The Simulnation of Matrixulated is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Jue Doe with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, anti-smoking policies, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 12.152 billion Simulacra hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Healthcare, and Public Transport also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Law & Order aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of MegaCity. The average income tax rate is 87.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Matrixulated economy, worth a remarkable 3,234 trillion Megabytes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 266,173 Megabytes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Octogenarian swimsuit models insist that they've still got it, cyber-crime and tin-foil hat sales are both increasing at record rates, foreign spirits are hard to find due to an abundance of "Cletus and Jim Bob's Homemade Matrixulated Moonshine", and it turns out that money can buy you happiness. Crime is totally unknown. Matrixulated's national animal is the Code Raptor, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Consensual Hallucination of the Matrix.

Matrixulated is ranked 2,239^th in the world and 6^th in Spiritus for Highest Drug Use, scoring 117.2 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.