The State of Malloy is a gargantuan, orderly nation, remarkable for its state-planned economy, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 13.661 billion Malloyians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Westminster. The average income tax rate is 72.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but stagnant Malloyian economy, worth 101 trillion betales a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 7,398 betales, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Military spending is on the increase, it is illegal to make racist remarks in public, graffiti artists spend lengthy periods of time in jail, and Malloy has designated Westminster as its capital city. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Malloy's national animal is the deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Malloy is ranked 44,432^nd in the world and 10^th in Ancient Lands for Lowest Crime Rates, with 75.97 law-abiding acts per hour.