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Largest Gambling Industry: 611thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 938thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 999th
The Insula Maior of
Compulsory Consumerist State
Maiorica
Influence
Sprat
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Mallorca

Population22.001 billion

CapitalPalma de Mallorca
LeaderQuintus Caecilius Metellus Balearicus

Currencypeseta
Animaltourist

The Insula Maior of Mallorca is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Quintus Caecilius Metellus Balearicus with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, irreverence towards religion, and exploding hoverboards. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 22.001 billion Mallorcans are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Palma de Mallorca. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Mallorcan economy, worth a remarkable 4,495 trillion pesetas a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 204,332 pesetas, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,515,504 per year while the poor average 8,200, a ratio of 184 to 1.

Even the nation's brussel sprouts are delicious and nutritious, the military has forsaken terrestrial warfare, billions are being spent on a new island airport, and the nightly news reports prosaically on the government blindly throwing money at despotic kidnappers. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Mallorca's national animal is the tourist, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Mallorca is ranked 257,743rd in the world and 199th in Capitalist Paradise for Healthiest Citizens, with 0.4 bananas ingested per day.

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1%
Largest Gambling Industry: 611thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 938thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 999thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,106thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,144thMost Avoided: 1,258thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,285thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,357thHighest Crime Rates: 1,369thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,543rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,556thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,095thMost Armed: 2,144thTop
5%
Highest Economic Output: 3,050thFattest Citizens: 4,030thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4,152ndLargest Mining Sector: 4,886thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6,585thHighest Average Incomes: 6,960thMost Efficient Economies: 7,355thMost Rebellious Youth: 7,383rdLargest Populations: 7,670thLargest Retail Industry: 8,299thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10,067thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10,240thMost Corrupt Governments: 11,307thTop
10%
Largest Agricultural Sector: 14,461stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 15,451stLargest Information Technology Sector: 17,420thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 17,949thMost Scientifically Advanced: 19,098thMost Pro-Market: 22,597thLargest Publishing Industry: 22,921stLargest Black Market: 23,159thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 24,497thHighest Drug Use: 25,481st
Top
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Most Pro-Market: 11th in the regionTop
10%
Largest Gambling Industry: 14th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 16th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 16th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 17th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 18th in the regionMost Avoided: 20th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 21st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Mallorca was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • : Mallorca was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • : Mallorca was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • : Mallorca was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • : Mallorca was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • : Mallorca was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Mallorca's influence in Capitalist Paradise rose from "Minnow" to "Sprat".
  • : Mallorca was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Rudest Citizens.
  • : Mallorca's influence in Capitalist Paradise fell from "Sprat" to "Minnow".
  • : Mallorca's influence in Capitalist Paradise rose from "Minnow" to "Sprat".

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