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Most Efficient Economies: 129th Largest Cheese Export Sector: 813th Most Influential: 1,284th
The Dark Lord of
Left-Leaning College State
All of Arda will be mine. There is no hope in the West.
Lord Malkir
Regional Influence
The Dark Lord Malkir
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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The Dark Lord of Malkir is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Lord Malkir with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, frequent executions, and ritual sacrifices. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 11.27 billion Malkirans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Angbad. The average income tax rate is 4.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Malkiran economy, worth a remarkable 2,051 trillion Slaves a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 181,992 Slaves, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Videogames like 'Equalia: Knights of Self-Confidence' are proving inexplicably unpopular, shops were recently ransacked as cigarettes returned to the shelves, the nation's image rights are the strictest in the world, and debates on whether toilet seats should be left up or down are increasingly commonplace. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Malkir's national animal is the Human, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Cult of Melkor.

Malkir is ranked 10,363rd in the world and 7th in Mordor for Longest Average Lifespans, with 83.25 Years.

Most Efficient Economies: 129thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 813thMost Influential: 1,284thTop
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,995thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,660thMost Cultured: 4,030thHighest Economic Output: 4,099thSmartest Citizens: 4,356thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,763rdMost Developed: 5,051stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 5,618thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,689thHighest Average Incomes: 6,176thHighest Crime Rates: 6,376thLargest Black Market: 7,068thLargest Retail Industry: 7,666thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,793rdTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 9,178thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 9,236thMost Stationary: 9,329thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 9,569thLongest Average Lifespans: 10,363rdLargest Insurance Industry: 10,608thLargest Populations: 10,702ndHealthiest Citizens: 10,925thRudest Citizens: 12,531stNudest: 14,835thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 16,886thLargest Gambling Industry: 17,122ndMost Rebellious Youth: 17,331stMost Advanced Public Education: 17,508th
Most Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2nd in the regionTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 4th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 5th in the regionMost Developed: 5th in the regionMost Cultured: 5th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 5th in the regionLargest Populations: 6th in the region

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