The Constitutional Monarch of Maple Sryup is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Queen Elizabeth I with an even hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, otherworldly petting zoo, and national health service. The compassionate, hard-working, cheerful, devout population of 4.684 billion Maple Syrupians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Maple City. The average income tax rate is 81.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Maple Sryupian economy, worth 656 trillion Maples a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 140,196 Maples, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Behind every local dictator is a Maple Sryupian advisor whispering in their ear, out-of-work actors say they can't complain, all judiciary cases are decided in the court of public opinion, and Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Maple Sryup's national animal is the Maple Syrupian Husky, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Maple Sryup is ranked 15,741^st in the world and 8^th in Urana Firma for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 1,481.23 Tourists Per Hour.