The Queendom of Mastariere is a massive, cultured nation, renowned for its irreverence towards religion, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 1.816 billion Mastariereans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Environment, and Welfare are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 59.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Mastarierean economy, worth 127 trillion Ducks a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 70,426 Ducks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Almost every singles' party has a clergy and courtesans theme, artists are pillars of society, intellectual snobbery has the cognoscenti sneering at anyone who doesn't have an opinion on the semiological drift of Umberto Eco's works, and the government has enacted freedom of information. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mastariere's national animal is the Basilisk, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Mastariere is ranked 71,885^th in the world and 2,994^th in The East Pacific for Least Corrupt Governments, with 93.3 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.