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Most Compassionate Citizens: 1,074thMost Pacifist: 1,148thNicest Citizens: 1,211th
The Kingdom of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Ideas, not beliefs
Influence
Page
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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Mauricean Islands

Population4.216 billion

CapitalNova Mauricia
LeaderAlex Lamb

Currencydreamie
AnimalCat

The Kingdom of Mauricean Islands is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Alex Lamb with an even hand, and renowned for its national health service, ubiquitous missile silos, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, cheerful population of 4.216 billion Mauriceans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nova Mauricia. The average income tax rate is 94.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Mauricean economy, worth 676 trillion dreamies a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 160,395 dreamies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

The national guard is mobilized whenever a mother gets separated from her child at the mall, citizens recently voted in favour of declaring bubblewrap an 'abomination of nature', towns are often run by puppets, and the Treasury and Finance Ministry have been outsourced. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mauricean Islands's national animal is the Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Mauricean Islands is ranked 1,834th in the world and 62nd in the South Pacific for Healthiest Citizens, with 28.6 bananas ingested per day.

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Most Compassionate Citizens: 1,074thMost Pacifist: 1,148thNicest Citizens: 1,211thHealthiest Citizens: 1,834thBest Weather: 1,851stMost Inclusive: 1,963rdLongest Average Lifespans: 2,090thHighest Food Quality: 2,201stLargest Welfare Programs: 2,345thSafest: 2,386thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,412thTop
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Most Influential: 2,702ndMost Beautiful Environments: 3,317thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,439thLowest Crime Rates: 3,461stMost Cultured: 3,618thMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,274thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,754thMost Developed: 4,769thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,810thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,135thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,098thMost Efficient Economies: 6,110thLargest Governments: 6,374thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,868thSmartest Citizens: 7,019thMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,372ndMost Subsidized Industry: 10,538thLeast Corrupt Governments: 11,362ndHighest Average Incomes: 12,959thTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 14,083rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 15,129thMost Advanced Public Transport: 15,848thMost Secular: 19,187thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 20,012thHighest Drug Use: 24,731st
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Most Pacifist: 31st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 32nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 35th in the regionBest Weather: 57th in the regionMost Inclusive: 58th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 60th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 62nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 62nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 68th in the regionSafest: 69th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 71st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 89th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 96th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 100th in the regionMost Cultured: 103rd in the regionTop
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 129th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 132nd in the regionMost Developed: 152nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 154th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 154th in the regionLargest Governments: 166th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 176th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 189th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 189th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 210th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 225th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 235th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 240th in the regionMost Influential: 273rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 280th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 342nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 410th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 419th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 421st in the regionTop
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Highest Economic Output: 526th in the regionMost Secular: 606th in the regionMost Stationary: 620th in the regionLargest Populations: 810th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 945th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 950th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 996th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Mauricean Islands, the Treasury and Finance Ministry have been outsourced.
  • : Following new legislation in Mauricean Islands, towns are often run by puppets.
  • : Following new legislation in Mauricean Islands, citizens recently voted in favour of declaring bubblewrap an 'abomination of nature'.
  • : Following new legislation in Mauricean Islands, the national guard is mobilized whenever a mother gets separated from her child at the mall.
  • : Following new legislation in Mauricean Islands, burning twigs to keep warm while lost in the wild is now a felony.
  • : Following new legislation in Mauricean Islands, the combined alert sound of a nation simultaneously receiving a text message is a common cause of hearing damage.
  • : Following new legislation in Mauricean Islands, factories are regularly demolished to make way for low-cost housing areas.
  • : Following new legislation in Mauricean Islands, police struggle to solve crimes due to the lack of fingerprint records.
  • : Mauricean Islands was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Mauricean Islands, school lunches are made with hypo-allergenic wood pulp.

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