by Max Barry

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Largest Welfare Programs: 481st Most Cheerful Citizens: 747th Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 821st
The Commonwealth of
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As long as there is plenty, poverty is evil. -RFK
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Population12.787 billion

LeaderThe High Council
FaithSaint Patrick's Day

AnimalGolden Butterfly

The Commonwealth of Massatoosits is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The High Council with a fair hand, and renowned for its state-planned economy, free-roaming dinosaurs, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 12.787 billion Massatoosi hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Welfare, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Law & Order and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bostopia. The average income tax rate is 98.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Massatoosian economy, worth a remarkable 2,385 trillion Shillings a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 186,595 Shillings, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's biggest export is stupidity, the nation excels at displacement, one does not simply walk into the tundra, and no one is quite sure what many government officials look like. Crime is totally unknown. Massatoosits's national animal is the Golden Butterfly, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Saint Patrick's Day.

Massatoosits is ranked 2,672nd in the world and 12th in Democratic Socialist Assembly for Most Efficient Economies, scoring 100 on the Krugman-Greenspan Business Outlook Index.

Largest Welfare Programs: 481stMost Cheerful Citizens: 747thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 821stMost Advanced Public Transport: 972ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,020thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,097thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,125thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,134thMost Developed: 1,420thNicest Citizens: 1,540thMost Cultured: 1,608thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,744thTop
Least Corrupt Governments: 1,808thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,868thMost Inclusive: 1,948thLargest Governments: 2,004thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,093rdMost Pacifist: 2,128thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,147thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,223rdHighest Drug Use: 2,283rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,398thSmartest Citizens: 2,614thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,636thMost Efficient Economies: 2,672ndHighest Poor Incomes: 3,351stLargest Publishing Industry: 3,549thHealthiest Citizens: 4,181stBest Weather: 4,274thMost Influential: 4,495thHighest Economic Output: 4,635thMost Politically Free: 5,054thSafest: 5,197thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,083rdHighest Average Incomes: 7,023rdNudest: 7,106thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 7,453rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,201stTop
Most Stationary: 11,280thLowest Crime Rates: 13,020thLargest Populations: 13,646th
Highest Drug Use: 4th in the regionMost Politically Free: 7th in the regionNudest: 9th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 9th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 9th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 11th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 12th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 12th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 12th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 12th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 12th in the regionLargest Governments: 15th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 15th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 15th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 16th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 16th in the regionTop
Most Stationary: 18th in the regionMost Developed: 18th in the regionMost Cultured: 18th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 19th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 20th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 20th in the regionLargest Populations: 20th in the regionMost Inclusive: 21st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 21st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 21st in the regionNicest Citizens: 22nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 23rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 24th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 24th in the regionMost Pacifist: 24th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 24th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 25th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 26th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 29th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 29th in the regionBest Weather: 30th in the regionMost Influential: 33rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 35th in the region

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