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Largest Welfare Programs: 3,610th Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 4,092nd Most Compassionate Citizens: 6,705th
The Pastafarian Prince of
Democratic Socialists
Emancipate yourselves from mental slavery
Akeem Mansa Musa Marli
Influence
Contender
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Marli

Population3.304 billion

CapitalTimbuktu
LeaderAkeem Mansa Musa Marli
FaithPastafarianism

CurrencyMarlian Dinar
AnimalAfrikan Lion

The Pastafarian Prince of Marli is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Akeem Mansa Musa Marli with an even hand, and remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, state-planned economy, and compulsory vegetarianism. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 3.304 billion Marlians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Timbuktu. The average income tax rate is 78.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Marlian economy, worth 369 trillion Marlian Dinars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 111,725 Marlian Dinars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Buses are widely regarded as the safest way to travel, healthcare workers are flummoxed over the spike in foreign tourists with sudden-onset heart disease, five-year-olds who refuse to line up on command get gold stars, and UFO sightings are listed daily in the morning news. Crime is totally unknown. Marli's national animal is the Afrikan Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Pastafarianism.

Marli is ranked 4,092nd in the world and 3rd in Zombie Research Institute for Highest Workforce Participation Rate, with 81.17 Workforce Participation Rate.

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Largest Welfare Programs: 3,610thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4,092ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 6,705thNicest Citizens: 7,107thMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,352ndTop
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Best Weather: 9,755thMost Inclusive: 10,421stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,594thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,772ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 11,103rdMost Pacifist: 11,613thMost Rebellious Youth: 11,795thLongest Average Lifespans: 12,098thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12,178thMost Beautiful Environments: 12,311thNudest: 12,648thMost Advanced Public Education: 13,092ndHighest Poor Incomes: 14,155thMost Cheerful Citizens: 14,435thHighest Average Tax Rates: 14,460thMost Developed: 14,975thHealthiest Citizens: 15,668thMost Devout: 15,969thLargest Information Technology Sector: 16,269thLargest Governments: 16,507th
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Largest Welfare Programs: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : The Nobel Laureates of The Dark Norse dismissed Marli as HR & Public Relations of Zombie Research Institute.
  • : Marli was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
  • : Following new legislation in Marli, UFO sightings are listed daily in the morning news.
  • : Following new legislation in Marli, five-year-olds who refuse to line up on command get gold stars.
  • : Following new legislation in Marli, healthcare workers are flummoxed over the spike in foreign tourists with sudden-onset heart disease.
  • : Following new legislation in Marli, buses are widely regarded as the safest way to travel.
  • : Following new legislation in Marli, no-one can foil the ambitions of Big Aluminium.
  • : Marli was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector.
  • : Marli was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Governments.
  • : Marli was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Cheerful Citizens.

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