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Most Valuable International Artwork: 254thRudest Citizens: 540thLargest Retail Industry: 906th
The Constitutional Republic of
Corporate Bordello
God, Liberty, Capitalism
Influence
Sprat
Senator for Himes West
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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Marxist Germany

Population4.459 billion

CapitalBerlin
LeaderMarkus Neumann
FaithChristianity

CurrencyMark
AnimalEagle

The Constitutional Republic of Marxist Germany is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Markus Neumann with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, otherworldly petting zoo, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 4.459 billion Germans are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The relatively small, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Berlin. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 14.4%.

The frighteningly efficient German economy, worth 928 trillion Marks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 208,266 Marks, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,037,199 per year while the poor average 23,601, a ratio of 43.9 to 1.

Annual government budgets include a sizeable spend on "making things look fabulous", even religious militants can be swayed by the power of #love, ships no longer sail as no one wants to encounter German pirates, and orthopaedics patients often have a bounce in their step. Crime is totally unknown. Marxist Germany's national animal is the Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

Marxist Germany is ranked 2,977th in the world and 56th in 10000 Islands for Least Corrupt Governments, with 95.73 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 254thRudest Citizens: 540thLargest Retail Industry: 906thMost Devout: 922ndTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 2,111thHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,188thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,414thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,476thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,670thLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,977thLargest Agricultural Sector: 3,044thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,395thMost Efficient Economies: 3,660thMost Cultured: 3,877thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,520thHighest Average Incomes: 5,694thSmartest Citizens: 6,398thHealthiest Citizens: 6,637thMost Developed: 7,821stMost Influential: 8,023rdTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 10,913thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 10,929thMost Cheerful Citizens: 11,091stLongest Average Lifespans: 12,149thMost Inclusive: 13,164thSafest: 16,674thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 16,907thLargest Governments: 17,635thHighest Economic Output: 18,173rdMost Advanced Public Education: 18,362ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 18,789thMost Pro-Market: 20,847th
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 7th in the regionRudest Citizens: 10th in the regionMost Devout: 12th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 17th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 21st in the regionTop
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Highest Disposable Incomes: 30th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 32nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 36th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 47th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 48th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 56th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 64th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 65th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 73rd in the regionMost Cultured: 77th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 80th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 90th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 96th in the regionTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 111th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 111th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 120th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 127th in the regionMost Developed: 129th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 193rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 203rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 210th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Marxist Germany was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Pro-Market.
  • : Following new legislation in Marxist Germany, orthopaedics patients often have a bounce in their step.
  • : Following new legislation in Marxist Germany, ships no longer sail as no one wants to encounter German pirates.
  • : Following new legislation in Marxist Germany, even religious militants can be swayed by the power of #love.
  • : Following new legislation in Marxist Germany, annual government budgets include a sizeable spend on "making things look fabulous".
  • : Marxist Germany agreed to construct embassies between MG Puppet Storage and Giovanniland.
  • : Following new legislation in Marxist Germany, unused plastic recycling bins are being dumped into landfills by the tonne.
  • : Following new legislation in Marxist Germany, a weakened police force struggles to maintain law and order.
  • : Following new legislation in Marxist Germany, gossip magazines have pictures of Markus Neumann sunbathing on the beach with political rivals.
  • : Following new legislation in Marxist Germany, snooze factory is now prison lingo for rehabilitation center.

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