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Largest Mining Sector: 14thMost Ignorant Citizens: 17thMost Corrupt Governments: 33rd
The Ultimate Evil Corporation of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Moo, NationStates, friendship
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Marnady

Population13.111 billion

CapitalEvil Capital
LeaderThe Evil One
FaithEvil Religion

CurrencyEvil Dollar
AnimalChristmas Bat

The Ultimate Evil Corporation of Marnady is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Evil One with an iron fist, and notable for its parental licensing program, compulsory vegetarianism, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 13.111 billion Marnadyians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Administration, Law & Order, and Spirituality are also considered important, while Welfare and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Evil Capital. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Marnadyian economy, worth a remarkable 3,111 trillion Evil Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, Arms Manufacturing, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 237,336 Evil Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 8.7 times as much as the poorest.

Gigantic marble churches take up almost half the land area of small villages, government bureaucrats shut down teenage yard-raking businesses for being counter-revolutionary, peace talks occasionally rack up a higher body count than the wars they seek to stop, and the booming slave trade is now government-funded. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Marnady's national animal is the Christmas Bat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Evil Religion.

Marnady is ranked 174,985th in the world and 4,638th in the Rejected Realms for Most Pro-Market, scoring -70.44 on the Rand Index.

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Largest Mining Sector: 14thMost Ignorant Citizens: 17thMost Corrupt Governments: 33rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 72ndMost Primitive: 86thMost Avoided: 97thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 115thFattest Citizens: 158thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 224thMost Devout: 341stMost Valuable International Artwork: 426thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 529thHighest Crime Rates: 597thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 777thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,393rdMost Armed: 1,786thTop
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Largest Black Market: 2,181stRudest Citizens: 2,196thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,694thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,786thHighest Average Incomes: 3,914thHighest Economic Output: 3,964thNudest: 3,982ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,504thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,740thMost Efficient Economies: 5,214thMost Conservative: 6,217thMost Authoritarian: 8,674thTop
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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 11,936thMost Stationary: 16,864thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 17,071stLargest Populations: 17,821stHighest Poor Incomes: 18,428thLargest Governments: 18,850thMost Influential: 19,277th
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Largest Mining Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Avoided: 5th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6th in the regionMost Primitive: 8th in the regionMost Devout: 9th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 11th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 12th in the regionFattest Citizens: 15th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 16th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 20th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 36th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 46th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 47th in the regionMost Armed: 53rd in the regionTop
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Largest Black Market: 56th in the regionRudest Citizens: 70th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 102nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 106th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 111th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 111th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 119th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 148th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 151st in the regionMost Stationary: 157th in the regionNudest: 160th in the regionMost Conservative: 202nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 215th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 270th in the regionTop
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Largest Populations: 306th in the regionMost Influential: 322nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 458th in the regionLargest Governments: 473rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Marnady, the booming slave trade is now government-funded.
  • : Following new legislation in Marnady, peace talks occasionally rack up a higher body count than the wars they seek to stop.
  • : Following new legislation in Marnady, government bureaucrats shut down teenage yard-raking businesses for being counter-revolutionary.
  • : Following new legislation in Marnady, gigantic marble churches take up almost half the land area of small villages.
  • : Following new legislation in Marnady, the government's official position on invasive species is 'who cares?'.
  • : Marnady was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Black Market.
  • : Following new legislation in Marnady, poets and writers are regularly rounded up and shot for entertainment.
  • : Following new legislation in Marnady, local mafias have a tough time disposing of dead snitches without catching the attention of recycling authorities.
  • : Following new legislation in Marnady, caroling is considered a public disturbance.
  • : Following new legislation in Marnady, children get arrested for floating paper boats on lakes.

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