by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,163rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,791stMost Influential: 6,845th
The Dominion of
Left-Leaning College State
Sic semper democratiam
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Population784 million

CapitalSte Malonia


The Dominion of Malonlandia is a huge, socially progressive nation, notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, lack of airports, and daily referendums. The compassionate, devout population of 784 million Malonlandians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ste Malonia. The average income tax rate is 70.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Malonlandian economy, worth 65.9 trillion Maldollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 84,085 Maldollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Tourists need only sign on the dotted line to become citizens, the government prides itself on being smug and condescending to idiots, children often explain to their parents that the Mega Ultimate Sword Fist was worth the thousand-Maldollar charge on their phone bill, and manufacturers of biodegradable plastics have to wait for months to show evidence of organic decomposition. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Malonlandia's national animal is the Platypus, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Malonlandia is ranked 38,370th in the world and 1,156th in the South Pacific for Highest Drug Use, scoring 96.6 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,163rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,791stMost Influential: 6,845thLeast Corrupt Governments: 8,494thMost Cheerful Citizens: 9,047thMost Inclusive: 10,238thTop
Best Weather: 14,020thNicest Citizens: 14,292ndMost Beautiful Environments: 15,279thMost Advanced Public Education: 15,317thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 15,354thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 15,442ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 16,208thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 17,735thMost Cultured: 18,978thSafest: 21,752ndLowest Crime Rates: 23,662nd
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 266th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 290th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 341st in the regionMost Inclusive: 368th in the regionTop
Best Weather: 455th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 481st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 490th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 491st in the regionNicest Citizens: 528th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 547th in the regionMost Cultured: 549th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 571st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 573rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 596th in the regionMost Influential: 602nd in the regionNudest: 692nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 704th in the regionSafest: 754th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 784th in the regionMost Developed: 794th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 798th in the region

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