The Queendom of Mastariere is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Queen Beyoncé with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, frequent executions, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 4.268 billion Mastariereans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. The average income tax rate is 66.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Mastarierean economy, worth 322 trillion Ducks a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 75,550 Ducks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Mastariere City XV Regiment (aka "The Goat Starers") have yet to win a battle, Information Technology facilities are being turned into Basilisk habitats, male med students learning female anatomy do so with their eyes tightly closed, and nude art is becoming wildly popular. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mastariere's national animal is the Basilisk, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Mastariere is ranked 22,656^th in the world and 420^th in The East Pacific for Most Stationary, with 725.97379232092 Days.