The Free Land of Manniskoslaktet is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Sigmund Hallbjorn with an even hand, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, complete lack of prisons, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 5.326 billion Manniskoslaktetians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bjorn. The average income tax rate is 97.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Manniskoslaktetian economy, worth 974 trillion Juvels a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 183,007 Juvels, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Fifteen-year-olds cannot walk younger siblings to school without a professional Childcare and Education Certificate, relations with Dàguó have warmed from frosty to chilly, a child's only Trickster Night scare is the sight of their parents dancing, and motivational posters send motorists positive vibes in high-risk areas. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Manniskoslaktet's national animal is the Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Pantheism.

Manniskoslaktet is ranked 2,213^th in the world and 39^th in Forest for Most Developed, scoring 97.58 on the Human Development Index.