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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 556th Most Influential: 860th Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,713th
The Ecumenopolis of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Nenio nova sub la suno.
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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Population13.462 billion

CapitalMassaria City
LeaderNaikaari Tulanara


The Ecumenopolis of Massarie is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Naikaari Tulanara with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, frequent executions, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate population of 13.462 billion Massarians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Massaria City. The average income tax rate is 70.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Massarian economy, worth 806 trillion Volmas a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 59,898 Volmas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Pictures of government employees with expensive Pearbooks 'working' on exotic beaches dominate local tabloids, the family summer vacation has become a thing of the past following the introduction of the year-round school year, a new guerrilla marketing campaign for tap water involves government agents spraying random citizens with hose water, and the nation's Medal of Honour can be found as a free toy in breakfast cereal. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Massarie's national animal is the Phoenix, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Massarie is ranked 183,998th in the world and 10,146th in The North Pacific for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -10.22 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 556thMost Influential: 860thTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,713thBest Weather: 3,078thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,636thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,286thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,446thLargest Welfare Programs: 6,518thMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,595thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,952ndNicest Citizens: 7,507thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,093rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 8,165thMost Pacifist: 8,615thMost Advanced Public Education: 9,186thTop
Most Stationary: 9,393rdLargest Populations: 9,589thHealthiest Citizens: 12,377thMost Cultured: 13,441stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 13,602ndHighest Economic Output: 15,467thMost Advanced Public Transport: 16,660thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 17,819thLowest Crime Rates: 18,282nd
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 127th in the regionLargest Populations: 133rd in the regionBest Weather: 169th in the regionMost Stationary: 219th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 238th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 254th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 274th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 302nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 317th in the regionMost Influential: 345th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 361st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 388th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 408th in the regionNicest Citizens: 409th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 411th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 438th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 443rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 475th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 501st in the regionTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 640th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 662nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 671st in the regionMost Cultured: 673rd in the regionNudest: 696th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 849th in the regionSafest: 1,005th in the region

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