Nudest: 325th Largest Populations: 4,776th Largest Welfare Programs: 6,863rd
The Revolutionary Order of
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You Have Nothing To Lose But Your Chains
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Excellent
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The Revolutionary Order of Marxist Rebel is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Karl Trotsky with a fair hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, compulsory military service, and enforced nudity. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 17.551 billion Marxist Rebelians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Engelsgrad. The average income tax rate is 80.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Marxist Rebelian economy, worth a remarkable 1,166 trillion People's Coins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Soda Sales, Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 66,487 People's Coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Marxist Rebel's leader goes out to lunch surrounded by large men in dark glasses, the "Underwear of Women in Power" issue of The Engelsgrad Times is sold out, leather-clad individuals can be seen walking their slaves in public parks, and immigrant herding has become a national pastime. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Marxist Rebel's national animal is the Snowball, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Marxist Rebel is ranked 118,514th in the world and 1st in The Moonlit Islands for Most Primitive, scoring -107.98 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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Nudest: 325thTop
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Largest Populations: 4,776thLargest Welfare Programs: 6,863rdLargest Black Market: 7,344thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,889thTop
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Highest Economic Output: 8,212thMost Rebellious Youth: 9,291stMost Stationary: 9,296thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,586thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 12,711thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 12,714thHighest Average Tax Rates: 15,101st

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  • : Marxist Rebel was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending and Largest Black Market.
  • : Marxist Rebel was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates.
  • : Marxist Rebel was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Economic Output and the Top 10% for Highest Average Tax Rates.
  • : Marxist Rebel was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Black Market.
  • : Marxist Rebel was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Black Market.
  • : Marxist Rebel was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.
  • : Marxist Rebel was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Workforce Participation Rate.
  • : Marxist Rebel was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates.
  • : Marxist Rebel was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates.
  • : Marxist Rebel was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Economic Output and Most Rebellious Youth.

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