Most Efficient Economies: 163rd Largest Cheese Export Sector: 833rd Most Influential: 1,224th
The Dark Lord of
Left-Leaning College State
All of Arda will be mine. There is no hope in the West.
Lord Malkir
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The Dark Lord Malkir
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The Dark Lord of Malkir is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Lord Malkir with an even hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, avant-garde cinema, and ritual sacrifices. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 10.685 billion Malkirans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Angbad. The average income tax rate is 4.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Malkiran economy, worth a remarkable 1,944 trillion Slaves a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 181,992 Slaves, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Videogames like 'Equalia: Knights of Self-Confidence' are proving inexplicably unpopular, shops were recently ransacked as cigarettes returned to the shelves, the nation's image rights are the strictest in the world, and debates on whether toilet seats should be left up or down are increasingly commonplace. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Malkir's national animal is the Human, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Cult of Melkor.

Malkir is ranked 10,229th in the world and 9th in Mordor for Longest Average Lifespans, with 83.25 Years.

Most Efficient Economies: 163rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 833rdMost Influential: 1,224thTop
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,191stLargest Publishing Industry: 2,772ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,760thMost Cultured: 3,946thSmartest Citizens: 4,257thMost Developed: 4,659thHighest Economic Output: 4,714thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,955thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 5,944thHighest Average Incomes: 6,380thLargest Retail Industry: 6,728thHighest Crime Rates: 6,844thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,618thLargest Black Market: 7,957thTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 8,272ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 9,268thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 9,643rdLongest Average Lifespans: 10,229thLargest Insurance Industry: 10,336thMost Subsidized Industry: 10,441stHealthiest Citizens: 10,900thLargest Populations: 11,429thRudest Citizens: 11,621stMost Stationary: 12,108thNudest: 14,753rdLargest Gambling Industry: 15,660thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 15,841st
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionTop
Most Influential: 2nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Developed: 5th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 5th in the regionTop
Most Cultured: 6th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 6th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 7th in the regionLargest Populations: 7th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 7th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 8th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 9th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 9th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 9th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 9th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 11th in the regionRudest Citizens: 11th in the region

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