by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 633rd Most Influential: 1,033rd Most Advanced Defense Forces: 2,815th
The Republic of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Pizza is healthy
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom

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Marxist Luxembourg

Population2.488 billion

CapitalNew Luxembourg City

AnimalLuxembourgish Bear

The Republic of Marxist Luxembourg is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Jimmy with an iron fist, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, frequent executions, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 2.488 billion Marxist Luxembourgians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Luxembourg City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 65.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Marxist Luxembourgian economy, worth 345 trillion francs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Retail. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 138,986 francs, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 445,601 per year while the poor average 32,883, a ratio of 13.6 to 1.

Politicians accost strangers in the street to ask their problems, visitors to Marxist Luxembourg are microchipped and must be escorted by a Marxist Luxembourgian soldier - even to the bathroom, the armed forces are locked in an expensive and bloody war abroad to stamp out possible terrorists, and torture is commonly used to extract information from suspected criminals. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Marxist Luxembourg's national animal is the Luxembourgish Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Marxist Luxembourg is ranked 90,026th in the world and 5,350th in The North Pacific for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, scoring 675.07 on the Tasmanian Pulp Environmental Export Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 633rdMost Influential: 1,033rdTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 2,815thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,926thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,927thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,160thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,570thLargest Black Market: 6,877thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7,022ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,072ndTop
Most Conservative: 9,423rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 12,846thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 12,847thLargest Retail Industry: 13,313thRudest Citizens: 13,515thLowest Crime Rates: 13,885thMost Efficient Economies: 14,159thHighest Average Incomes: 15,229th
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 87th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 94th in the regionTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 98th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 171st in the regionLargest Black Market: 187th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 194th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 238th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 303rd in the regionMost Influential: 371st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 411th in the regionTop
Most Conservative: 578th in the regionRudest Citizens: 588th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 640th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 649th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 660th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 682nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 705th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 719th in the regionMost Stationary: 862nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 888th in the regionLargest Governments: 902nd in the regionMost Secular: 917th in the region

World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 154 » Shin-Hachioji, Yaorozu, Notyoutopia, Great Bights Mum, Puczovska, Pallaith, Shadowrik, Holy Oranz, Yukti, Diodone, Selfgradatude, Kwaj, McMasterdonia, Sunto, Kelvaros Prime, Friently, Buckerino, Siwale, Tharissus, Malta Comino Gozo, The Iron Lions, Cloydicia, Sil Dorsett, Alice Gardens, ZimRobwe, PlanetPunk, Bayern-Straubing, Moubarakistan, Universal State Formula, Amerian States, American MapleStory, General COE, Xentherida, Territorio di Nessuno, Tredano, Corfad, Republic of Dixie, Beodarasc, Ice and Tinian, Wodan, Wineclaw, Ainsworth, Victoriaans Nederlands, Unimaginable Doom, Apetopia, Agrauron, Mzeusia, Gladio II, NatsukiLand, Get Away From Me, and 104 others.Malvad, SillyString, The Free Californian People, Eglise Sainte Eve, Frances Francis the First of France, A Terribly Charismatic Duck, Ozstan, Atain, Xagill, Calamazo, Panama Coalition, Ka Ching, Zyvetskistaahn, Albacria, Q w e r t y, Shibutani, Democratic Peoples Republic of the US, Guslantis, New Seaview Cove, Californian Redwood, THX1138, Rogue 1880, TerranulliuZ, The Windmilluminati, Lower Nubia, Diche Choklate, Former English Colony, Koda-Land, Unsophisticate, Kylesburgh, Misuvelia, Municipality of Baria and Vungtau, Highton Islands, New Lakemba, Thoets, Wisconsota, The FNBs, Empy, Pizza Squared, Eravonia, Whereisthatistan, Racoda, Sacrento, Grimrholm, United Draconia, The Gamer Party, Sanjurika, Vivanco, The Mace Kingdom, Quranite, Jest Xerces, Zeternia, Sundred, RaRaRasputinn, SORT, Mecca-Switzerland, Zokk, Ethnon, Alsace and Lorraine United, Kulgatha, Sahriastan, The United States of Romania, Maott, Rochester Black, Ayylienz, Suicidistan, Aenglaland, Expols Geo Islands, Abject Ludicrosity, Warsaw-Halicz, I am the one who knocks, El Fiji Grande, Kobagia, East Wushen, Abrickhouse, Dar es Saalam, New Trisone, Maj Tonia Godgueeber, Solcialist States, Democritus, Wilkshire, Joaquin El Chapo Guzman, Malphe, Yarecir, Tawya, Xorroth, Maengonia, Bothia, Curtis Cosla, West Coastal States, The Rhein States, Freienland, Ostrolia, New Pruessen, The Most Freedom Ever, Lionia, Snoodum, Islavity Pod, McAncapland, Ostrinios, Nationeer, Babacar, New Bremerton, and Funkadelia.

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