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Most Efficient Economies: 127th Largest Cheese Export Sector: 802nd Most Influential: 1,573rd
The Dark Lord of
Left-Leaning College State
All of Arda will be mine. There is no hope in the West.
Lord Malkir
Influence
Power
The Dark Lord Malkir
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Malkir

Population12.901 billion

CapitalAngbad
LeaderLord Malkir
FaithThe Cult of Melkor

CurrencySlave
AnimalHuman

The Dark Lord of Malkir is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Lord Malkir with an even hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, keen interest in outer space, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 12.901 billion Malkirans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Angbad. The average income tax rate is 4.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Malkiran economy, worth a remarkable 2,384 trillion Slaves a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 184,825 Slaves, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Bored politicians often entertain themselves with games of Simon during important votes, meteorologists are instantly recognizable from their luxury cars and jewelry, criminals and college students are taking an interest in the government's new weed-killing program, and the Finance Ministry posts hourly updates on where taxpayer money is spent. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Malkir's national animal is the Human, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Cult of Melkor.

Malkir is ranked 33,048th in the world and 9th in Mordor for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 72.05 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.

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Most Efficient Economies: 127thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 802ndMost Influential: 1,573rdTop
5%
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,888thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,887thHighest Economic Output: 3,757thMost Cultured: 4,278thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 4,578thSmartest Citizens: 4,967thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,871stMost Developed: 6,073rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,302ndHighest Average Incomes: 6,511thHighest Crime Rates: 6,866thLargest Black Market: 7,325thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,927thMost Stationary: 7,953rdTop
10%
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 8,792ndLargest Retail Industry: 9,216thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 9,299thLargest Populations: 9,516thMost Subsidized Industry: 9,767thLargest Insurance Industry: 10,007thHealthiest Citizens: 11,261stLongest Average Lifespans: 11,478thLeast Corrupt Governments: 11,518thNudest: 12,196thMost Rebellious Youth: 14,254thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 15,181stRudest Citizens: 15,772nd
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Most Influential: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Cultured: 2nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2nd in the regionTop
10%
Most Developed: 3rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 3rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 4th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 4th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 4th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Malkir's influence in Mordor rose from "Powerbroker" to "Power".
  • : Malkir was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Workforce Participation Rate and the Top 10% for Least Corrupt Governments and Most Secular.
  • : Following new legislation in Malkir, the Finance Ministry posts hourly updates on where taxpayer money is spent.
  • : Following new legislation in Malkir, criminals and college students are taking an interest in the government's new weed-killing program.
  • : Following new legislation in Malkir, meteorologists are instantly recognizable from their luxury cars and jewelry.
  • : Following new legislation in Malkir, bored politicians often entertain themselves with games of Simon during important votes.
  • : Following new legislation in Malkir, the nation's leading climatologists are investigating animal flatulence in efforts to reduce methane emissions.
  • : Malkir was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.
  • : Malkir was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
  • : Malkir was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Zombies and Most Zombified.

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