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Most Influential: 122ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 222ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 476th
The Brains of
Left-wing Utopia
Moo Brains Moon
Influence
Envoy
Vice Delegate and Member of the Administrative Council
Civil Rights
Frightening
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Corrupted

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Marxmeans

Population6.365 billion

CapitalDas Kapital
LeaderBrains
FaithCommunism

CurrencyBrains
AnimalCow

The Brains of Marxmeans is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Brains with a fair hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, complete lack of prisons, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 6.365 billion Marxmasians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Das Kapital. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Marxmasian economy, worth 978 trillion Brains a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, highly specialized black market in Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 153,667 Brains, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Dinner parties often end in politically charged fist fights, roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews, the government is more interested in identifying problems than fixing them, and the government keeps introducing new foreign species to combat the previous ones it has introduced. Crime is totally unknown. Marxmeans's national animal is the Cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Communism.

Marxmeans is ranked 223,011th in the world and 790th in The Communist Bloc for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -18.1 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

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Most Influential: 122ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 222ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 476thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1,256thHighest Drug Use: 1,294thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,402ndLargest Welfare Programs: 1,551stMost Inclusive: 1,652ndMost Politically Free: 1,699thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,703rdNicest Citizens: 1,763rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,081stTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 2,301stHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,491stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,768thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,783rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,834thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,878thBest Weather: 2,891stHighest Food Quality: 3,261stMost Beautiful Environments: 3,688thLargest Governments: 4,274thMost Pacifist: 4,284thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,655thMost Efficient Economies: 5,066thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,280thMost Developed: 5,545thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,108thSmartest Citizens: 6,772ndHealthiest Citizens: 8,544thMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,648thLargest Publishing Industry: 8,750thMost Cultured: 9,066thNudest: 9,187thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 9,189thLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,800thMost Income Equality: 10,095thTop
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Rudest Citizens: 11,702ndLargest Black Market: 11,828thHighest Average Incomes: 13,504thMost Extreme: 14,548thMost Secular: 15,186thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 16,006thMost Stationary: 18,364thHighest Economic Output: 19,286th
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Highest Drug Use: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Free: 2nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 3rd in the regionMost Influential: 3rd in the regionTop
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Most Extreme: 14th in the regionNudest: 17th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 23rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 27th in the regionLargest Black Market: 32nd in the regionTop
