by Max Barry

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Most Influential: 896thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,312thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,336th
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Population3.597 billion

LeaderPrime Assistant Adamantia Gregorioy
FaithLol no

CurrencyGold Malleon
AnimalZombie Barberi Lion

The Red Joint Commonwealth of Mallesia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Prime Assistant Adamantia Gregorioy with a fair hand, and notable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, daily referendums, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 3.597 billion Mallesoures hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Marsalia. The average income tax rate is 80.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Mallesian economy, worth 458 trillion Gold Malleons a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 127,413 Gold Malleons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Criminals lock themselves in their mums' basements to avoid prison, films are funded in accordance with the volume of tears shed when reading the screenplay, gift baskets often contain working nukes, and the nation is cleaning up after a national night of celebration left most people with headaches and dim memories (Mallesia has found 4 easter eggs). Crime is totally unknown. Mallesia's national animal is the Zombie Barberi Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Lol no.

Mallesia is ranked 78,610th in the world and 588th in Europe for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 1,969.53 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.

Most Influential: 896thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,312thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,336thTop
Largest Agricultural Sector: 5,406thRudest Citizens: 5,668thLeast Corrupt Governments: 5,711thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,101stMost Armed: 7,110thMost Valuable International Artwork: 7,918thMost Secular: 8,166thMost Compassionate Citizens: 8,357thSafest: 8,661stMost Developed: 9,075thNicest Citizens: 9,131stSmartest Citizens: 9,783rdMost Inclusive: 9,980thMost Rebellious Youth: 10,189thHighest Food Quality: 10,366thMost Advanced Public Education: 10,452ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,582ndMost Cultured: 11,246thTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 11,965thHighest Poor Incomes: 12,265thMost Beautiful Environments: 13,104thMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,676thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 14,684thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 14,811thMost Efficient Economies: 14,848thMost Subsidized Industry: 14,952ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 15,180thLongest Average Lifespans: 15,512thLargest Governments: 15,833rdMost Politically Free: 16,173rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 17,272ndHealthiest Citizens: 18,413thMost Patriotic: 19,279thLargest Welfare Programs: 20,127thHighest Average Incomes: 20,799thBest Weather: 21,235thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 23,254th
Most Politically Free: 15th in the regionMost Armed: 34th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 36th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 66th in the regionTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 81st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 83rd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 84th in the regionRudest Citizens: 87th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 91st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 114th in the regionMost Secular: 115th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 123rd in the regionMost Influential: 123rd in the regionNudest: 134th in the region

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