The Confederacy of Mamak is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Veli Gündüz Şahin with an iron fist, and remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, vat-grown people, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 1.372 billion Mamakians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mamak. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 20.1%.

The Mamakian economy, worth 85.3 trillion lire a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Basket Weaving, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 62,208 lire, with the richest citizens earning 6.2 times as much as the poorest.

Being able to unblock a u-bend pipe is considered a universally essential skill, law schools are hurrying to teach the "prank defense" to their students, panels from bankrupt rooftop solar companies are used as props for sci-fi B-movies, and the government decides its policies by observing the flight of birds. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mamak's national animal is the swan and its national religion is Islam.

Mamak is ranked 163,750^th in the world and 4^th in Roses Without Thorns for Nudest, with 120.25 cheeks per square mile.