by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 854th Most Influential: 1,275th Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,210th
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Marxist Luxembourg

Population1.246 billion

CapitalNew Luxembourg City

AnimalLuxembourgish Bear

The Armed Republic of Marxist Luxembourg is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Jimmy with an iron fist, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, avowedly heterosexual populace, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 1.246 billion Marxist Luxembourgians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Luxembourg City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 39.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Marxist Luxembourgian economy, worth 149 trillion francs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Tourism. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 119,696 francs, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 386,222 per year while the poor average 28,054, a ratio of 13.8 to 1.

The jackhammer is considered a tool of artistic criticism, tax rises are attributed to divine will, unwary hikers climbing the bluffs of Mount New Luxembourg City make great practice for foreign snipers, and fashion magazine covers finally display realistic body images following photo-manipulation becoming illegal. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force. Marxist Luxembourg's national animal is the Luxembourgish Bear.

Marxist Luxembourg is ranked 175,270th in the world and 10,048th in The North Pacific for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring -15.17 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 854thMost Influential: 1,275thTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,210thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,935thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5,830thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,009thMost Corrupt Governments: 6,640thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,682ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8,263rdFattest Citizens: 8,390thTop
Largest Black Market: 11,722ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 12,374thMost Conservative: 12,402ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 15,330thHighest Disposable Incomes: 16,096thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 16,330thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 17,127th
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 134th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 144th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 192nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 215th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 224th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 225th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 258th in the regionLargest Black Market: 284th in the regionFattest Citizens: 310th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 498th in the regionTop
Most Influential: 540th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 610th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 684th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 704th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 809th in the regionMost Conservative: 832nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,003rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1,007th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,008th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Marxist Luxembourg was endorsed by The Medicine Cabinet of THX1138.
  • : Marxist Luxembourg was endorsed by The Byzantine Empire of Constantinolia.
  • : Following new legislation in Marxist Luxembourg, fashion magazine covers finally display realistic body images following photo-manipulation becoming illegal.
  • : Following new legislation in Marxist Luxembourg, unwary hikers climbing the bluffs of Mount New Luxembourg City make great practice for foreign snipers.
  • : Following new legislation in Marxist Luxembourg, tax rises are attributed to divine will.
  • : Following new legislation in Marxist Luxembourg, the jackhammer is considered a tool of artistic criticism.
  • : Marxist Luxembourg voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Liberate Nazi Europa".
  • : Marxist Luxembourg was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Marxist Luxembourg, Marxist Luxembourgian tourists are banned from many nations due to their tendency to randomly explode.
  • : Following new legislation in Marxist Luxembourg, Marxist Luxembourg's navy has been named the scourge of the seven thousand seas.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 126 » Shin-Hachioji, Yaorozu, Notyoutopia, South Grand Mountain, Great Bights Mum, Puczovska, Zedeya, Prevaland, Sheppey, Colony of lasting Hopes, HMS Unicorn, Pallaith, Shadowrik, Anima Proxa, Bharathvarsh, Holy Oranz, Yukti, Diodone, AdyLand, Selfgradatude, Kwaj, McMasterdonia, Sunto, Forunte, Kelvaros Prime, Sankami, Friently, Buckerino, Siwale, Tharissus, Yaris, I Am Bad At Naming Nations, Malta Comino Gozo, Seven Hills, The Iron Lions, Cloydicia, Sil Dorsett, The Lancerian Empire, Lord Ravenclaw, Alice Gardens, ZimRobwe, The Akhara Islands, Aerilia, PlanetPunk, Bayern-Straubing, Moubarakistan, Universal State Formula, New Rivia, Amerian States, American MapleStory, and 76 others.Pakistan 001, General COE, Xentherida, Territorio di Nessuno, Tredano, Che Sana Und, Corfad, Republic of Dixie, Inorganic Tomb Thing, Barbarossistanian South Brasilistan, Lionia, Phillywob, Beodarasc, Ice and Tinian, Wodan, Thenaca, Wineclaw, Ainsworth, Legique, Victoriaans Nederlands, Midds Conia, Unimaginable Doom, Apetopia, Agrauron, Kingdom of Space, Mzeusia, Gladio II, NatsukiLand, Zigarusstan, Get Away From Me, Malvad, Merconitonitopia, Lungha, Astal Aavors, SillyString, Celebia, The Free Californian People, Eglise Sainte Eve, Illusia and Neverendia, Nanatovna, Alsatian Island, Frances Francis the First of France, Emmerian Republic, The Mazur Empire, A Terribly Charismatic Duck, Ozstan, Ktyria, Morlanka, Atain, Xagill, Canada GR, LaKronia, Mirandako Herri Errepublika, Calamazo, Pandessiand, Panama Coalition, Wesley Republic, Nueava Libertalia, Ka Ching, Omicron Persei V111, Mordant99, Freienland, Zyvetskistaahn, Albacria, Benolia, Q w e r t y, Shibutani, Democratic Peoples Republic of the US, ThE eNd oF eE, Sallanas, Guslantis, Underground Techno, New Seaview Cove, Californian Redwood, Constantinolia, and THX1138.

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