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Most Influential: 705thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,898thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,237th
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Population4.335 billion

LeaderPrime Assistant Adamantia Gregorioy
FaithLol no

CurrencyGold Malleon
AnimalZombie Barberi Lion

The Red Joint Commonwealth of Mallesia is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Prime Assistant Adamantia Gregorioy with a fair hand, and renowned for its soft-spoken computers, anti-smoking policies, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 4.335 billion Mallesoures hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Marsalia. The average income tax rate is 81.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Mallesian economy, worth 569 trillion Gold Malleons a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 131,453 Gold Malleons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The armed forces pride themselves on being conventional and predictable, citizens no longer take selfies with their dead relatives at funerals, the government is avowedly secular, and volunteers are signing up to take arms against an incursion of flesh-eating zombies (Mallesia has found 5 easter eggs). Crime is totally unknown. Mallesia's national animal is the Zombie Barberi Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Lol no.

Mallesia is ranked 6,595th in the world and 36th in Europe for Most Armed, with 10.65 weapons per person.

Most Influential: 705thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,898thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,237thTop
Least Corrupt Governments: 6,031stRudest Citizens: 6,116thMost Armed: 6,595thMost Compassionate Citizens: 7,613thMost Secular: 7,725thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,813thNicest Citizens: 8,222ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 8,532ndSafest: 8,798thMost Developed: 9,052ndMost Inclusive: 9,275thMost Rebellious Youth: 9,635thSmartest Citizens: 9,791stHighest Food Quality: 9,881stMost Advanced Public Education: 10,332ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,600thMost Cultured: 10,670thLargest Agricultural Sector: 11,323rdLargest Publishing Industry: 11,472ndHighest Poor Incomes: 11,503rdTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 12,388thMost Beautiful Environments: 12,525thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12,853rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 13,719thLongest Average Lifespans: 14,563rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 14,581stLargest Governments: 14,639thMost Efficient Economies: 15,004thMost Subsidized Industry: 15,423rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 16,774thHealthiest Citizens: 17,166thMost Politically Free: 18,111thMost Patriotic: 18,946thBest Weather: 19,253rdHighest Average Incomes: 19,401stLargest Welfare Programs: 22,006th
Most Politically Free: 14th in the regionMost Armed: 36th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 38th in the regionTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 76th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 87th in the regionRudest Citizens: 96th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 107th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 112th in the regionMost Influential: 118th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 118th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 119th in the regionMost Secular: 120th in the regionNudest: 131st in the region

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