|Leader||Prime Secretary Adamantia Gregorioy|
|Animal||Zombie Barberi Lion|
The Holy Red Joint Commonwealth of Mallesia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Prime Secretary Adamantia Gregorioy with a fair hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, ban on automobiles, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.225 billion Mallesors are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Limin. The average income tax rate is 77.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Mallesian economy, worth 288 trillion Golden Malleons a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 129,443 Golden Malleons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Gift hampers filled with delicious beef jerky are sent to newly communist nations, it is illegal for police officers to carry out searches due to strict privacy laws, teenagers performing appendectomies on their friends has become a popular schoolyard prank, and Limin has become the number one destination for urban exploration in Europe. Crime is totally unknown. Mallesia's national animal is the Zombie Barberi Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Lol no.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Mallesia was endorsed by The Pandimensional Senate of Roman Populace.
- : Mallesia was endorsed by The Most Serene Republic of Diophantine.
- : Mallesia was endorsed by The Kingdom of Lundelbell.
- : Mallesia was endorsed by The Federal Democratic Republic of Jahass.
- : Mallesia was endorsed by The Spooky Autumn Evening of Apabeossie.
- : Mallesia was endorsed by The Riverine Kingdom of The Scheldt.
- : Mallesia was endorsed by The Supreme High Imperium of Terdiatlans.
- : Mallesia was endorsed by The Constitutional Monarchy of The Kingdom of Denmark.
- : Mallesia was endorsed by The Kingdom of Lagora.
- : Mallesia was reclassified from "Civil Rights Lovefest" to "Left-wing Utopia".
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