The Republic of Malitistan is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by President Adam with an even hand, and notable for its public floggings, prohibition of alcohol, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, devout population of 1.525 billion Malitistanian are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ternelence. The average income tax rate is 77.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Malitistanian economy, worth 225 trillion Krubas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 148,160 Krubas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Picnickers are lucky if a few wasps are the only animals that trouble them, foreign workers are flooding in as Krubas flood out, citizens praise the weeds that overwhelm their narrow vegetable realm, and traffic cops spend most of their work-hours calculating citizens' monthly income. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Malitistan's national animal is the Fresh Water Shark, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Islam.

Malitistan is ranked 251,572^nd in the world and 1,179^th in Europe for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring -23 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.