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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 232nd Most Subsidized Industry: 257th Largest Insurance Industry: 289th
The Dictatorship of
Father Knows Best State
padparadkoŭvacca i pracavać
sacha nikolai vayaska
Influence
Squire
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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The Dictatorship of Mayakava is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by sacha nikolai vayaska with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, enslaved workforce, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 4.564 billion Mayakavans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Education, and Healthcare are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Югаславія. The average income tax rate is 97.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Mayakavan economy, worth a remarkable 1,790 trillion roubleses a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is an amazing 392,229 roubleses, with the richest citizens earning 6.4 times as much as the poorest.

The Forestry Department has decided you really can't fight fire with fire, government-funded marriage counseling is showing very limited success, citizens are only allowed to view government-approved TV shows, and cooking with water and baking soda is considered patent infringement. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mayakava's national animal is the bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is judaism.

Mayakava is ranked 5,544th in the world and 10th in The Radiant for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 359.3 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 232ndMost Subsidized Industry: 257thLargest Insurance Industry: 289thMost Corrupt Governments: 292ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 296thLargest Black Market: 324thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 330thHighest Average Incomes: 476thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 752ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 855thMost Influential: 1,033rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,050thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,351stLargest Governments: 1,499thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,729thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,766thTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 1,891stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,927thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,939thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,625thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,682ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,735thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,860thLargest Gambling Industry: 3,857thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,890thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,198thHighest Economic Output: 5,509thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,544thLargest Mining Sector: 5,873rdMost Efficient Economies: 6,034thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,154thMost Developed: 7,658thLargest Welfare Programs: 8,676thLongest Average Lifespans: 8,678thTop
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Most Secular: 9,317thHealthiest Citizens: 10,110thBest Weather: 13,338th
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Governments: 3rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 4th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5th in the regionMost Developed: 6th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 6th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 6th in the regionTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 7th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 8th in the regionRudest Citizens: 9th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 10th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 10th in the regionMost Secular: 10th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 11th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Mayakava was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Secular.
  • : Following new legislation in Mayakava, cooking with water and baking soda is considered patent infringement.
  • : Following new legislation in Mayakava, citizens are only allowed to view government-approved TV shows.
  • : Following new legislation in Mayakava, government-funded marriage counseling is showing very limited success.
  • : Following new legislation in Mayakava, the Forestry Department has decided you really can't fight fire with fire.
  • : Following new legislation in Mayakava, war criminals are given full state funerals.
  • : Following new legislation in Mayakava, the national census includes an opt-in to join the government-run dating service.
  • : Mayakava was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Mayakava, wealthy pranksters dump refuse on unsuspecting citizens from up high.
  • : Following new legislation in Mayakava, commemorative mugs remembering last year's Black Friday Crockery Riots are a best seller this year.

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