Population | 14.566 billion |
Capital | Nabuu |
Leader | Holy Emperor Sir War I |
Faith | Roman Catholic Apostolic Christianity |
Currency | Imperial Credit |
Animal | Tortoise |
The Holy Empire of Malvator is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Holy Emperor Sir War I with an iron fist, and notable for its infamous sell-swords, free-roaming dinosaurs, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 14.566 billion Emiajianos are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nabuu. The average income tax rate is 96.0%.
The frighteningly efficient Emiajiano economy, worth a remarkable 3,519 trillion Imperial Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 241,604 Imperial Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Third party candidates are now gaining some representation in Parliament, the nation has always been at war with Moltovea, the government is known to care more about its buildings than its people, and many friends and relatives of Holy Emperor Sir War I have been given ambassador jobs in tropical island nations. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Malvator's national animal is the Tortoise, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Roman Catholic Apostolic Christianity.
Malvator is ranked 2,642nd in the world and 1st in Reyno de Navarra for Lowest Crime Rates, with 134.3 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Malvator's influence in Reyno de Navarra rose from "Page" to "Squire".
- : Malvator's influence in Reyno de Navarra rose from "Shoeshiner" to "Page".
- : Malvator's influence in Reyno de Navarra rose from "Zero" to "Shoeshiner".
- : Following new legislation in Malvator, many friends and relatives of Holy Emperor Sir War I have been given ambassador jobs in tropical island nations.
- : Malvator altered its national flag.
- : Malvator relocated from Balder to Reyno de Navarra.
- : Malvator was refounded in Balder.
- : Malvator ceased to exist in Lazarus.
- : Malvator's influence in Lazarus rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
- : Malvator's influence in Lazarus rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".