by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 494th Most Influential: 772nd Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,847th
The Ecumenopolis of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Nenio nova sub la suno.
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom
Below Average

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend


Population12.915 billion

CapitalMassaria City
LeaderNaikaari Tulanara


The Ecumenopolis of Massarie is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Naikaari Tulanara with an even hand, and remarkable for its digital currency, keen interest in outer space, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate population of 12.915 billion Massarians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Massaria City. The average income tax rate is 69.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Massarian economy, worth 755 trillion Volmas a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 58,524 Volmas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Pictures of government employees with expensive Pearbooks 'working' on exotic beaches dominate local tabloids, the family summer vacation has become a thing of the past following the introduction of the year-round school year, a new guerrilla marketing campaign for tap water involves government agents spraying random citizens with hose water, and the nation's Medal of Honour can be found as a free toy in breakfast cereal. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Massarie's national animal is the Phoenix, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Massarie is ranked 175,889th in the world and 9,486th in The North Pacific for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -15.3 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 494thMost Influential: 772ndTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,847thBest Weather: 3,061stMost Beautiful Environments: 4,678thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,988thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,381stMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,665thLargest Welfare Programs: 6,918thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,935thNicest Citizens: 7,354thMost Compassionate Citizens: 7,928thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,169thMost Pacifist: 8,340thTop
Largest Populations: 9,744thMost Stationary: 10,181stMost Advanced Public Education: 10,546thHealthiest Citizens: 12,184thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 13,059thMost Cultured: 14,271stHighest Economic Output: 15,951stSafest: 17,132ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 17,238thLowest Crime Rates: 17,693rd
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 119th in the regionLargest Populations: 135th in the regionBest Weather: 163rd in the regionMost Stationary: 232nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 242nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 254th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 276th in the regionMost Influential: 307th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 313th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 323rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 346th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 369th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 376th in the regionNicest Citizens: 402nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 409th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 425th in the regionMost Pacifist: 427th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 463rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 479th in the regionTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 632nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 653rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 687th in the regionMost Cultured: 688th in the regionNudest: 695th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 791st in the regionSafest: 916th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 175 » Novare Res, Yaorozu, Selfgradatude, Former English Colony, New Sekai, Arrivederci, HMS Unicorn, SYRIXIA, Sadakoyama, Apetopia, Notyoutopia, The Rossinite Empire, Merconitonitopia, Xentherida, Ceretis, Lionia, Guslantis, Sunto, Barbarossistanian South Brasilistan, Frances Francis the First of France, The Isle of Grossmania, Malvad, Druadach, Bharathvarsh, Esplandia, SillyString, Celreostia, Unimaginable Doom, Republic of Dixie, Yeraennus, Sil Dorsett, Shadowrik, Great Bights Mum, Wisconsota, Avalon, Holy Oranz, Gorinchem and Hoog-Hoornaar, American MapleStory, Sankami, Democratic Peoples Republic of the US, Wineclaw, Malta Comino Gozo, Halcon siveriano, Siwale, Indereac Lanx, Kingdom of Space, Southern Stroraia, Enosville, Sophista, Vazali, and 125 others.Kaschovia, Lord Ravenclaw, Alice Gardens, Mercy Land, Omicron Persei V111, Pallaith, Colony of lasting Hopes, PlanetPunk, Kwaj, Beladev, New Lakemba, Ainsworth, General COE, Vszeklina, Friently, South Grand Mountain, Shin-Hachioji, Zedeya, Rylam, Diodone, Corfad, Lamexanope, WE Empire, Anima Proxa, Forunte, McMasterdonia, Plembobria, Senatra, Sheppey, Yukti, Prevaland, Yaris, The Free Californian People, Herzliyya, Kelvaros Prime, Buckerino, I Am Bad At Naming Nations, Acrabinnia, Vogonlandia, Seven Hills, The Akhara Islands, Cloydicia, Bayern-Straubing, The Lancerian Empire, The Iron Lions, Ausrea, Aerilia, Universal State Formula, Amerian States, Pakistan 001, Territorio di Nessuno, SchoolHouse Rock, Tredano, Che Sana Und, Inorganic Tomb Thing, Cuyan, Celebia, Phillywob, Beodarasc, Wodan, Thenaca, Avornica, Felhaven, Victoriaans Nederlands, Mar america, Midds Conia, Xinchao, RedRunele, Kyrianian, Agrauron, Mareor, Mzeusia, Gladio II, Abiswashyo-bhumi, Ice and Tinian, NatsukiLand, The Libertarian Nation of Songrandine, ThE eNd oF eE, Astal Aavors, Techislovakia, Tomatomsie, Anarchy for people, Bridgett, Eglise Sainte Eve, Socialist Cooperative Republics, Illusia and Neverendia, Alsatian Island, Amerislovakia, Legique, Moubarakistan, The South Falls, Freebrave, The Mazur Empire, Nikhilesh23, A Terribly Charismatic Duck, Ozstan, Puczovska, Ktyria, Morlanka, Canada GR, Atain, Sundred, Great Solordia, LaKronia, Sea Ghost, New Pleasant Hill, Pandessiand, Nueava Libertalia, Mordant99, Wesley Republic, Ka Ching, Thoets, Sile Maungistan, Ostrinios, Saugeria, Uthill, Vathekia, Freienland, Albacria, Mirandako Herri Errepublika, Municipality of Baria and Vungtau, Zyvetskistaahn, Crazy Kongo, Benolia, and Shibutani.

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