The Free Land of Manniskoslaktet is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Sigmund Hallbjorn with an even hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cheerful population of 3.231 billion Manniskoslaktetians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bjorn. The average income tax rate is 96.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Manniskoslaktetian economy, worth 560 trillion Juvels a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 173,488 Juvels, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Social media sites go into shutdown for days at a time to censor user content, new government leaflets tell coeliac children to eat more crisps, tourists are forbidden to enter Native Manniskoslaktetian lands, and companies flee the nation rather than pay their fair share of taxes. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Manniskoslaktet's national animal is the Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Pantheism.

Manniskoslaktet is ranked 1,308^th in the world and 48^th in the South Pacific for Longest Average Lifespans, with 94.67 Years.