The Kingdom of Mauricean Islands is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Alex Lamb with an even hand, and renowned for its national health service, ubiquitous missile silos, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, cheerful population of 4.216 billion Mauriceans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nova Mauricia. The average income tax rate is 94.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Mauricean economy, worth 676 trillion dreamies a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 160,395 dreamies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

The national guard is mobilized whenever a mother gets separated from her child at the mall, citizens recently voted in favour of declaring bubblewrap an 'abomination of nature', towns are often run by puppets, and the Treasury and Finance Ministry have been outsourced. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mauricean Islands's national animal is the Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Mauricean Islands is ranked 1,834^th in the world and 62^nd in the South Pacific for Healthiest Citizens, with 28.6 bananas ingested per day.