Population | 8.269 billion |
Capital | Cruïlla De Reis |
Leader | Kaiser Wilhelm Von Brandenburg |
Faith | Church of Brandenburg |
Currency | Kronenmünze |
Animal | Wide Ringed Rare Brandenburg Tiger |
The Clawed Fat Tuna Eating Cat of Mathuvan Union is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Kaiser Wilhelm Von Brandenburg with an iron fist, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, pith helmet sales, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.269 billion Preußians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The large, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, although Administration, Education, and Industry are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cruïlla De Reis. The average income tax rate is 91.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Brandenburgen economy, worth a remarkable 1,490 trillion Kronenmünzes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 180,271 Kronenmünzes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.
Expectant parents view twins with equal parts joy and suspicion, Brandenburgen tourists are encouraged to hand out spare condoms to locals while on vacation, turnstile jumpers grow up to be tax cheats, and the best defense is a good fence. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mathuvan Union's national animal is the Wide Ringed Rare Brandenburg Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Church of Brandenburg.
Mathuvan Union is ranked 11,130th in the world and 741st in Lazarus for Lowest Crime Rates, with 98.74 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Mathuvan Union was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
- : Mathuvan Union's influence in Lazarus rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
- : Mathuvan Union's influence in Lazarus rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
- : Mathuvan Union was refounded in Lazarus.
- : Mathuvan Union ceased to exist in Osiris.
- : Mathuvan Union was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.
- : Mathuvan Union was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
- : Mathuvan Union was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
- : Mathuvan Union's influence in Osiris rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
- : Mathuvan Union was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Smartest Citizens.