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Mallorea and Riva was Condemned by Security Council Resolution # 121
Most Efficient Economies: 28th Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,122nd Largest Insurance Industry: 1,208th
The 99% Danish-fetching, Shark-loving, Fish-eating, Seekritly-lurking Game Moderator Extraordinarious of
Benevolent Dictatorship
So I can type whatever I want here?
Influence
Hegemony
Grand Poobah
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

Overview Factbook Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Mallorea and Riva

Population16.723 billion

CapitalMal Zeth
LeaderZakath

Currencymark
Animalnarwhal

The 99% Danish-fetching, Shark-loving, Fish-eating, Seekritly-lurking Game Moderator Extraordinarious of Mallorea and Riva is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Zakath with an iron fist, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, sprawling nuclear power plants, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 16.723 billion Mallorea and Rivans enjoy great individual freedoms in everything except elections, which, where they exist at all, are populist shams for a dictatorship government that has no intention of ever giving up power.

The tiny, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Industry and Law & Order are also considered important, while Spirituality and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mal Zeth. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Mallorea and Rivan economy, worth a remarkable 3,648 trillion marks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Gambling, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 218,146 marks, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 655,173 per year while the poor average 56,707, a ratio of 11.6 to 1.

Nihilistic thrill-seekers claim that suicide by roller coaster is the ultimate life experience, citizens need a magnifying glass and color chart to distinguish between nearly identical brand labels, home education can sometimes be a load of bullocks, and the Mallorea and Rivan war navy contains an oddly large number of luxury yachts and cruise liners. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Mallorea and Riva's national animal is the narwhal, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

Mallorea and Riva is ranked 157,696th in the world and 2nd in The Joint Systems Alliance for Most Inclusive, scoring 58.12 on the Mandela-Wollstonecraft Non-Discrimination Index.

Top
1%
Most Efficient Economies: 28thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,122ndLargest Insurance Industry: 1,208thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,243rdMost Armed: 1,344thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,415thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,422ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,438thHighest Crime Rates: 1,472ndFattest Citizens: 1,550thTop
5%
Most Avoided: 2,064thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,128thHighest Economic Output: 2,373rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,592ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,718thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,725thLargest Mining Sector: 3,257thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,257thHighest Average Incomes: 4,368thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,932ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,250thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,847thLargest Retail Industry: 6,664thLargest Populations: 7,326thNudest: 8,436thTop
10%
Most Corrupt Governments: 9,327thMost Pro-Market: 11,256thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 11,258thMost Extreme: 12,912thLargest Publishing Industry: 13,243rdLargest Black Market: 13,659thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 13,803rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 14,241stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 16,300thMost Secular: 16,376thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 16,645thMost Scientifically Advanced: 16,739thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 17,125th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Mallorea and Riva was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Civil Rights.
  • : Mallorea and Riva's influence in The Joint Systems Alliance rose from "Dominator" to "Hegemony".
  • : Following new legislation in Mallorea and Riva, the Mallorea and Rivan war navy contains an oddly large number of luxury yachts and cruise liners.
  • : Following new legislation in Mallorea and Riva, home education can sometimes be a load of bullocks.
  • : Following new legislation in Mallorea and Riva, citizens need a magnifying glass and color chart to distinguish between nearly identical brand labels.
  • : Mallorea and Riva was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Pro-Market.
  • : Following new legislation in Mallorea and Riva, nihilistic thrill-seekers claim that suicide by roller coaster is the ultimate life experience.
  • : Following new legislation in Mallorea and Riva, self-driving cars occasionally mow down pedestrians to avoid inconveniencing passengers.
  • : Following new legislation in Mallorea and Riva, women complaining about lack of opportunity are told to "man up".
  • : Following new legislation in Mallorea and Riva, the giant 80-storey carving of Zakath in Mount Rushless can be seen from space.

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