The Awesomly Awesome Collective of Malororia is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Malor Malakai with an iron fist, and notable for its enslaved workforce, pith helmet sales, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 18.195 billion Malororians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of La Ciudad Malororia. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient malororia economy, worth an astonishing 13,840 trillion Twice Reformed Malorics a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 760,699 Twice Reformed Malorics, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Nobody is allowed to stop the local daycare from reading Nietzsche to pre-schoolers, the government has become increasingly militant, pareidolic SETI scientists swear there's a message from aliens hidden within pi, and heavily-armed commandos play rock-paper-scissors over whether to execute criminals and foreign visitors. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Malororia's national animal is the Amoeba, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Vaccination Research.

Malororia is ranked 312,992^nd in the world and 11,088^th in Lazarus for Highest Disposable Incomes, with zero Standard Monetary Units.