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Most Influential: 1,832nd Rudest Citizens: 2,057th Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,366th
The Constitutional Republic of
Corporate Bordello
Life, Liberty, Democracy
Influence
Instigator
WA Delegate
Civil Rights
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Economy
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Marxist Germany

Population2.363 billion

CapitalBerlin
LeaderMarkus Neumann
FaithChristianity

CurrencyMark
AnimalEagle

The Constitutional Republic of Marxist Germany is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Markus Neumann with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, unlimited-speed roads, and complete absence of social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 2.363 billion Germans are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Berlin. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 48.2%.

The frighteningly efficient German economy, worth 353 trillion Marks a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 149,458 Marks, with the richest citizens earning 9.1 times as much as the poorest.

Statue-sitting has replaced the stake-out as the dullest form of police duty, a five-year-old and a convicted terrorist can sit alongside one another in jury service, a recent political speech drew the ire of nerds everywhere after the speaker claimed that Darth Vader was Harry Potter's father, and the government regularly hires contractors to construct high rise apartments. Crime is totally unknown. Marxist Germany's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Christianity.

Marxist Germany is ranked 12,834th in the world and 17th in The United Federations for Highest Workforce Participation Rate, with 77.31 Workforce Participation Rate.

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Most Influential: 1,832ndRudest Citizens: 2,057thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,366thLeast Corrupt Governments: 3,367thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,774thMost Devout: 4,202ndLargest Retail Industry: 4,385thLargest Agricultural Sector: 6,704thHealthiest Citizens: 6,735thMost Developed: 6,886thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,967thMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,134thBest Weather: 7,375thTop
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Most Inclusive: 9,074thMost Beautiful Environments: 9,080thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9,264thMost Cultured: 9,726thMost Efficient Economies: 10,075thSmartest Citizens: 10,595thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,696thMost Rebellious Youth: 11,000thHighest Disposable Incomes: 11,010thMost Compassionate Citizens: 11,645thNicest Citizens: 11,924thHighest Average Incomes: 12,472ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 12,746thMost Pacifist: 13,133rdMost Subsidized Industry: 13,220th
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Influential: 3rd in the regionMost Devout: 4th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Cultured: 5th in the regionMost Developed: 6th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 6th in the regionMost Stationary: 6th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 7th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 9th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 9th in the regionBest Weather: 10th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 10th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 13th in the regionTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 14th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 15th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 15th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 16th in the regionMost Inclusive: 18th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 20th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 20th in the regionNicest Citizens: 20th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 21st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 22nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 23rd in the regionLargest Populations: 23rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 24th in the regionMost Pacifist: 25th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Marxist Germany submitted a proposal to the General Assembly Regulation Board entitled "Protecting Personal Privacy".
  • : Marxist Germany approved the World Assembly proposal "Repeal "Affordable Transgender Hormone Therapy"".
  • : Following new legislation in Marxist Germany, the government regularly hires contractors to construct high rise apartments.
  • : Following new legislation in Marxist Germany, a recent political speech drew the ire of nerds everywhere after the speaker claimed that Darth Vader was Harry Potter's father.
  • : Following new legislation in Marxist Germany, a five-year-old and a convicted terrorist can sit alongside one another in jury service.
  • : Following new legislation in Marxist Germany, statue-sitting has replaced the stake-out as the dullest form of police duty.
  • : Following new legislation in Marxist Germany, many aides in Markus Neumann's office are known to be serial jaywalkers.
  • : Following new legislation in Marxist Germany, the volume of paperwork used to complete a single environmental assessment defeats the purpose.
  • : Following new legislation in Marxist Germany, midnight raids drag couples from their homes in the name of decency.
  • : Following new legislation in Marxist Germany, people make a career out of medical voyeurism.

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