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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 75th Most Influential: 103rd Most Advanced Public Education: 1,350th
The Grand Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
From sea to ocean we stand.
President Sir Grant Alexander
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Deck


Population14.071 billion

LeaderPresident Sir Grant Alexander

AnimalSea Turtle

The Grand Republic of Malvad is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by President Sir Grant Alexander with an even hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, keen interest in outer space, and frequent executions. The compassionate, democratic, humorless, devout population of 14.071 billion Malvadians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it prioritizes Education, with Law & Order, Environment, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mavis. The average income tax rate is 96.7%.

The strong Malvadian economy, worth a remarkable 1,319 trillion Modarns a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Tourism, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 93,791 Modarns, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Stealing from a clothesline is a serious offence, the Department of Reduction of Bureaucratic Red Tape has set up a working committee to investigate its own excessive paperwork, future leaders of Malvad regularly dismiss pressing political issues when available options don't conform to their worldview, and people can't decide between preserving forests and buying print copies of 'Dogman Versus The Giggler'. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Malvad's national animal is the Sea Turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Malvadianism.

Malvad is ranked 2,266th in the world and 123rd in The North Pacific for Most Pacifist, with 188.79 Cheeks Turned Per Day.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 75thMost Influential: 103rdMost Advanced Public Education: 1,350thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,433rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,436thTop
Most Stationary: 2,118thMost Pacifist: 2,266thLowest Crime Rates: 2,331stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,066thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,116thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,203rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,842ndMost Cultured: 4,050thMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,375thHealthiest Citizens: 4,954thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,059thLargest Governments: 5,910thSmartest Citizens: 6,017thLargest Welfare Programs: 6,247thMost Beautiful Environments: 7,323rdSafest: 7,406thMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,701stLongest Average Lifespans: 8,141stNicest Citizens: 8,232ndTop
Most Devout: 8,637thHighest Economic Output: 9,155thLargest Populations: 9,467thMost Corrupt Governments: 14,535thMost Inclusive: 14,565th
Most Influential: 18th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 44th in the regionMost Stationary: 46th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 48th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 60th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 65th in the regionTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 109th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 121st in the regionMost Pacifist: 123rd in the regionLargest Populations: 134th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 143rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 152nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 162nd in the regionMost Cultured: 195th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 249th in the regionLargest Governments: 255th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 256th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 265th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 287th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 290th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 292nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 319th in the regionMost Devout: 349th in the regionSafest: 376th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 403rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 451st in the regionNicest Citizens: 479th in the regionTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 529th in the regionMost Inclusive: 843rd in the region

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