Anyone may visit serene Malkotistan, but visitors must be aware of the laws of the land beforehand, lest they find their trip sadly shortened.
Malkotistani people prize safety and security above all else. The country is proud to boast one of the highest rates of income equality across the globe, all citizens being able to trust that the government will ensure that they receive their fair share. You see, little Malkotistan came about after the horrific actions of the [REDACTED] government pushed out the ethnic Malkites to found their own fledgling nation.
Given their unforgiving origins, the Malkotistani citizens can be suspicious towards outsiders. But don't be offended, it is nothing personal. All outsiders are equally discomforting to these reclusive people. Still, so long as your stay is brief, you act politely, ask few questions and only visit the designated landmarks, your time with us will be an unforgettable experience.
Visit Malkotistan today!