The Queendom of Margrasio is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Queen Margaret Glenda Mae I with a fair hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, anti-smoking policies, and ban on automobiles. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 31.427 billion Margrasians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The minute, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Environment, with Education also on the agenda, while Welfare and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Glendora. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Margrasian economy, worth a remarkable 1,343 trillion Margrasian Francs a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 42,741 Margrasian Francs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Gardeners must genetically test weeds for unique traits before digging them up, life is short but human kindness is endless, there's no representation without taxation, and the universal wage level is set by dividing GDP by the number of citizens. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. Margrasio's national animal is the Whippoorwill, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Protestant Christianity.

Margrasio is ranked 242,645^th in the world and 13^th in The Sea Of Love for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring -31.02 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.