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Largest Retail Industry: 217thMost Valuable International Artwork: 293rdRudest Citizens: 326th
The Constitutional Republic of
Corporate Bordello
God, Liberty, Capitalism.
Influence
Squire
Region
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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Marxist Germany

Population6.807 billion

CapitalBerlin
LeaderMarkus Neumann
FaithChristianity

CurrencyMark
AnimalEagle

The Constitutional Republic of Marxist Germany is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Markus Neumann with a fair hand, and renowned for its unlimited-speed roads, free-roaming dinosaurs, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 6.807 billion Germans are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The tiny, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Berlin. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 3.8%.

The frighteningly efficient German economy, worth a remarkable 1,610 trillion Marks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 236,621 Marks, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,217,688 per year while the poor average 25,114, a ratio of 48.5 to 1.

Preschoolers practice disarming active shooters before naptime, hand-to-hand combat experience is udderly essential for all dairy ranchers, grocery stores can be audibly identified by the giggling emerging from them, and the nation's new flagship trading company deals exclusively in things no one wants. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Marxist Germany's national animal is the Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

Marxist Germany is ranked 160,033rd in the world and 693rd in 10000 Islands for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 3,072.6 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.

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Largest Retail Industry: 217thMost Valuable International Artwork: 293rdRudest Citizens: 326thMost Devout: 421stMost Influential: 517thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,219thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,239thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,292ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,314thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,529thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,782ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,861stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,065thTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 2,288thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,330thMost Cultured: 2,523rdMost Efficient Economies: 2,894thSmartest Citizens: 4,039thHighest Average Incomes: 4,157thMost Developed: 6,230thSafest: 6,928thHighest Food Quality: 7,086thLargest Agricultural Sector: 7,183rdHealthiest Citizens: 10,682ndTop
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Highest Economic Output: 11,231stMost Subsidized Industry: 11,764thLargest Insurance Industry: 12,088thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,288thLongest Average Lifespans: 16,251stLargest Governments: 17,173rdGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 18,869thMost Advanced Public Education: 19,475th
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Largest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Devout: 5th in the regionRudest Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 7th in the regionTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 16th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 21st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 23rd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 28th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 29th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 30th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 39th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 39th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 42nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 44th in the regionMost Cultured: 47th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 48th in the regionTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 55th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 62nd in the regionMost Influential: 63rd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 70th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 76th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 76th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 88th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Marxist Germany, the nation's new flagship trading company deals exclusively in things no one wants.
  • : Following new legislation in Marxist Germany, grocery stores can be audibly identified by the giggling emerging from them.
  • : Following new legislation in Marxist Germany, hand-to-hand combat experience is udderly essential for all dairy ranchers.
  • : Following new legislation in Marxist Germany, preschoolers practice disarming active shooters before naptime.
  • : Marxist Germany voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "On Multilateral Trade Talks"".
  • : Following new legislation in Marxist Germany, graffiti graces every city's streets.
  • : Following new legislation in Marxist Germany, the industries of Marxist Germany are coughing all the way to the bank.
  • : Following new legislation in Marxist Germany, teachers are skilled at leaving no evidence of child cruelty.
  • : Marxist Germany voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Pencil Sharpeners 2".
  • : Following new legislation in Marxist Germany, newly synthesized elements' half-lives are a million times shorter than the time it takes to say their names.

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World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 162 » Anisopterra, Solsevara, The Soylent Green Party, Valentian Elysium, Evertopia, Wysrod, Waitiki, Drewish, Dustwind, Vivolkha, Isentran, Kachikawawa, Ascended Union, Karlando, Blogotopia, Zeganas, Medetas, Better Indonesia, Tzo, Namakan, Northern Nivaria, Old Atlantica, Ali Faridi, Islands of Czechia, Republic of Libriano, The Parandeam, Airday, Kaltovar, Swag Chief Bubba Estate, Palman, Novegia, Marroc, Lower Phlebacite, Calrad, Anollasia, Juiulia, Kyrizstanislav, Colonel Terrosit, Gewisse, Manurajya, QuazaFire, Oom, Santa Pace, Nanase Army, Pogthebravelandia, Bradmarkers, Vragar, Chip Skylark, Skamor, Galimania, and 112 others.Mastodonia, Prairiesora, Amabanana, Zeklandia, Holma, Slaytania, Katitania, Sawhirius, Zopciria, Tangora, The unidet Of life, Sedek-Cantus, ShadowVoltia, St Lennys Island, Riance, Treeford, Generic Country Name That Is Available, Creightland, Son Weslana, Maalemzya, Free Booze, Ishkabibber, West Longobardia, Zachais, Grungerock, Free Fremovanja, Keswickholt, Ilfarasia, Emulini, Brandenbourg-Anhalt, Greenmont Federation, ANCAPISTANZA, Vill Send, United States of Island land, Creeptopia, Tusenadingia Norgenadingasianglen, Seranis, Megistos, Clialaad, Maconshinbernititte, Ardelenia, Slaughter Machine, Batona, Onfande, Mat She, The Galactic American Imperium, The Fortem, Silvedania, Violent Trees, Miliarat, New Non, DetroitSmash, Membatak, The Iron Crown Order, Nea Komnenia, Rhie, Testa, Arnesia, Seantonia, Aquachromia, Geonomia, Eist, Terra Royaume, Greater Puptioneberadon, The Snake Brotherhood, Kalldunn, Cowkaine, Hawalius, The Republic of Osea, Northern African Sahara, Geolapo, Krystalveil, Donnee, Lisokyo, Renetopia, Mauryana, Tausend Seen, JanRaiQlux, Kierekiko, Gal Cradia, Wischland, Zubrowlitz, Artyolae, Yellowjacket, Venmere, Dorab, New Kowloon Bay, Ursabeknikov, Haivon, Coldian, Grimmywelsh, Murphtannia, The Wires Empire, Mukacevo, Mendit Key, Malevos, Alski, New Dracora, Yakkandiania, Starrden, Lurraterra, The storm yesterday, Selu-Ahare, Faradova, Empire of Ecuador, Alesya, Margaux, Semarangan, Aquamarine Island, Burka, Cathamye, and New England Two.

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