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Rudest Citizens: 1,656thLargest Retail Industry: 1,770thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,852nd
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Mattantia

Population9.144 billion

CapitalMattantia City
LeaderEllica Vergate

Currencytambol
Animalmule

The United Federal Republic of Mattantia is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Ellica Vergate with an even hand, and notable for its frequent executions, unlimited-speed roads, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 9.144 billion Mattantians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mattantia City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 48.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Mattantian economy, worth a remarkable 2,002 trillion tambols a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 218,992 tambols, with the richest citizens earning 9.6 times as much as the poorest.

Unemployed political consultants and advertisers spend every election night weeping for the good old days, the year's most anticipated show is "Great Deals on Delicious Meals", practising saying 'how now brown cow' is an essential part of holiday planning, and the Counter-Terrorism Unit has been nicknamed "Big Bad Wolf" for its tendency towards urban demolition. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Mattantia's national animal is the mule, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Mattantia is ranked 2,562nd in the world and 1st in Nations of the New Right for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 52,424.17 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.

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Rudest Citizens: 1,656thLargest Retail Industry: 1,770thTop
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,852ndMost Avoided: 2,164thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,562ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,690thLargest Black Market: 3,036thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,385thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,571stLargest Gambling Industry: 3,827thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,078thMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,243rdLargest Mining Sector: 4,728thHighest Average Incomes: 4,844thHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,973rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,028thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,955thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 6,720thHighest Economic Output: 6,922ndMost Efficient Economies: 7,443rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,235thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8,338thTop
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Most Devout: 10,032ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,638thLargest Governments: 10,651stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,772ndMost Cultured: 12,342ndMost Corrupt Governments: 13,042ndMost Developed: 13,673rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 14,718thLargest Publishing Industry: 17,062ndMost Advanced Public Education: 17,458th

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  • : Mattantia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Average.
  • : Mattantia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Average.
  • : Mattantia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry.
  • : Mattantia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Smartest Citizens.
  • : Mattantia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry.
  • : Mattantia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Average.
  • : Following new legislation in Mattantia, the Counter-Terrorism Unit has been nicknamed "Big Bad Wolf" for its tendency towards urban demolition.
  • : Following new legislation in Mattantia, practising saying 'how now brown cow' is an essential part of holiday planning.
  • : Following new legislation in Mattantia, the year's most anticipated show is "Great Deals on Delicious Meals".
  • : Following new legislation in Mattantia, unemployed political consultants and advertisers spend every election night weeping for the good old days.

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