by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 662nd Most Influential: 1,043rd Most Advanced Defense Forces: 3,333rd
The Republic of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Pizza is healthy
Jimmy
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Marxist Luxembourg

Population2.144 billion

CapitalNew Luxembourg City
LeaderJimmy

Currencyfranc
AnimalLuxembourgish Bear

The Republic of Marxist Luxembourg is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Jimmy with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions, ban on automobiles, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 2.144 billion Marxist Luxembourgians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Luxembourg City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 54.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Marxist Luxembourgian economy, worth 299 trillion francs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Retail. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 139,684 francs, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 424,126 per year while the poor average 35,751, a ratio of 11.9 to 1.

People often get liposuction to reduce their air fares, coffee cups have grown in size to accommodate the huge ingredients list, no personal detail is too tiny for the suede-denim census police, and conscientious objectors are hanged as traitors. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Marxist Luxembourg's national animal is the Luxembourgish Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Marxist Luxembourg is ranked 129,296th in the world and 6,621st in The North Pacific for Most Income Equality, scoring 8.43 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 662ndMost Influential: 1,043rdTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 3,333rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,607thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,754thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,024thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,195thMost Conservative: 5,799thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,894thLargest Black Market: 7,158thTop
10%
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 8,934thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 10,327thMost Authoritarian: 13,410thLargest Information Technology Sector: 14,308thLargest Retail Industry: 14,314thHighest Average Incomes: 14,995thLowest Crime Rates: 15,088th
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 101st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 114th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 125th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 156th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 160th in the regionLargest Black Market: 177th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 236th in the regionMost Conservative: 334th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 335th in the regionTop
10%
Most Influential: 400th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 430th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 431st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 703rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 707th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 715th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 727th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 747th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Marxist Luxembourg was endorsed by The Republic of Maj Tonia Godgueeber.
  • : Following new legislation in Marxist Luxembourg, conscientious objectors are hanged as traitors.
  • : Following new legislation in Marxist Luxembourg, no personal detail is too tiny for the suede-denim census police.
  • : Following new legislation in Marxist Luxembourg, coffee cups have grown in size to accommodate the huge ingredients list.
  • : Following new legislation in Marxist Luxembourg, people often get liposuction to reduce their air fares.
  • : Following new legislation in Marxist Luxembourg, vaccinations are mandatory.
  • : Marxist Luxembourg was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Incomes and Largest Retail Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Marxist Luxembourg, governments opposing Marxist Luxembourg are beset by rebels.
  • : Following new legislation in Marxist Luxembourg, the importance of winning Olympic gold medals is indoctrinated from an early age.
  • : Following new legislation in Marxist Luxembourg, citizens wishing to leave the country must surrender half their wealth to the government.

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World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 147 » Shin-Hachioji, Yaorozu, Notyoutopia, Great Bights Mum, Puczovska, Prevaland, Sheppey, Pallaith, Shadowrik, Holy Oranz, Yukti, Diodone, Selfgradatude, Kwaj, McMasterdonia, Sunto, Kelvaros Prime, Friently, Buckerino, Siwale, Tharissus, Malta Comino Gozo, The Iron Lions, Cloydicia, Sil Dorsett, The Lancerian Empire, Alice Gardens, ZimRobwe, PlanetPunk, Bayern-Straubing, Moubarakistan, Universal State Formula, New Rivia, Amerian States, American MapleStory, General COE, Xentherida, Territorio di Nessuno, Tredano, Corfad, Republic of Dixie, Beodarasc, Ice and Tinian, Wodan, Wineclaw, Ainsworth, Victoriaans Nederlands, Unimaginable Doom, Apetopia, Agrauron, and 97 others.Mzeusia, Gladio II, NatsukiLand, Get Away From Me, Malvad, Merconitonitopia, SillyString, The Free Californian People, Eglise Sainte Eve, Frances Francis the First of France, The Mazur Empire, A Terribly Charismatic Duck, Ozstan, Atain, Xagill, Calamazo, Panama Coalition, Ka Ching, Omicron Persei V111, Mordant99, Zyvetskistaahn, Albacria, Q w e r t y, Shibutani, Democratic Peoples Republic of the US, Guslantis, New Seaview Cove, Californian Redwood, Constantinolia, THX1138, Rogue 1880, TerranulliuZ, The Windmilluminati, Lower Nubia, Diche Choklate, Former English Colony, Koda-Land, Unsophisticate, Kylesburgh, Misuvelia, Municipality of Baria and Vungtau, New Cataria, Highton Islands, New Lakemba, Thoets, Wisconsota, The FNBs, Batdaviea, Empy, Pizza Squared, Eravonia, Whereisthatistan, Racoda, Sacrento, Grimrholm, United Draconia, The Gamer Party, ABC, Sanjurika, Vivanco, The Mace Kingdom, Quranite, Jest Xerces, Zeternia, Sundred, Liberentis, RaRaRasputinn, SORT, Xinchao, Mecca-Switzerland, Zokk, Ethnon, Alsace and Lorraine United, Waterma, Kulgatha, Sahriastan, The United States of Romania, Sevmenika, Maott, Rochester Black, Gooboistkoyt, Ayylienz, Suicidistan, Aenglaland, Expols Geo Islands, Abject Ludicrosity, Warsaw-Halicz, I am the one who knocks, El Fiji Grande, Bharathvarsh, Kobagia, Shaun, East Wushen, Abrickhouse, Dar es Saalam, New Trisone, and Maj Tonia Godgueeber.

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