by Max Barry

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Most Influential: 39thMost Valuable International Artwork: 273rdHighest Drug Use: 453rd
The Leftist Space of
Left-wing Utopia
We will either make history or die trying. Moo.
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population9.509 billion

CapitalDas Kapital


The Leftist Space of Marxmeans is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Precoixious with a fair hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, pith helmet sales, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 9.509 billion Marksises are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken morass — juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Das Kapital. The average income tax rate is 99.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Marxmasian economy, worth a remarkable 1,520 trillion Marxes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 159,906 Marxes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Humble workers tempt fate for a taste of airline caviar, homeowners often burn Christmas trees just to stay warm (Marxmeans has found 11 easter eggs), funerals are often rudely interrupted by juggling clowns shouting for volunteers from the audience, and the country routinely whitewashes uncomfortable parts of its history. Crime is totally unknown. Marxmeans's national animal is the Conrad, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Religion.

Marxmeans is ranked 304,077th in the world and 1,886th in The Communist Bloc for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with 5 Whatever.

Most Influential: 39thMost Valuable International Artwork: 273rdHighest Drug Use: 453rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 600thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,112thMost Inclusive: 1,390thMost Politically Free: 1,450thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,456thNicest Citizens: 1,459thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,548thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,549thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,584thBest Weather: 1,978thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,119thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,129thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,312thHighest Food Quality: 2,383rdMost Beautiful Environments: 2,473rdMost Subsidized Industry: 2,577thLargest Governments: 2,843rdTop
Most Pacifist: 3,187thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,853rdLongest Average Lifespans: 4,038thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4,150thMost Developed: 4,178thMost Efficient Economies: 4,554thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,654thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,166thHealthiest Citizens: 5,527thSmartest Citizens: 5,696thMost Cultured: 5,887thRudest Citizens: 7,236thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,698thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,565thLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,277thNudest: 11,799thHighest Average Incomes: 13,806thHighest Economic Output: 13,992ndMost Secular: 14,954thTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 15,392ndMost Income Equality: 15,900thSafest: 16,123rdMost Patriotic: 18,949thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 20,612thMost Extreme: 24,549thLowest Crime Rates: 26,225th
Most Politically Free: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 7th in the regionTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 22nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 24th in the regionMost Extreme: 25th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 27th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 29th in the regionBest Weather: 35th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 35th in the regionRudest Citizens: 36th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 37th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 41st in the regionNicest Citizens: 41st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 42nd in the regionNudest: 45th in the regionMost Inclusive: 46th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 47th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 51st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 52nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 57th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 60th in the regionLargest Governments: 62nd in the regionMost Cultured: 86th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 90th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 90th in the regionMost Pacifist: 91st in the regionTop
Most Developed: 98th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 99th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 102nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 102nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 109th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 113th in the regionLargest Populations: 118th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 148th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 158th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 171st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 172nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 178th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 184th in the region

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