by Max Barry

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Largest Welfare Programs: 2,709thSafest: 3,181stMost Devout: 3,422nd
The Holy Democracy of
Democratic Socialists
Love God and Jesus
Sam Elegant
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Population8.257 billion

LeaderSam Elegant


The Holy Democracy of MassModania is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Sam Elegant with an even hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, devout population of 8.257 billion MassModanians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of TechTone. The average income tax rate is 95.9%.

The frighteningly efficient MassModanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,258 trillion Korpanas a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Basket Weaving, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 152,453 Korpanas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Evasive politicians don't fail to strongly commit to not committing to a course of non-inaction, praying before a battle is a court-martial offence, five-year-olds who refuse to line up on command get gold stars, and paralegals spend all day Hewlett-Packing attorneys' law briefs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. MassModania's national animal is the Dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

MassModania is ranked 35,745th in the world and 6th in Selene for Most Income Equality, scoring 67.79 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.

Largest Welfare Programs: 2,709thTop
Safest: 3,181stMost Devout: 3,422ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3,624thLowest Crime Rates: 3,923rdMost Pacifist: 4,138thMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,201stHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,576thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,623rdHealthiest Citizens: 4,909thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,167thNicest Citizens: 5,227thLargest Governments: 6,061stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6,178thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,955thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,511thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,260thMost Developed: 8,632ndMost Efficient Economies: 8,664thMost Inclusive: 10,459thLargest Publishing Industry: 10,981stMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,225thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11,238thMost Advanced Public Education: 11,332ndBest Weather: 11,473rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 11,644thMost Valuable International Artwork: 11,948thSmartest Citizens: 12,233rdHighest Food Quality: 12,928thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,102ndTop
Highest Average Incomes: 14,594thLargest Information Technology Sector: 15,542ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 15,626thHighest Economic Output: 16,246thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 16,318thMost Beautiful Environments: 20,330thMost Cultured: 23,476thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 26,158th
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionSafest: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 2nd in the region

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