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Largest Welfare Programs: 4,017th Most Compassionate Citizens: 7,194th Nicest Citizens: 8,099th
The Pastafarian Prince of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Emancipate yourselves from mental slavery
Akeem Mansa Musa Marli
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Negotiator
HR & Public Relations
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Average

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Marli

Population2.744 billion

CapitalTimbuktu
LeaderAkeem Mansa Musa Marli
FaithPastafarianism

CurrencyMarlian Dinar
AnimalAfrikan Lion

The Pastafarian Prince of Marli is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Akeem Mansa Musa Marli with an even hand, and renowned for its smutty television, compulsory vegetarianism, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, devout population of 2.744 billion Marlians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Timbuktu. The average income tax rate is 73.0%.

The powerhouse Marlian economy, worth 266 trillion Marlian Dinars a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 97,032 Marlian Dinars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

The military is vetting the political loyalties of its remaining officers, there's no cure or sympathy for the common cold, families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain, and young girls often attend the same schools as their children. Crime is totally unknown. Marli's national animal is the Afrikan Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Pastafarianism.

Marli is ranked 39,612th in the world and 6th in Zombie Research Institute for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring 2,346.63 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.

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Largest Welfare Programs: 4,017thMost Compassionate Citizens: 7,194thNicest Citizens: 8,099thTop
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Most Rebellious Youth: 10,291stMost Inclusive: 11,114thBest Weather: 11,293rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11,652ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 12,002ndNudest: 12,631stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,322ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 14,345thLongest Average Lifespans: 14,478thMost Beautiful Environments: 14,529thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 15,203rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 15,897thLeast Corrupt Governments: 16,106thMost Pacifist: 16,784th
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Most Average: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Marli, young girls often attend the same schools as their children.
  • : Following new legislation in Marli, families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain.
  • : Following new legislation in Marli, there's no cure or sympathy for the common cold.
  • : Following new legislation in Marli, the military is vetting the political loyalties of its remaining officers.
  • : Marli was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Healthiest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Marli, Akeem Mansa Musa Marli's new office has a propensity to catch on fire.
  • : Following new legislation in Marli, preschools put children down for naps with milk, cookies, and a gruesome story of vengeance.
  • : Following new legislation in Marli, rich people sell their mansions to pay for endless rows of mobile homes.
  • : Following new legislation in Marli, maritime signalling has become tedious since only the Marlian flag can be displayed.
  • : Following new legislation in Marli, smoking is banned in public areas.

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