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Most Efficient Economies: 28th Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,126th Largest Insurance Industry: 1,209th
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Mallorea and Riva

Population16.73 billion

CapitalMal Zeth


The 99% Danish-fetching, Shark-loving, Fish-eating, Seekritly-lurking Game Moderator Extraordinarious of Mallorea and Riva is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Zakath with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, smutty television, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 16.73 billion Mallorea and Rivans enjoy great individual freedoms in everything except elections, which, where they exist at all, are populist shams for a dictatorship government that has no intention of ever giving up power.

The tiny, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Industry and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mal Zeth. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Mallorea and Rivan economy, worth a remarkable 3,649 trillion marks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Gambling, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 218,146 marks, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 655,173 per year while the poor average 56,707, a ratio of 11.6 to 1.

Nihilistic thrill-seekers claim that suicide by roller coaster is the ultimate life experience, citizens need a magnifying glass and color chart to distinguish between nearly identical brand labels, home education can sometimes be a load of bullocks, and the Mallorea and Rivan war navy contains an oddly large number of luxury yachts and cruise liners. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Mallorea and Riva's national animal is the narwhal, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

Mallorea and Riva is ranked 2,372nd in the world and 1st in The Joint Systems Alliance for Highest Economic Output, with 3,649 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

Most Efficient Economies: 28thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,126thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,209thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,261stMost Armed: 1,344thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,420thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,426thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,439thHighest Crime Rates: 1,472ndFattest Citizens: 1,559thTop
Most Avoided: 2,071stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,123rdHighest Economic Output: 2,372ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,604thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,724thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,737thLargest Mining Sector: 3,258thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,289thHighest Average Incomes: 4,371stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,938thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,260thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,834thLargest Retail Industry: 6,785thLargest Populations: 7,318thNudest: 8,459thTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 9,343rdMost Pro-Market: 11,240thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 11,326thMost Extreme: 12,938thLargest Publishing Industry: 13,236thLargest Black Market: 13,688thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 13,839thLargest Information Technology Sector: 14,266thMost Secular: 16,425thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 16,476thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 16,662ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 16,745thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 17,145th

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