Population | 20.35 billion |
Capital | Corruptionity |
Leader | Yugi TheEvilOne |
Faith | Corruptionism |
Currency | Evil Dollar |
Animal | Ghost |
The Ultimate Evil Corporation of Marnady is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Yugi TheEvilOne with an iron fist, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, parental licensing program, and fear of technology. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 20.35 billion Marnadyians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Administration, Law & Order, and Industry are also considered important, while Welfare and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Corruptionity. The average income tax rate is 27.9%.
The frighteningly efficient Marnadyian economy, worth a remarkable 7,351 trillion Evil Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 361,233 Evil Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.
The hardest thing for a mining operation to dig through is government red tape, poets and writers are regularly rounded up and shot for entertainment, mandatory patriotic themes make even the newest movies feel like remakes, and the national Police Academies have dedicated infant wings. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Marnady's national animal is the Ghost, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Corruptionism.
Marnady is ranked 284,162nd in the world and 7,195th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -46.96 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Marnady, the national Police Academies have dedicated infant wings.
- : Following new legislation in
Marnady, mandatory patriotic themes make even the newest movies feel like remakes.
- : Following new legislation in
Marnady, poets and writers are regularly rounded up and shot for entertainment.
- : Following new legislation in
Marnady, the hardest thing for a mining operation to dig through is government red tape.
- : Following new legislation in
Marnady, builders across Marnady are blocked up with orders for new public loos.
- : Following new legislation in
Marnady, people regularly disappear off the streets and all evidence of them is destroyed.
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Marnady, couples often tie the knot after their first child.
- : Following new legislation in
Marnady, all citizens are solely referenced by their allocated identity number.
- : Following new legislation in
Marnady, students spend the school year learning how great the education system is.
- : Following new legislation in
Marnady, the nation has dismantled its entire WMD arsenal.