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Largest Retail Industry: 367thMost Secular: 390thRudest Citizens: 408th
The Kingdom of
Capitalizt
Live and let die
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Malopolanie

Population13.016 billion

CurrencyKrakus
Animaldragon

The Kingdom of Malopolanie is a gargantuan, cultured nation, remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, keen interest in outer space, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 13.016 billion Malopolanieans enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 12.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Malopolaniean economy, worth a remarkable 4,904 trillion Krakuses a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 376,791 Krakuses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.8 times as much as the poorest.

The army spends more time producing 'romantic videos' than actually training soldiers, it is illegal to brush crumbs off your clothing outdoors, children who display even minimal sporting aptitude are immediately assigned a personal trainer, and the fattest folk in Malopolanie look to be the happiest ones. Crime is totally unknown. Malopolanie's national animal is the dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Malopolanie is ranked 256,909th in the world and 6,975th in Balder for Healthiest Citizens, with 0.44 bananas ingested per day.

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Largest Retail Industry: 367thMost Secular: 390thRudest Citizens: 408thMost Efficient Economies: 487thHighest Disposable Incomes: 513thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 971stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,147thHighest Average Incomes: 1,167thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,279thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,463rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,514thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,582ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,985thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,106thSmartest Citizens: 2,140thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,523rdMost Rebellious Youth: 2,535thTop
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Highest Economic Output: 2,638thMost Developed: 3,175thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,201stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,358thLargest Black Market: 3,379thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,385thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,411thLargest Governments: 3,423rdHighest Poor Incomes: 3,785thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,224thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4,987thMost Cultured: 5,622ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,931stLargest Gambling Industry: 7,094thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,117thMost Advanced Public Education: 9,503rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 9,726thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,755thHighest Food Quality: 12,193rdLowest Crime Rates: 12,631stTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 14,272ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 15,794thLargest Agricultural Sector: 16,304thLongest Average Lifespans: 20,116thLargest Populations: 24,219thMost Influential: 25,157th
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Most Secular: 9th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 10th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 12th in the regionRudest Citizens: 15th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 26th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 29th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 33rd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 41st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 43rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 45th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 49th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 53rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 61st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 71st in the regionTop
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 82nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 99th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 107th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 109th in the regionMost Developed: 111th in the regionLargest Governments: 120th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 128th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 131st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 134th in the regionLargest Black Market: 137th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 139th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 153rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 156th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 199th in the regionMost Cultured: 231st in the regionMost Influential: 295th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 311th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 328th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 340th in the regionMost Stationary: 341st in the regionTop
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 363rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 458th in the regionLargest Populations: 576th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 581st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 627th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 663rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 696th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Malopolanie, the fattest folk in Malopolanie look to be the happiest ones.
  • : Following new legislation in Malopolanie, children who display even minimal sporting aptitude are immediately assigned a personal trainer.
  • : Following new legislation in Malopolanie, it is illegal to brush crumbs off your clothing outdoors.
  • : Following new legislation in Malopolanie, the army spends more time producing 'romantic videos' than actually training soldiers.
  • : Following new legislation in Malopolanie, international commentators accuse the nation of aggressive cultural imperialism.
  • : Following new legislation in Malopolanie, citizens live in superstitious fear of the mysterious glowing clouds that float over Malopolanie.
  • : Following new legislation in Malopolanie, computer users are buried daily in thousands of unsolicited emails.
  • : Malopolanie was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth.
  • : Following new legislation in Malopolanie, at least 1% of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs budget goes to Leader's wardrobe.
  • : Following new legislation in Malopolanie, matryoshka dolls resembling nested Death Stars are commonly sold.

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