The ɹǝʞɔɐqǝuᴉ˥ ǝɥʇ sǝqqoH of Mathuvan Union is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Kaiserina Catherine IV with an iron fist, and renowned for its prohibition of alcohol, unlimited-speed roads, and digital currency. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 1.203 billion Czarsmen are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Administration, and Education are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of São Mateus e João. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 66.9%.

The frighteningly efficient a Czarsman economy, worth 144 trillion Coroa da Czarinas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 120,112 Coroa da Czarinas, with the richest citizens earning 6.3 times as much as the poorest.

Charged suspects often have to wait years before the courts have room to judge their trial, Boris Cult and the Church of Reppy now admits men and women into its clergy, at the edge of the final frontier space's biggest missile platform is about to unfold, and the nation's prisons are touted as the best weight loss programs money can't buy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mathuvan Union's national animal is the Sagrado Moose, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Boris Cult and the Church of Reppy.

Mathuvan Union is ranked 182,940^th in the world and 125^th in The Wooloo Pact for Nudest, with 60.5 Cheeks Per Square Mile.