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Most Compassionate Citizens: 1,155thNicest Citizens: 1,174thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,204th
The Free Land of
Left-Leaning College State
Manskligheten for Alltid Forenad
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population7.755 billion

LeaderSigmund Hallbjorn


The Free Land of Manniskoslaktet is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Sigmund Hallbjorn with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, hatred of cheese, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 7.755 billion Manniskoslaktetians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bjorn. The average income tax rate is 97.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Manniskoslaktetian economy, worth a remarkable 1,429 trillion Juvels a year, is highly specialized and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 184,336 Juvels, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A child's only Trickster Night scare is the sight of their parents dancing, motivational posters send motorists positive vibes in high-risk areas, only clowns with PhDs from clown college can advise Sigmund Hallbjorn on Manniskoslaktet's coulrophobia epidemic, and the banshee wail foretells skies of death. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Manniskoslaktet's national animal is the Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Pantheism.

Manniskoslaktet is ranked 3,412th in the world and 117th in Balder for Smartest Citizens, with 150.82 quips per hour.

Most Compassionate Citizens: 1,155thNicest Citizens: 1,174thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,204thBest Weather: 1,215thHealthiest Citizens: 1,357thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,431stMost Secular: 1,528thMost Inclusive: 1,541stMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,563rdLargest Welfare Programs: 1,691stHighest Food Quality: 1,888thMost Developed: 2,037thSafest: 2,102ndMost Beautiful Environments: 2,122ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,304thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,359thMost Pacifist: 2,492ndTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,800thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,953rdSmartest Citizens: 3,412thMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,480thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,484thLargest Governments: 3,542ndLargest Publishing Industry: 3,741stLowest Crime Rates: 3,816thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,988thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,086thMost Cultured: 4,330thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,732ndHighest Poor Incomes: 4,738thMost Efficient Economies: 5,442ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,804thMost Rebellious Youth: 6,754thHighest Average Incomes: 9,358thMost Subsidized Industry: 10,608thTop
Highest Economic Output: 14,428thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 26,706th
Nicest Citizens: 18th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 20th in the regionBest Weather: 26th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 33rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 34th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 35th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 39th in the regionMost Secular: 45th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 49th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 55th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 64th in the regionTop
Most Developed: 69th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 71st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 74th in the regionSafest: 76th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 88th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 93rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 100th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 111th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 112th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 117th in the regionLargest Governments: 129th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 133rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 144th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 144th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 167th in the regionMost Cultured: 170th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 176th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 185th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 189th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 189th in the regionTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 334th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 340th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 382nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 417th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 515th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 609th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 659th in the region

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