The Artistque Surréalist Régence of Mallabhum State is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Le Patron with an iron fist, and notable for its museums and concert halls, zero percent divorce rate, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 1.514 billion One With Le Patron are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Le Soleil. The average income tax rate is 69.0%.

The frighteningly efficient One of L'État Irreel economy, worth 183 trillion Avant Gardes a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 121,270 Avant Gardes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Forgetting to pay your annual passport bill is a leading cause of deportations, Jack Russells have proven to be terrible spies, tax rises are attributed to divine will, and sex changes are routinely performed at Mallabhum State's hospitals. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Mallabhum State's national animal is the Two-Headed Garuda, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Accelerationist Hinduism.

Mallabhum State is ranked 283,441^st in the world and 12,992^nd in Lazarus for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 46.62 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.