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Most Efficient Economies: 121st Largest Cheese Export Sector: 781st Most Influential: 1,324th
The Dark Lord of
Left-Leaning College State
All of Arda will be mine. There is no hope in the West.
Lord Malkir
Regional Influence
Powerbroker
The Dark Lord Malkir
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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The Dark Lord of Malkir is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Lord Malkir with an even hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, strictly enforced bedtime, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 11.829 billion Malkirans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Angbad. The average income tax rate is 4.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Malkiran economy, worth a remarkable 2,152 trillion Slaves a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 181,992 Slaves, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Videogames like 'Equalia: Knights of Self-Confidence' are proving inexplicably unpopular, shops were recently ransacked as cigarettes returned to the shelves, the nation's image rights are the strictest in the world, and debates on whether toilet seats should be left up or down are increasingly commonplace. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Malkir's national animal is the Human, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Cult of Melkor.

Malkir is ranked 121st in the world and 1st in Mordor for Most Efficient Economies, scoring 100 on the Krugman-Greenspan Business Outlook Index.

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Most Efficient Economies: 121stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 781stMost Influential: 1,324thTop
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,871stLargest Publishing Industry: 2,707thHighest Economic Output: 3,975thMost Cultured: 4,096thSmartest Citizens: 4,647thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 5,043rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,216thMost Developed: 5,462ndHighest Crime Rates: 5,802ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,027thHighest Average Incomes: 6,275thLargest Black Market: 6,681stHighest Poor Incomes: 7,532ndTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 7,832ndMost Stationary: 8,651stMost Subsidized Industry: 8,710thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 8,767thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 9,056thLargest Insurance Industry: 9,269thLargest Populations: 10,025thLongest Average Lifespans: 10,448thHealthiest Citizens: 10,636thNudest: 12,284thRudest Citizens: 12,466thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 14,287thLargest Gambling Industry: 14,633rd
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Most Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Cultured: 3rd in the regionMost Developed: 4th in the regionTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 5th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 5th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 5th in the regionLargest Populations: 6th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 7th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 7th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 7th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Malkir was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Malkir lodged a message on the Mordor Regional Message Board.
  • : Malkir lodged a message on the Mordor Regional Message Board.
  • : Malkir lodged a message on the Mordor Regional Message Board.
  • : Malkir lodged a message on the Mordor Regional Message Board.
  • : Malkir's influence in Mordor fell from "Power" to "Powerbroker".
  • : Malkir was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Retail Industry.
  • : Malkir unsuppressed a post on the Mordor Regional Message Board.
  • : Malkir suppressed a post on the Mordor Regional Message Board.
  • : Malkir's influence in Mordor rose from "Powerbroker" to "Power".

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