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Most Advanced Public Education: 883rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 933rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 977th
The Civilisation Game of
Left-wing Utopia
Time is the simplest thing
Influence
Squire
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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Mastodonia

Population6.336 billion

CapitalThe City
LeaderShepard Blaine
FaithProject Pope

CurrencyPostagestamp
Animalmastodon

The Civilisation Game of Mastodonia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Shepard Blaine with a fair hand, and remarkable for its prohibition of alcohol, rampant corporate plagiarism, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 6.336 billion Mastodonians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Administration, Environment, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The City. The average income tax rate is 99.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Mastodonian economy, worth a remarkable 1,242 trillion Postagestamps a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 196,123 Postagestamps, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper, the combined alert sound of a nation simultaneously receiving a text message is a common cause of hearing damage, the pursuit of wanted criminals ends at the entrance of the pay'n'spray garage as police refuse to enter any private property, and Mastodonians submit requests for a date in writing with an enclosed RSVP card. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mastodonia's national animal is the mastodon, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Project Pope.

Mastodonia is ranked 1,344th in the world and 23rd in 10000 Islands for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 10,913.8 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

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Most Advanced Public Education: 883rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 933rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 977thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,002ndMost Influential: 1,015thSafest: 1,046thBest Weather: 1,056thNicest Citizens: 1,076thLowest Crime Rates: 1,227thMost Developed: 1,303rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,326thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,344thMost Inclusive: 1,363rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,385thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,403rdMost Beautiful Environments: 1,457thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,562ndLongest Average Lifespans: 1,571stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,738thLargest Governments: 1,889thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,916thHealthiest Citizens: 1,936thSmartest Citizens: 1,990thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,109thTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 2,349thHighest Food Quality: 2,438thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,465thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,701stMost Pacifist: 3,591stMost Efficient Economies: 3,800thMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,942ndMost Subsidized Industry: 5,204thHighest Average Incomes: 7,240thMost Secular: 9,252ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9,583rdTop
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Most Armed: 12,619thMost Income Equality: 14,191stMost Cultured: 14,937thHighest Economic Output: 15,014thMost Stationary: 18,763rd
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Most Advanced Public Education: 13th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 21st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 22nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 23rd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 24th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 25th in the regionNicest Citizens: 25th in the regionSafest: 25th in the regionBest Weather: 25th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 26th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 26th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 28th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 31st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 32nd in the regionMost Developed: 33rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 34th in the regionLargest Governments: 35th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 37th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 37th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 40th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 40th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 44th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 45th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 48th in the regionTop
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Most Income Equality: 53rd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 55th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 56th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 69th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 76th in the regionMost Pacifist: 76th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 80th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 90th in the regionMost Influential: 92nd in the regionMost Armed: 99th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Mastodonia was endorsed by The Sultanate of Xeroa.
  • : Mastodonia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Drop Your Pants".
  • : Mastodonia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Epidemic Investigation Act".
  • : Following new legislation in Mastodonia, Mastodonians submit requests for a date in writing with an enclosed RSVP card.
  • : Following new legislation in Mastodonia, the pursuit of wanted criminals ends at the entrance of the pay'n'spray garage as police refuse to enter any private property.
  • : Mastodonia endorsed The Republic of Aquamarine Island.
  • : Mastodonia was endorsed by The Republic of Aquamarine Island.
  • : Mastodonia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Volcanic Activity Convention".
  • : Following new legislation in Mastodonia, the combined alert sound of a nation simultaneously receiving a text message is a common cause of hearing damage.
  • : Following new legislation in Mastodonia, anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper.

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