The United Kingdom of Mauradinland is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Mauradin The Bronze with an even hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, public floggings, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, democratic, devout population of 9.849 billion Mauradinlandians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jaytopia. The average income tax rate is 90.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Mauradinlandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,318 trillion Pounds a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 133,884 Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Deceased politicians spam the public with thousands of AI-generated voicemails, citizens recently voted in favour of declaring bubblewrap an 'abomination of nature', binoculars sales are at an all-time high, and the Messiah (formerly known as Brian) is a mayoral candidate. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mauradinland's national animal is the Griffin, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Jehovah's bystanders we witness nothing.

Mauradinland is ranked 15,632^nd in the world and 314^th in the Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 93.57 law-abiding acts per hour.