The 99% Danish-fetching, Shark-loving, Fish-eating, Seekritly-lurking Game Moderator Extraordinarious of Mallorea and Riva is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Zakath with an iron fist, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, keen interest in outer space, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 15.462 billion Mallorea and Rivans enjoy great individual freedoms in everything except elections, which, where they exist at all, are populist shams for a dictatorship government that has no intention of ever giving up power.

The tiny, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Industry and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mal Zeth. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Mallorea and Rivan economy, worth a remarkable 3,365 trillion marks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Gambling, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 217,669 marks, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 626,325 per year while the poor average 60,102, a ratio of 10.4 to 1.

Many junior high school teachers minor in midwifery, the government is cracking down on subversive groups, the newly revamped army is so eager for action that it has trouble keeping the peace, and the nation has declared war on all passing comets. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Mallorea and Riva's national animal is the narwhal, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

Mallorea and Riva is ranked 7,641^st in the world and 1^st in The Joint Systems Alliance for Largest Populations, with 15.5 billion Capita.