost Efficient Economies: 5,636thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,716thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7,013thHighest Poor Incomes: 8,078thTop
Smartest Citizens: 10,679thRudest Citizens: 11,067thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 12,401stBest Weather: 12,695thHealthiest Citizens: 13,074thLargest Publishing Industry: 14,209thMost Cultured: 15,309th
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Governments: 3rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 4th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 4th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 5th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 5th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 6th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 7th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8th in the regionMost Developed: 8th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 9th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 16th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 16th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 17th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 18th in the regionLargest Populations: 19th in the regionBest Weather: 21st in the regionRudest Citizens: 24th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 25th in the regionTop
Most Cultured: 26th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 26th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 27th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 32nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 33rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 42nd in the regionMost Secular: 43rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Mayakava, holidaymakers sleep curled up on the floor as hotel beds are replaced with oversized bookcases.
  • : Following new legislation in Mayakava, when electric cars arrived nobody heard them coming.
  • : Mayakava lodged a message on the Confederation of Corrupt Dictators Regional Message Board.
  • : Mayakava endorsed The Empire of ShrewLlamaLand.
  • : Mayakava voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Convention on International Oil Spills".
  • : Following new legislation in Mayakava, jaywalking is punishable by public flogging.
  • : Following new legislation in Mayakava, enemy navies sail within bombardment range of major coastal cities with impunity.
  • : Following new legislation in Mayakava, trust-fund babies line up for places in community college.
  • : Following new legislation in Mayakava, foreigners are treated with great suspicion.
  • : Mayakava was endorsed by The We are closed of Gospel Power.


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