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Most Efficient Economies: 3,562nd Best Weather: 6,979th Safest: 7,113th
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Economy
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Mallandia

Population11.294 billion

CapitalVicadal
LeaderPresident Andrew Mallace

CurrencyMallor
AnimalMallacrat

The Constitutional Republic of Mallandia is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by President Andrew Mallace with a fair hand, and remarkable for its national health service, aversion to nipples, and smutty television. The hard-working, democratic population of 11.294 billion Mallandians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vicadal. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 52.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Mallandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,411 trillion Mallors a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 124,981 Mallors, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 403,277 per year while the poor average 29,293, a ratio of 13.8 to 1.

Politicians preface their speeches with a declaration that any resemblance to speeches given by individuals living or dead is purely coincidental, dubiously qualified Skandilundian barristers keep referring to laws as 'government guidelines', getting an abortion takes less hassle than writing a letter, and giggling teens are asked to put their mouths on rubber dolls. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mallandia's national animal is the Mallacrat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Mallandia is ranked 132,672nd in the world and 12th in The Meme Must Go On for Most Corrupt Governments, with 0.77 Kickbacks Per Hour.

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Most Efficient Economies: 3,562ndBest Weather: 6,979thSafest: 7,113thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,431stLargest Publishing Industry: 7,531stMost Politically Free: 7,553rdMost Subsidized Industry: 7,955thMost Developed: 8,096thMost Influential: 8,408thTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 8,689thHighest Economic Output: 9,279thMost Beautiful Environments: 9,968thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10,359thMost Stationary: 11,328thMost Rebellious Youth: 11,474thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12,009thSmartest Citizens: 12,046thLargest Information Technology Sector: 12,735thMost Cultured: 14,294thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 14,294thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 14,411thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 15,978thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 16,239thMost Scientifically Advanced: 17,154th
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionMost Politically Free: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Mallandia proposed constructing embassies between The Meme Must Go On and Memeverse.
  • : Mallandia lodged a message on the The Meme Must Go On Regional Message Board.
  • : Mallandia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • : Mallandia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Protecting Personal Data"".
  • : Mallandia suppressed a post on the The Meme Must Go On Regional Message Board.
  • : Mallandia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Healthiest Citizens.
  • : Mallandia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • : Mallandia suppressed a post on the The Meme Must Go On Regional Message Board.
  • : Mallandia approved the World Assembly proposal "Restricting Solitary Confinement".
  • : Mallandia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend The North Pacific".

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