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Most Subsidized Industry: 191stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 205thMost Corrupt Governments: 208th
The Democratic workers republic of
Iron Fist Consumerists
равенство и порядок , для нашей товарищи
Brother Nikolai Dmitri Sokolov
Influence
Vassal
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Mayakava

Population12.04 billion

CapitalEilesky
LeaderBrother Nikolai Dmitri Sokolov
FaithCult of dear brother

CurrencyНоск nosk rubles
Animalbear

The Democratic workers republic of Mayakava is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Brother Nikolai Dmitri Sokolov with an iron fist, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, ubiquitous missile silos, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 12.04 billion Mayakavans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Education, Law & Order, and Industry also on the agenda, while International Aid receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Eilesky. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Mayakavan economy, worth a remarkable 5,898 trillion Носк nosk rubleses a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 489,875 Носк nosk rubleses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Many Mayakavans are their brothers' keepers, holiday light displays just aren't the same without seizure-inducing strobe effects, genetic screening weeds out citizens whose legs don't bend easily at the knee, and Brother Nikolai Dmitri Sokolov can't hear a thing when the unwashed masses throw rocks at the new state limousine. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mayakava's national animal is the bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Cult of dear brother.

Mayakava is ranked 160,703rd in the world and 180th in Confederation of Corrupt Dictators for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, with 2.28 Rich To Poor Income Ratio.

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Most Subsidized Industry: 191stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 205thMost Corrupt Governments: 208thLargest Black Market: 216thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 251stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 266thHighest Poor Incomes: 306thMost Advanced Public Transport: 323rdLargest Insurance Industry: 344thHighest Average Incomes: 355thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 365thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 404thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 510thLowest Crime Rates: 668thLargest Governments: 696thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 724thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 862ndMost Efficient Economies: 879thHighest Average Tax Rates: 926thMost Armed: 959thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,143rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,255thHighest Economic Output: 1,552ndMost Beautiful Environments: 1,600thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,655thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,970thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,222ndTop
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Most Developed: 2,806thMost Influential: 3,072ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,387thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,761stSmartest Citizens: 4,861stLargest Gambling Industry: 4,939thBest Weather: 5,354thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,279thLargest Publishing Industry: 6,911thLargest Mining Sector: 8,104thHealthiest Citizens: 9,222ndMost Cultured: 9,861stMost Valuable International Artwork: 10,743rdTop
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Most Authoritarian: 18,179thMost Secular: 19,854th
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Most Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 3rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 3rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3rd in the regionTop
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Largest Governments: 4th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 4th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 5th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 5th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 5th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 6th in the regionMost Armed: 6th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 7th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 8th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9th in the regionMost Developed: 10th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 10th in the regionBest Weather: 12th in the regionLargest Populations: 14th in the regionTop
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Largest Gambling Industry: 16th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 16th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 19th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 21st in the regionMost Influential: 22nd in the regionMost Cultured: 29th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 30th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Mayakava was endorsed by The Shadow Cult of Jocospor.
  • : Mayakava lodged a message on the Confederation of Corrupt Dictators Regional Message Board.
  • : Mayakava lodged a message on the Confederation of Corrupt Dictators Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Mayakava, Brother Nikolai Dmitri Sokolov can't hear a thing when the unwashed masses throw rocks at the new state limousine.
  • : Mayakava was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Conservative.
  • : Following new legislation in Mayakava, genetic screening weeds out citizens whose legs don't bend easily at the knee.
  • : Following new legislation in Mayakava, holiday light displays just aren't the same without seizure-inducing strobe effects.
  • : Following new legislation in Mayakava, many Mayakavans are their brothers' keepers.
  • : Following new legislation in Mayakava, kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll.
  • : Following new legislation in Mayakava, sex education has become an intricate maze of stick figures and complex metaphors.

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