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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 128th Most Influential: 181st Most Advanced Public Education: 1,308th
The Grand Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
From sea to ocean we stand.
President Sir Grant Alexander
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards


Population14.607 billion

LeaderPresident Sir Grant Alexander

AnimalSea Turtle

The Grand Republic of Malvad is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by President Sir Grant Alexander with an even hand, and renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, democratic, humorless, devout population of 14.607 billion Malvadians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it prioritizes Education, with Law & Order, Environment, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mavis. The average income tax rate is 96.7%.

The strong Malvadian economy, worth a remarkable 1,358 trillion Modarns a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Tourism, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 92,980 Modarns, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Stealing from a clothesline is a serious offence, the Department of Reduction of Bureaucratic Red Tape has set up a working committee to investigate its own excessive paperwork, future leaders of Malvad regularly dismiss pressing political issues when available options don't conform to their worldview, and people can't decide between preserving forests and buying print copies of 'Dogman Versus The Giggler'. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Malvad's national animal is the Sea Turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Malvadianism.

Malvad is ranked 153,990th in the world and 7,777th in The North Pacific for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 23.22 on the Bus Surprisal Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 128thMost Influential: 181stMost Advanced Public Education: 1,308thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,375thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,525thTop
Most Stationary: 2,066thMost Pacifist: 2,206thLowest Crime Rates: 2,347thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,950thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,043rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,116thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,654thMost Cultured: 3,978thMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,354thHealthiest Citizens: 4,891stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,972ndLargest Governments: 5,839thSmartest Citizens: 5,964thLargest Welfare Programs: 5,990thMost Beautiful Environments: 7,058thSafest: 7,139thMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,195thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,953rdNicest Citizens: 8,074thTop
Most Devout: 8,538thHighest Economic Output: 9,146thLargest Populations: 9,237thMost Inclusive: 14,181stMost Corrupt Governments: 14,199th
Most Stationary: 44th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 44th in the regionMost Influential: 52nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 54th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 66th in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 114th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 118th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 119th in the regionMost Pacifist: 123rd in the regionLargest Populations: 130th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 146th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 150th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 166th in the regionMost Cultured: 189th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 253rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 263rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 268th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 270th in the regionLargest Governments: 271st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 285th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 291st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 324th in the regionMost Devout: 361st in the regionSafest: 383rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 396th in the regionTop
Nicest Citizens: 451st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 455th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 518th in the region

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