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Mallorea and Riva was Condemned by Security Council Resolution # 121
Most Efficient Economies: 30th Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,097th Largest Insurance Industry: 1,224th
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Mallorea and Riva

Population16.925 billion

CapitalMal Zeth


The 99% Danish-fetching, Shark-loving, Fish-eating, Seekritly-lurking Game Moderator Extraordinarious of Mallorea and Riva is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Zakath with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, unlimited-speed roads, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 16.925 billion Mallorea and Rivans enjoy great individual freedoms in everything except elections, which, where they exist at all, are populist shams for a dictatorship government that has no intention of ever giving up power.

The tiny, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Industry and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mal Zeth. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Mallorea and Rivan economy, worth a remarkable 3,692 trillion marks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Gambling, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 218,146 marks, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 655,173 per year while the poor average 56,707, a ratio of 11.6 to 1.

Nihilistic thrill-seekers claim that suicide by roller coaster is the ultimate life experience, citizens need a magnifying glass and color chart to distinguish between nearly identical brand labels, home education can sometimes be a load of bullocks, and the Mallorea and Rivan war navy contains an oddly large number of luxury yachts and cruise liners. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Mallorea and Riva's national animal is the narwhal, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

Mallorea and Riva is ranked 16,378th in the world and 1st in The Joint Systems Alliance for Most Secular, with 63.87 Atheism Rate.

Most Efficient Economies: 30thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,097thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,224thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,231stMost Armed: 1,323rdLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,395thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,413thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,424thHighest Crime Rates: 1,448thFattest Citizens: 1,531stTop
Most Avoided: 2,050thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,075thHighest Economic Output: 2,350thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,575thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,670thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,781stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,231stLargest Mining Sector: 3,258thHighest Average Incomes: 4,396thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,047thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,277thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,699thLargest Retail Industry: 6,821stLargest Populations: 7,267thNudest: 8,351stTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 9,370thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 11,486thMost Pro-Market: 11,660thLargest Publishing Industry: 13,046thMost Extreme: 13,370thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 13,540thLargest Black Market: 13,715thLargest Information Technology Sector: 14,224thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 15,878thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 16,270thMost Secular: 16,378thMost Scientifically Advanced: 16,584thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 16,833rd

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