by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,474thMost Influential: 2,065thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,730th
The Holy Red Joint Commonwealth of
Left-wing Utopia
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Widely Abused

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Population2.225 billion

LeaderPrime Secretary Adamantia Gregorioy
FaithLol no

CurrencyGolden Malleon
AnimalZombie Barberi Lion

The Holy Red Joint Commonwealth of Mallesia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Prime Secretary Adamantia Gregorioy with a fair hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, ban on automobiles, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.225 billion Mallesors are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Limin. The average income tax rate is 77.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Mallesian economy, worth 288 trillion Golden Malleons a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 129,443 Golden Malleons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Gift hampers filled with delicious beef jerky are sent to newly communist nations, it is illegal for police officers to carry out searches due to strict privacy laws, teenagers performing appendectomies on their friends has become a popular schoolyard prank, and Limin has become the number one destination for urban exploration in Europe. Crime is totally unknown. Mallesia's national animal is the Zombie Barberi Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Lol no.

Mallesia is ranked 95,403rd in the world and 601st in Europe for Largest Retail Industry, scoring 1,712.93 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,474thMost Influential: 2,065thTop
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,730thLargest Agricultural Sector: 4,298thMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,398thMost Armed: 6,823rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 7,305thMost Compassionate Citizens: 7,803rdMost Secular: 7,989thNicest Citizens: 8,486thMost Developed: 8,648thSafest: 8,866thHighest Poor Incomes: 9,048thRudest Citizens: 9,316thSmartest Citizens: 9,576thMost Inclusive: 9,772ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 10,344thMost Advanced Public Education: 10,697thLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,852ndTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 11,334thMost Cultured: 12,856thLargest Publishing Industry: 13,221stMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,770thLongest Average Lifespans: 14,312thMost Politically Free: 15,138thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 15,559thHealthiest Citizens: 15,578thMost Beautiful Environments: 15,878thLargest Welfare Programs: 16,212thLargest Governments: 16,431stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 17,136thHighest Average Tax Rates: 17,373rdMost Subsidized Industry: 18,103rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 18,266thMost Efficient Economies: 18,424thHighest Average Incomes: 19,618th
Most Politically Free: 14th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 40th in the regionMost Armed: 47th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 54th in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 83rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 99th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 99th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 103rd in the regionMost Secular: 104th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 106th in the regionRudest Citizens: 112th in the regionMost Extreme: 114th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 119th in the region

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