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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,203rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,859thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,579th
The Pink Matriarchy of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Mario probably went to the wrong NationStates again....
Influence
Hermit
Founder
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Mario Bros

Population18.046 billion

CapitalThe Mushroom Kingdom
FaithPrincess Peach Toadstool

Currencygold star
Animaltortoise

The Pink Matriarchy of Mario Bros is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its pith helmet sales, parental licensing program, and avant-garde cinema. The hard-nosed, democratic, devout population of 18.046 billion Mario Brothers have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Mushroom Kingdom. The average income tax rate is 77.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Mario Brosian economy, worth a remarkable 1,491 trillion gold stars a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 82,643 gold stars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Taxpayers receive expenditure reports from the Grand High Poobah of the Order of Violet, infantry are nicknamed "mushrooms" because they get fed crap and are left in the dark, astronauts take one small step for Mario Bros and one giant step backward from confrontation, and constipated disaster survivors are rapidly learning that MRE is short for "Meal Requiring Enemas". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mario Bros's national animal is the tortoise, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Princess Peach Toadstool.

Mario Bros is ranked 254,039th in the world and 1st in Princess Island for Largest Retail Industry, scoring -25.61 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.

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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,203rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,859thTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 2,579thMost Devout: 3,516thBest Weather: 4,837thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,640thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,330thMost Cheerful Citizens: 8,382ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,431stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,625thMost Valuable International Artwork: 10,928thLowest Crime Rates: 11,111thLargest Populations: 12,507thHighest Economic Output: 12,666thLargest Governments: 12,753rdTop
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Safest: 13,243rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 17,209thMost Cultured: 17,493rdMost Subsidized Industry: 17,710thLongest Average Lifespans: 18,537thHighest Food Quality: 18,803rdMost Corrupt Governments: 20,591stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 23,355thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 23,415thHealthiest Citizens: 24,500th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Mario Bros, constipated disaster survivors are rapidly learning that MRE is short for "Meal Requiring Enemas".
  • : Following new legislation in Mario Bros, astronauts take one small step for Mario Bros and one giant step backward from confrontation.
  • : Following new legislation in Mario Bros, infantry are nicknamed "mushrooms" because they get fed crap and are left in the dark.
  • : Following new legislation in Mario Bros, taxpayers receive expenditure reports from the Grand High Poobah of the Order of Violet.
  • : Following new legislation in Mario Bros, female brains are believed to heat up dangerously when 'overclocked'.
  • : Mario Bros was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Governments.
  • : Mario Bros was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Governments.
  • : Mario Bros was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Governments.
  • : Following new legislation in Mario Bros, new arrivals are asked the location of the Minister of the Interior's birthmark.
  • : Following new legislation in Mario Bros, tourists are flocking to the newly-built MeteorLand family resort.

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