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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 610th Most Influential: 886th Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,204th
The Republic of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Pizza is healthy
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
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Marxist Luxembourg

Population3.806 billion

CapitalNew Luxembourg City

AnimalLuxembourgish Bear

The Republic of Marxist Luxembourg is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Jimmy with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, sprawling nuclear power plants, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 3.806 billion Marxist Luxembourgians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Administration also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Luxembourg City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 66.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Marxist Luxembourgian economy, worth 607 trillion francs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 159,610 francs, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 492,071 per year while the poor average 39,968, a ratio of 12.3 to 1.

Colonists who were promised new lands find only war-torn devastation, the entire entry for Marxist Luxembourg in the Hitchhiker's Guide to the World reads 'mostly harmless', it is said that a Marxist Luxembourgian woman's work is never done, and colonials are offended to find a local animal has been re-named the 'Furry Four-Legged Marsupial Luxembourgish Bear'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Marxist Luxembourg's national animal is the Luxembourgish Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Jimmyism.

Marxist Luxembourg is ranked 35,062nd in the world and 1,728th in The North Pacific for Most Extreme, scoring 27.75 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 610thMost Influential: 886thTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,204thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,389thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,040thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,824thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,280thMost Conservative: 4,285thLargest Black Market: 4,631stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,635thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,092ndTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 10,380thLargest Retail Industry: 10,574thHighest Average Incomes: 10,963rdLowest Crime Rates: 12,131stMost Efficient Economies: 12,391stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 12,924thMost Authoritarian: 14,869thLargest Governments: 16,166th
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 85th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 88th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 102nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 138th in the regionLargest Black Market: 142nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 151st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 155th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 227th in the regionMost Conservative: 252nd in the regionMost Influential: 358th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 454th in the regionTop
Highest Average Incomes: 524th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 525th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 548th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 574th in the regionMost Stationary: 585th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 602nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 660th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 755th in the regionLargest Governments: 756th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 831st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 836th in the region

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