The Socialist federation of Mattijana is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Mattias burgm I with a fair hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, smutty television, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 10.626 billion Mattijanans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Petrovijanka. The average income tax rate is 68.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Mattijanan economy, worth a remarkable 1,350 trillion Espoes a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Cheese Exports, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 127,048 Espoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Kindergarten teachers with ankle-bracelets are closely supervised by their parole officers, there are no more heroes any more, a suspicious number of male students have joined the Ladies' Wrestling League, and internet moderator is one of the most popular jobs among the nation's more socially awkward citizens. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mattijana's national animal is the Alpine marmot, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Jelenara.

Mattijana is ranked 23,402^nd in the world and 18^th in Esportiva for Most Developed, scoring 72.12 on the Human Development Index.