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Most Influential: 599thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,222ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,384th
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Population5.556 billion

LeaderPrime Assistant Adamantia Gregorioy
FaithLol no

CurrencyGold Malleon
AnimalZombie Barberi Lion

The Red Joint Commonwealth of Mallesia is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Prime Assistant Adamantia Gregorioy with a fair hand, and remarkable for its ban on automobiles, compulsory military service, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 5.556 billion Mallesoures hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Marsalia. The average income tax rate is 83.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Mallesian economy, worth 753 trillion Gold Malleons a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 135,638 Gold Malleons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Increasing inclusiveness is a sign of the times, Mallesian tourists are encouraged to hand out spare condoms to locals while on vacation, therapists dispense hugs for heroin dealers and cuddles for crackheads, and even the nation's brussel sprouts are delicious and nutritious. Crime is totally unknown. Mallesia's national animal is the Zombie Barberi Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Lol no.

Mallesia is ranked 233,956th in the world and 821st in Europe for Highest Crime Rates, with 2.13 crimes per hour.

Most Influential: 599thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,222ndTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,384thLeast Corrupt Governments: 5,309thMost Armed: 6,898thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6,946thRudest Citizens: 7,536thMost Compassionate Citizens: 7,819thMost Secular: 8,166thNicest Citizens: 8,374thSafest: 8,632ndMost Developed: 8,724thMost Rebellious Youth: 9,430thMost Inclusive: 9,521stSmartest Citizens: 9,556thHighest Food Quality: 9,871stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,090thMost Advanced Public Education: 10,120thMost Cultured: 10,556thHighest Poor Incomes: 10,829thMost Valuable International Artwork: 10,847thLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,972ndLargest Publishing Industry: 11,914thMost Beautiful Environments: 12,088thMost Scientifically Advanced: 12,412thHighest Average Tax Rates: 13,407thLongest Average Lifespans: 13,485thTop
Largest Governments: 14,333rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 14,759thMost Efficient Economies: 15,760thHealthiest Citizens: 16,109thMost Subsidized Industry: 16,516thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 16,871stBest Weather: 18,105thHighest Average Incomes: 19,578thLargest Welfare Programs: 20,918thMost Politically Free: 21,256thMost Patriotic: 21,266thHighest Drug Use: 25,196th
Most Politically Free: 14th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 41st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 51st in the regionMost Armed: 54th in the regionTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 74th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 80th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 113th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 113th in the regionMost Influential: 121st in the regionRudest Citizens: 123rd in the regionMost Secular: 126th in the region

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