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Highest Crime Rates: 220th Most Armed: 228th Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 241st
The Pony Union of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
NationStates
Influence
Duckspeaker
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Maljaratas

Population9.791 billion

CapitalUbuzlanbu
LeaderNick Fabian
FaithVioletism

CurrencyGold Coin
AnimalLlama

The Pony Union of Maljaratas is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Nick Fabian with a fair hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, smutty television, and ritual sacrifices. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 9.791 billion Maljaratasians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ubuzlanbu. The average income tax rate is 59.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Maljaratasian economy, worth a remarkable 1,299 trillion Gold Coins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Retail, Pizza Delivery, Arms Manufacturing, and Cheese Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 132,721 Gold Coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

There's a bustling black market for vegetables, the nation's biggest export is stupidity, epileptic patients switch their medications to whichever has a 'buy one get one free' offer, and the government evicts ethnic minorities by stranding them in the wilderness. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Maljaratas's national animal is the Llama, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Violetism.

Maljaratas is ranked 168,370th in the world and 90th in Confederacy of Allied States for Most Cultured, scoring 27 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

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Highest Crime Rates: 220thMost Armed: 228thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 241stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 544thMost Subsidized Industry: 740thLargest Black Market: 933rdMost Rebellious Youth: 977thTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 1,800thLargest Retail Industry: 3,505thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,097thRudest Citizens: 4,163rdMost Efficient Economies: 4,479thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4,652ndMost Avoided: 5,192ndMost Influential: 6,048thBest Weather: 6,239thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,448thTop
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Highest Drug Use: 9,196thMost Developed: 10,075thHighest Poor Incomes: 10,385thLongest Average Lifespans: 10,580thMost Corrupt Governments: 10,791stHighest Economic Output: 10,902ndMost Inclusive: 15,242ndHighest Average Incomes: 16,834th
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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 3rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 3rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 3rd in the regionTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 5th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 8th in the regionBest Weather: 8th in the regionMost Influential: 9th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 9th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 9th in the region

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