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Best Weather: 47th in the regionNicest Citizens: 48th in the regionRudest Citizens: 49th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 49th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 50th in the regionMost Stationary: 51st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 51st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 52nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 53rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 55th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 57th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 61st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 69th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 69th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 72nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 75th in the regionLargest Governments: 79th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 84th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 84th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 269 » Shamian, Kethania, Itre, Westnesia, Anarhic Morrowind, Russaki, Uinted Communist of Africa, Huelistan, Liliumtopia, Illeron, United Nations of Earth Federation, Vulga, Soviet Felines, Stalin Lands, Saint Ignis, The Workers Union of Habsburg-Lorraine, Federal Republic of Rogarland, North Fluedan, Keeglestan, New Soviet States of America, Transbiansylvania, GreatUnion of Soviet Socialist Republics, The State of Mao, Kitchen Nation, Inzunza, Dudaev, Jacarta, Kdogistan, Rebellionis, Northwest Korea, Sinera, Arcturus Novus, Tyvette, A Post-Apocalyptic Wasteland, Debordan, Saint Shepard, Blakkland, Western Appensopia, The palace of God 2, Comancon, Greater Nitrania, Free Transhuman Governance of the People, Dolarik, Adraen Coalition, Ambaniala, Soviet Socialist Anglia, United States of Buffaloia, Phallas, Old Mare, Secutor, and 219 others.Nordic Socialist Union, Pyralspite, Zarogovnia, Pro Bey, Youstania Firksnerio, Archotsia, Socialist United Republics, Lorthanien, Terrapinne, Nueva Zulia, The Union of Malaysian Socialists, Kergstan, The Quechuan Councils, Queleme, Avanguard city, Slavic Democratic Nations, Calusahatchii, Common Socialist States, Socialist Union of Slavic Republics, Slandiltopia, Parangaba, Renjeva, Evrasiu, Thebrin, Soli Mac, The Tarpeian Cliffs, New Karov, Moledeve, Virdmar, Great Galanthia, Dimitrija, Crescent Commune, Lorgim Lukka, Dangast, Luftetia, East Uyghurstan, The Campbell Nation, Ubertas, Drumrum, Karelianastan, Gaelium, Ess, Ima, The Kingdom Of New Camelot, Bulcingazinchillikavia, Redternetia, Caerebor, Masorpia, The Reunification of Korea, Karnpella, Galvastia, Vestrik, Kheshiga, Americ anfootball, Chevodonia, Vonx, Sipsin, The Tsardom of Muscovy, Solveneia, Carecas, Saire Weevia, Berlin Commune, Ostveimar, Paeki, Arbados Balarascia, Daiamid, Kuduro Lingala, New Astri, Dynamic Revolution, Hispania Aeterna, Qinghe, Red Snow, Romaterra, ZhongMania, Sinedominis, KatfNoPha, Socialist Heronia, Step Pepper, Sirijiva, Ganjallia, New Wark Turulov, Nosatia, Fuspiac, The Black and Red Army Bloc, Green Briar, Neo Tyranis, Saniston, Virgondo, Domona, Rubumba, Westacaucasus, The Steephills, Arsa, Ashleon, Pajonia, Souptorrych, West Plavia, Mystah, BurningPhoenix, Therlica, Union of Soviet Socialist Republics23, Western Arizona, Nogorod, Tanamerah, Amogus diwan, Itilien, Solova, Maxuus, Westyland, The Greater Tulsa Area, -Gregoria, The Plebeian States, Bruzzundunga, Purdsenarion, Imperial Plumbus, New Sovyetska, The Passerine Islands, Piellices, Estus, Socialist Proletariat Republics, Kunnecupashiri, New Zealandinia, Council of America, Red nation state, Cassaracen, Oraikiro, Radicalania, Red Valia Worlistana, Marxist Northumbria, Marrsovia, Unified Soviet State Republic, The Democratic Democracy of Democracies, Tornarghia, Toplandia, Vilouki, St Lyaos, Cordais, Mavors, Hopolieistan, Hastita, Epicurasia, Zeta Yrella, Holbosh, Brezzia, Ulirr, Bibliophilius, Durga Durga, South Warren, Rinkai, Jutlop, Lilshire, Andriade, Artotzkan, Falkland Union, Slakchtreen, Lippefess, Dagorach, PXAQ, Doune Python, United States of Stalinia, Evaristia, Central African Republics, Rolfania, Auferstandenxland, Kahira el-Mubaraka, Malperra, Augusta Placentia Aquileia, UFROE, Mes Terity, New Roos, Koshuri, Akasaka Sad, Kadrograd, Caraludme, Vesmeau, Socialist States of United Socialism, Altordamire, Freed Bavaria, Sneuna, Gedzhiktiridzhistan, Globialia, The United Indochina, Turtalia, Vinaxeta, Ellielandia, Orasad, Rezsia, Doultrenia, Whatevernext, Gothic Soviet States, Catpeople nyaa, Cresp, Banebridge, Baskavala, Floreznia, Priaburg, The United Kindom under Socialist Rule, Kabaragoya, No-no land, Soviet Canuckia, Piemania, New United Islands, Guac-A-Mole, Greater Hongshan, Nidra, Liknovia, Tewi, Picuros, Holy Darrestan, Feyrisshire, Zidorion, Florentinia, Serris people, Southern Taraxacia, Bamana, Light Republica, Quebris, Jasonie Japan, and Brasci.

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