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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,032ndLargest Insurance Industry: 1,176thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,200th
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Mallorea and Riva

Population19.025 billion

CapitalMal Zeth


The Legally Entitled To Professional Courtesy Title of Retired Shark Mod of Mallorea and Riva is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Zakath with an iron fist, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, frequent executions, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 19.025 billion Mallorea and Rivans enjoy great individual freedoms in everything except elections, which, where they exist at all, are populist shams for a dictatorship government that has no intention of ever giving up power.

The tiny, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Industry and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mal Zeth. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Mallorea and Rivan economy, worth a remarkable 4,192 trillion marks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Gambling, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 220,371 marks, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 661,856 per year while the poor average 57,285, a ratio of 11.6 to 1.

Nihilistic thrill-seekers claim that suicide by roller coaster is the ultimate life experience, citizens need a magnifying glass and color chart to distinguish between nearly identical brand labels, home education can sometimes be a load of bullocks, and the Mallorea and Rivan war navy contains an oddly large number of luxury yachts and cruise liners. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Mallorea and Riva's national animal is the narwhal, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

Mallorea and Riva is ranked 142,569th in the world and 2nd in The Joint Systems Alliance for Most Authoritarian, with 541.89 milliStalins.

Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,032ndLargest Insurance Industry: 1,176thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,200thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,231stHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,411thHighest Crime Rates: 1,542ndFattest Citizens: 1,542ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,545thMost Armed: 1,747thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,838thMost Avoided: 1,964thTop
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,222ndHighest Economic Output: 2,500thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,652ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,223rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,559thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,849thLargest Mining Sector: 4,033rdHighest Average Incomes: 4,834thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,483rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,496thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,225thLargest Populations: 7,432ndLargest Retail Industry: 7,759thLargest Agricultural Sector: 8,971stMost Efficient Economies: 9,566thNudest: 10,842ndTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 11,440thLargest Publishing Industry: 14,221stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 14,591stLargest Information Technology Sector: 14,970thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 15,209thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 16,140thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 16,328thMost Scientifically Advanced: 16,362ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 17,047thLargest Black Market: 17,366thMost Secular: 17,841stMost Pro-Market: 20,239th

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