The Grand Duchy of Massechuessets is a huge, safe nation, remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working population of 277 million Massians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government prioritizes Welfare, with Education, Defense, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Environment are ignored. The average income tax rate is 14.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Massechuessetsian economy, worth 16.7 trillion Chueses a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 60,283 Chueses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

The nation sends criminals home to think about what they did, pandemics are over and done with by the time it takes to pass the nation's stringent border security, turning eighteen is often referred to as the 'Age of Aquarius', and police frequently raid drugstores in search of contraband bottles of New Spice aftershave. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Massechuessets's national animal is the Bear, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Massechuessets is ranked 108,123^rd in the world and 4,910^th in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 1,434.43 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.