The Feline Republic of Maxwelland is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Aurélia Clawthorne with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and remarkably easy parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 2.626 billion Maxwellians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Healthcare are also considered important, while International Aid and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Maxwellia. The average income tax rate is 18.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Maxwellian economy, worth 205 trillion Dogecoins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 78,339 Dogecoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

The Department of Health is snowed under by requests for crisper ciabatta and tenderer tagliatelle, buses are widely regarded as the safest way to travel, the government's fruit business reeks of rotting produce and corruption, and friendly fire incidents usually result in severe burns. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate. Maxwelland's national animal is the Cat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Church of the Elder Cattos.

Maxwelland is ranked 278,847^th in the world and 39^th in Free United States for Lowest Crime Rates, with 55.15 law-abiding acts per hour.