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Most Devout: 1,233rd Largest Mining Sector: 1,843rd Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,885th
The Holy Empire of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Malvator magnum et liberum
Founder / WA Delegate
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population6.119 billion

LeaderHoly Emperor Sir War I
FaithRoman Catholic Apostolic Christianity

CurrencyImperial Credit

The Holy Empire of Malvator is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Holy Emperor Sir War I with an iron fist, and notable for its national health service, compulsory military service, and aversion to nipples. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.119 billion Emiajianos are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nabuu. The average income tax rate is 91.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Emiajiano economy, worth a remarkable 1,129 trillion Imperial Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 184,657 Imperial Credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Urban graffiti is hand-calligraphed in perfectly kerned elegant fonts, bike rage is all the rage, cash-strapped junkies lick rabbits for a cheap high, and the nation's student exchange programs are something of a one way street. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Malvator's national animal is the Tortoise, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Roman Catholic Apostolic Christianity.

Malvator is ranked 12,889th in the world and 1st in Union Sovietica de Mordor for Most World Assembly Endorsements, with 1 Valid Endorsements.

Most Devout: 1,233rdTop
Largest Mining Sector: 1,843rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,885thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,022ndFattest Citizens: 2,092ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,405thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,623rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,046thLowest Crime Rates: 3,341stLargest Black Market: 3,614thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,732ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,784thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,642ndHighest Poor Incomes: 4,932ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,553rdLargest Governments: 6,867thMost Efficient Economies: 6,926thHighest Average Incomes: 7,189thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,570thLargest Retail Industry: 7,748thTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 8,443rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 9,558thMost Advanced Public Transport: 10,129thMost Influential: 12,417thHighest Economic Output: 12,657thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 12,889thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 15,544thMost Cultured: 16,241st
Highest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Malvator was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
  • : Malvator was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
  • : Following new legislation in Malvator, the nation's student exchange programs are something of a one way street.
  • : Malvator lodged a message on the Union Sovietica de Mordor Regional Message Board.
  • : Malvator was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Cultured.
  • : Following new legislation in Malvator, cash-strapped junkies lick rabbits for a cheap high.
  • : Malvator approved the World Assembly proposal "Commend Philipastan".
  • : Malvator approved the World Assembly proposal "Condemn Western Spilebo".
  • : Malvator approved the World Assembly proposal "Condemn The Free Peoples Democratic Republic".
  • : Malvator approved the World Assembly proposal "Commend Mikeswill".


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 1 » Saint Renzo.

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