The Clawed Christmas Tuna Eating of Mathuvan Union is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Kaiser Wilhelm Von Brandenburg with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, pith helmet sales, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 1.909 billion Preußians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Administration are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Preistadt North County. The average income tax rate is 82.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Brandenburgen economy, worth 326 trillion Kronenmünzes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 171,001 Kronenmünzes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

Retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites, theft is considered to be okay if the crime happened a long time ago, polygamy is legal, and owning a fishing rod can cause you to be subject to military questioning. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mathuvan Union's national animal is the Kaisers Moose, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Church of Brandenburg.

Mathuvan Union is ranked 71,085^th in the world and 22^nd in Callista for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 2,590.51 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.