The ɹǝʞɔɐqǝuᴉ˥ ǝɥʇ sǝqqoH of Mathuvan Union is a huge, orderly nation, ruled by Czarina Catherine IV with an iron fist, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 980 million Czarsmen are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Administration, and Education also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of São Mateus e João. The average income tax rate is 46.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse a Czarsman economy, worth 103 trillion Coroa da Czarinas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 105,422 Coroa da Czarinas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Programmes of questionable content are shown at peak-hours, the government seizes the property of the recently deceased, a burger chain recently changed its name to Mack Donaldz for legal reasons, and as dissatisfaction with the system waxes the only things to be sure of are death and taxes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mathuvan Union's national animal is the Sagrado Moose, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Mathuvan Union is ranked 172,149^th in the world and 27^th in Bluecrown Keep for Most Avoided, scoring 1.05 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.