The Comunidad Independiente of Mallor is a huge, efficient nation, remarkable for its daily referendums, free-roaming dinosaurs, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 729 million Mallorese are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The relatively small, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 18.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Mallorian economy, worth 81.1 trillion Mallorese Pesos a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 111,201 Mallorese Pesos, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 563,589 per year while the poor average 12,171, a ratio of 46.3 to 1.

Equality looks curiously unequal, it is often said that only Leader could bring down Dàguó, entire families are dragged into counseling whenever children fight on a playground, and cities are engulfed by smog. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Mallor's national animal is the Dugong, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Mallor is ranked 33,742^nd in the world and 608^th in Europe for Most Beautiful Environments, with 822.92 pounds of wildlife per square mile.