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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,145thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,016thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,022nd
The Beautiful Mathematicians of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
Multiplication by Zero is strictly prohibited.
President Brook L' H˘pital Pythos Taylor
Influence
Envoy
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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Mathematik

Population8.067 billion

CapitalThe Tenth Spatial Dimension with 2 Times
LeaderPresident Brook L' H˘pital Pythos Taylor
FaithMathematicalism Among All Other Religion

CurrencySlightly Volatile Math Research Paper
AnimalTranscendental and Real But Inedible Pi

The Beautiful Mathematicians of Mathematik is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by President Brook L' H˘pital Pythos Taylor with a fair hand, and renowned for its unlimited-speed roads, anti-smoking policies, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 8.067 billion Mathematicians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Welfare, and Administration are also considered important, while Defense receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Tenth Spatial Dimension with 2 Times. The average income tax rate is 96.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Mathematician economy, worth a remarkable 1,242 trillion Slightly Volatile Math Research Papers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 154,054 Slightly Volatile Math Research Papers, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Politicians tend to speak more loudly and slowly these days, a favorite "life hack" for gap year backpackers is to pretend to be homeless for government handouts, Mathematician watches list strained wrists as a common side effect, and old folks reminisce about the last time someone was acquitted of a crime. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mathematik's national animal is the Transcendental and Real But Inedible Pi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Mathematicalism Among All Other Religion.

Mathematik is ranked 14,696th in the world and 3rd in Minoa for Highest Economic Output, with 1,242 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,145thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,016thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,022ndNicest Citizens: 2,030thMost Pacifist: 2,169thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,220thLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,298thTop
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 2,702ndMost Advanced Public Education: 3,036thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,060thBest Weather: 3,110thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,257thSafest: 3,349thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,715thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,897thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,110thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,131stHealthiest Citizens: 4,274thMost Developed: 4,340thMost Inclusive: 4,836thSmartest Citizens: 5,390thLargest Governments: 5,518thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,558thLowest Crime Rates: 5,706thMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,404thMost Cultured: 6,421stMost Secular: 6,711thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,211thMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,548thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,761stMost Subsidized Industry: 8,306thMost Efficient Economies: 11,688thTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 13,317thHighest Economic Output: 14,696thMost Income Equality: 18,062ndLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 20,952ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 22,186th
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Safest: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionMost Income Equality: 2nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 2nd in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Mathematik, old folks reminisce about the last time someone was acquitted of a crime.
  • : Following new legislation in Mathematik, Mathematician watches list strained wrists as a common side effect.
  • : Following new legislation in Mathematik, a favorite "life hack" for gap year backpackers is to pretend to be homeless for government handouts.
  • : Following new legislation in Mathematik, politicians tend to speak more loudly and slowly these days.
  • : Following new legislation in Mathematik, producers insist that movie stars wear crash helmets in every scene.
  • : Following new legislation in Mathematik, politicians are often found scavenging bins at night to supplement their income.
  • : Following new legislation in Mathematik, the most common doctor's prescription is "get out of my consulting room".
  • : Following new legislation in Mathematik, visiting dignitaries make excuses to leave functions early and head to the nearest pub.
  • : Following new legislation in Mathematik, armed war-criminals gain asylum if deemed 'fabulous' enough.
  • : Following new legislation in Mathematik, angry citizens complain that there isn't enough geographical diversity on the new banknotes.

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