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Most Devout: 1,032ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,415thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,020th
The Holy Empire of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Malvator magnum et liberum
Influence
Squire
Governor
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
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Malvator

Population14.566 billion

CapitalNabuu
LeaderHoly Emperor Sir War I
FaithRoman Catholic Apostolic Christianity

CurrencyImperial Credit
AnimalTortoise

The Holy Empire of Malvator is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Holy Emperor Sir War I with an iron fist, and notable for its infamous sell-swords, free-roaming dinosaurs, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 14.566 billion Emiajianos are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nabuu. The average income tax rate is 96.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Emiajiano economy, worth a remarkable 3,519 trillion Imperial Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 241,604 Imperial Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Third party candidates are now gaining some representation in Parliament, the nation has always been at war with Moltovea, the government is known to care more about its buildings than its people, and many friends and relatives of Holy Emperor Sir War I have been given ambassador jobs in tropical island nations. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Malvator's national animal is the Tortoise, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Roman Catholic Apostolic Christianity.

Malvator is ranked 2,642nd in the world and 1st in Reyno de Navarra for Lowest Crime Rates, with 134.3 law-abiding acts per hour.

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Most Devout: 1,032ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,415thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,020thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,096thLargest Mining Sector: 2,326thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,368thLowest Crime Rates: 2,642ndMost Armed: 2,644thLargest Black Market: 2,910thTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 3,160thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,710thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4,333rdMost Subsidized Industry: 4,602ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,832ndMost Efficient Economies: 5,057thLargest Governments: 5,273rdMost Advanced Public Education: 5,677thHighest Economic Output: 5,749thHighest Average Incomes: 5,886thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,198thMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,592ndMost Cultured: 8,451stLargest Publishing Industry: 9,629thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,851stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 9,879thMost Patriotic: 10,529thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 10,557thMost Developed: 12,467thTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 15,762ndLargest Welfare Programs: 15,932ndMost Authoritarian: 20,869thLongest Average Lifespans: 21,850thLargest Retail Industry: 22,093rdSmartest Citizens: 22,730thLargest Populations: 27,548thLargest Information Technology Sector: 29,260th

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