Best Weather: 4,771st Most Beautiful Environments: 4,979th Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,560th
The Federal Republic of
Democratic Socialists
Mille couleurs
Regional Influence
Sprat
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Reasonable
Political Freedom
Below Average

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The Federal Republic of Mascarena is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Tamara Rivo with an even hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, zero percent divorce rate, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, humorless population of 10.185 billion Mascarenans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fort Bourbon. The average income tax rate is 82.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Mascarenan economy, worth 479 trillion Mascarenian Dollars a year, is extremely specialized and solely comprised of the Tourism industry. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 47,039 Mascarenian Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government prefers to kill off its enemies by peaceful means, the Mascarenan basket weaving sector is on the brink of collapse as cheap imports flood the market, Tamara Rivo's luxurious new home has been designated as a protected cultural heritage site, and no one believes anything until it has been strenuously tested and peer-reviewed. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mascarena's national animal is the dodo, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Mascarena is ranked 59,202nd in the world and 1,806th in Lazarus for Most Average, scoring 40.3 on the Average Standardized Normality Scale.

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Best Weather: 4,771stMost Beautiful Environments: 4,979thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,560thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,645thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,965thTop
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Most Compassionate Citizens: 8,236thMost Pacifist: 8,778thHealthiest Citizens: 10,873rdLargest Populations: 12,013thMost Stationary: 12,289thNicest Citizens: 12,794thHighest Average Tax Rates: 13,683rdMost Cultured: 13,983rdMost Advanced Public Education: 15,759th
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Best Weather: 191st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 201st in the regionMost Stationary: 220th in the regionTop
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 290th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 330th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 351st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 376th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 377th in the regionLargest Populations: 425th in the regionMost Pacifist: 437th in the region

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Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Mascarena was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans and Most Eco-Friendly Governments and the Top 10% for Most Advanced Public Education.
  • : Mascarena was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
  • : Following new legislation in Mascarena, no one believes anything until it has been strenuously tested and peer-reviewed.
  • : Following new legislation in Mascarena, Tamara Rivo's luxurious new home has been designated as a protected cultural heritage site.
  • : Mascarena was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education and Most Advanced Public Transport.
  • : Following new legislation in Mascarena, the Mascarenan basket weaving sector is on the brink of collapse as cheap imports flood the market.
  • : Mascarena was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
  • : Following new legislation in Mascarena, the government prefers to kill off its enemies by peaceful means.
  • : Mascarena was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport and Lowest Crime Rates.
  • : Following new legislation in Mascarena, town nameplates frequently raise giggles from passing tourists.

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