by Max Barry

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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,551st Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,700th Highest Poor Incomes: 1,727th
The United Intelligentsia of
Democratic Socialists
Veritas vincit!
Regional Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Very Good

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The United Intelligentsia of Malgrave is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Prime Minister Rachel Berry with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, ubiquitous missile silos, and daily referendums. The compassionate, cheerful population of 13.49 billion Malgraveans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Epping. The average income tax rate is 98.0%.

The all-consuming Malgravean economy, worth a remarkable 2,310 trillion Malvians a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 171,293 Malvians, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Failed genetic experiments wreak havoc as they roam the countryside, families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain, banning party poppers has been a real party pooper, and exam halls are littered with used needles and empty pill bottles. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Malgrave's national animal is the Otter, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Berryism.

Malgrave is ranked 146,001st in the world and 4,310th in Osiris for Fattest Citizens, with 5.03 Obesity Rate.

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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,551stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,700thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,727thSafest: 1,973rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,997thMost Pacifist: 2,252ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,278thLargest Governments: 2,506thLowest Crime Rates: 2,951stMost Advanced Public Education: 3,076thLargest Welfare Programs: 3,152ndHighest Economic Output: 3,581stHealthiest Citizens: 3,674thMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,175thSmartest Citizens: 4,213thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,601stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,135thNicest Citizens: 5,479thMost Developed: 5,594thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,121stMost Compassionate Citizens: 6,349thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,594thHighest Average Incomes: 7,513thTop
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Largest Populations: 7,803rdMost Income Equality: 8,126thMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,203rdMost Beautiful Environments: 8,273rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,499thBest Weather: 8,648thMost Inclusive: 9,105thMost Cultured: 9,493rdMost Secular: 9,714thLargest Publishing Industry: 13,320thLargest Information Technology Sector: 13,407th
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Highest Poor Incomes: 47th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 48th in the regionSafest: 69th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 71st in the regionMost Pacifist: 77th in the regionLargest Governments: 78th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 80th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 83rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 91st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 112th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 113th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 114th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 118th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 129th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 133rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 155th in the regionNicest Citizens: 158th in the regionMost Income Equality: 163rd in the regionMost Developed: 167th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 182nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 194th in the regionLargest Populations: 194th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 200th in the regionTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 266th in the regionMost Inclusive: 279th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 287th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 290th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 297th in the regionBest Weather: 321st in the regionMost Cultured: 330th in the regionMost Secular: 349th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 375th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Malgrave's influence in Osiris rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".
  • : Malgrave was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Populations.
  • : Malgrave was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
  • : Malgrave was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Income Equality.
  • : Following new legislation in Malgrave, exam halls are littered with used needles and empty pill bottles.
  • : Following new legislation in Malgrave, banning party poppers has been a real party pooper.
  • : Following new legislation in Malgrave, families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain.
  • : Following new legislation in Malgrave, failed genetic experiments wreak havoc as they roam the countryside.
  • : Following new legislation in Malgrave, major internet servers have acquired citizenship.
  • : Following new legislation in Malgrave, many aides in Prime Minister Rachel Berry's office are known to be serial jaywalkers.

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