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Largest Mining Sector: 6thMost Corrupt Governments: 8thMost Ignorant Citizens: 11th
The Ultimate Evil Corporation of
Psychotic Dictatorship
You have the freedom to be oppressed and executed
Yugi TheEvilOne
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Marnady

Population20.35 billion

CapitalCorruptionity
LeaderYugi TheEvilOne
FaithCorruptionism

CurrencyEvil Dollar
AnimalGhost

The Ultimate Evil Corporation of Marnady is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Yugi TheEvilOne with an iron fist, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, parental licensing program, and fear of technology. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 20.35 billion Marnadyians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Administration, Law & Order, and Industry are also considered important, while Welfare and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Corruptionity. The average income tax rate is 27.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Marnadyian economy, worth a remarkable 7,351 trillion Evil Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 361,233 Evil Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

The hardest thing for a mining operation to dig through is government red tape, poets and writers are regularly rounded up and shot for entertainment, mandatory patriotic themes make even the newest movies feel like remakes, and the national Police Academies have dedicated infant wings. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Marnady's national animal is the Ghost, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Corruptionism.

Marnady is ranked 284,162nd in the world and 7,195th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -46.96 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

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Largest Mining Sector: 6thMost Corrupt Governments: 8thMost Ignorant Citizens: 11thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 15thMost Avoided: 26thMost Primitive: 32ndMost Devout: 58thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 84thFattest Citizens: 94thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 119thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 133rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 547thMost Patriotic: 627thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 713thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 849thHighest Disposable Incomes: 908thLargest Black Market: 1,091stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,311thHighest Average Incomes: 1,477thHighest Economic Output: 1,586thRudest Citizens: 1,728thHighest Crime Rates: 1,749thMost Armed: 2,296thTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 3,186thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,418thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,467thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,672ndLargest Governments: 7,404thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9,418thMost Stationary: 10,318thNudest: 12,878thMost Influential: 13,390thTop
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Largest Populations: 14,852ndMost Authoritarian: 18,508thMost Subsidized Industry: 23,586th
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Most Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Primitive: 2nd in the regionMost Devout: 3rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 5th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 6th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 7th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 11th in the regionMost Patriotic: 20th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 20th in the regionLargest Black Market: 29th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 30th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 32nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 42nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 42nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 48th in the regionRudest Citizens: 61st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 65th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 66th in the regionTop
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Most Armed: 79th in the regionMost Stationary: 90th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 98th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 103rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 119th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 119th in the regionLargest Governments: 206th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 222nd in the regionLargest Populations: 222nd in the regionMost Influential: 295th in the regionNudest: 346th in the regionTop
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Most Authoritarian: 549th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 649th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Marnady, the national Police Academies have dedicated infant wings.
  • : Following new legislation in Marnady, mandatory patriotic themes make even the newest movies feel like remakes.
  • : Following new legislation in Marnady, poets and writers are regularly rounded up and shot for entertainment.
  • : Following new legislation in Marnady, the hardest thing for a mining operation to dig through is government red tape.
  • : Following new legislation in Marnady, builders across Marnady are blocked up with orders for new public loos.
  • : Following new legislation in Marnady, people regularly disappear off the streets and all evidence of them is destroyed.
  • : Following new legislation in Marnady, couples often tie the knot after their first child.
  • : Following new legislation in Marnady, all citizens are solely referenced by their allocated identity number.
  • : Following new legislation in Marnady, students spend the school year learning how great the education system is.
  • : Following new legislation in Marnady, the nation has dismantled its entire WMD arsenal.

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