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Most Rebellious Youth: 1,222nd Least Corrupt Governments: 1,785th Best Weather: 2,334th
The Theocracy of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Trust in God Incarnate
God Incarnate
Influence
Hermit
Founder
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Malynor

Population19.08 billion

CapitalShoukyaku
LeaderGod Incarnate
FaithJediism

Currencydrachmar
Animalphoenix

The Theocracy of Malynor is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by God Incarnate with an even hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 19.08 billion Malynorians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Policy, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Shoukyaku. The average income tax rate is 72.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Malynorian economy, worth a remarkable 3,658 trillion drachmars a year, is fairly diversified and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 191,747 drachmars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

The new 'Who Wants To Be A Politician' election debate auditions are more popular than the debates themselves, public projects are synonymous with yawn-inducing conformity, motivational posters send motorists positive vibes in high-risk areas, and foreign investment has dropped to a trickle after laws were passed preventing investors from taking their earnings abroad. Crime is totally unknown. Malynor's national animal is the phoenix, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Jediism.

Malynor is ranked 55,017th in the world and 1st in Draztopia for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 65.52 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.

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Most Rebellious Youth: 1,222ndTop
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Least Corrupt Governments: 1,785thBest Weather: 2,334thHealthiest Citizens: 2,363rdHighest Economic Output: 2,409thMost Secular: 2,586thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,244thMost Developed: 3,598thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,715thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,078thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,563rdLargest Welfare Programs: 5,062ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,230thLargest Populations: 5,572ndHighest Poor Incomes: 6,017thSmartest Citizens: 6,243rdHighest Average Incomes: 6,399thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,410thLargest Governments: 7,163rdMost Stationary: 7,363rdTop
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Most Inclusive: 8,752ndLargest Retail Industry: 9,189thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,642ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 10,107thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 10,751stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11,041stMost Influential: 13,192ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 13,366thNudest: 13,900thMost Average: 14,923rd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Malynor, foreign investment has dropped to a trickle after laws were passed preventing investors from taking their earnings abroad.
  • : Following new legislation in Malynor, motivational posters send motorists positive vibes in high-risk areas.
  • : Following new legislation in Malynor, public projects are synonymous with yawn-inducing conformity.
  • : Following new legislation in Malynor, the new 'Who Wants To Be A Politician' election debate auditions are more popular than the debates themselves.
  • : Following new legislation in Malynor, the bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around Shoukyaku.
  • : Following new legislation in Malynor, people across the world seek to be healthier by eliminating carbs.
  • : Following new legislation in Malynor, angry men scowl at each other across chess boards.
  • : Following new legislation in Malynor, the government sends submarines to retrieve bodies from shipwrecked submarines.
  • : Following new legislation in Malynor, excited shovel-bearing geeks wander the countryside.
  • : Following new legislation in Malynor, bread-gangs raid restaurant waste bins to stockpile uneaten rolls.

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