by Max Barry

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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,614th Highest Poor Incomes: 1,664th Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,904th
The United Intelligentsia of
Democratic Socialists
Veritas vincit!
Regional Influence
Sprat
Region
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Very Good

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The United Intelligentsia of Malgrave is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Prime Minister Rachel Berry with an even hand, and renowned for its national health service, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cheerful population of 12.989 billion Malgraveans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Epping. The average income tax rate is 98.0%.

The all-consuming Malgravean economy, worth a remarkable 2,224 trillion Malvians a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 171,293 Malvians, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Failed genetic experiments wreak havoc as they roam the countryside, families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain, banning party poppers has been a real party pooper, and exam halls are littered with used needles and empty pill bottles. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Malgrave's national animal is the Otter, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Berryism.

Malgrave is ranked 23,073rd in the world and 621st in Osiris for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 4,525.73 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,614thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,664thTop
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,904thSafest: 1,994thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,108thMost Pacifist: 2,244thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,345thLargest Governments: 2,543rdLowest Crime Rates: 2,991stMost Advanced Public Education: 3,028thLargest Welfare Programs: 3,308thHealthiest Citizens: 3,613thHighest Economic Output: 3,656thSmartest Citizens: 4,041stMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,131stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,477thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,273rdMost Developed: 5,293rdNicest Citizens: 5,512thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,915thMost Compassionate Citizens: 6,402ndMost Subsidized Industry: 6,852ndHighest Average Incomes: 7,456thMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,987thMost Beautiful Environments: 8,196thLargest Populations: 8,260thBest Weather: 8,615thTop
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Most Inclusive: 9,198thMost Income Equality: 9,303rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9,340thMost Cultured: 9,778thMost Secular: 10,117thLargest Information Technology Sector: 13,370thLargest Publishing Industry: 13,964th
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Highest Poor Incomes: 42nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 51st in the regionTop
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Largest Governments: 58th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 60th in the regionMost Pacifist: 61st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 63rd in the regionSafest: 64th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 74th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 87th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 100th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 106th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 109th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 116th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 119th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 122nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 128th in the regionMost Developed: 140th in the regionNicest Citizens: 146th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 153rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 175th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 199th in the regionLargest Populations: 212th in the regionMost Income Equality: 212th in the regionMost Inclusive: 243rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 243rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 268th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 270th in the regionTop
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Most Beautiful Environments: 284th in the regionBest Weather: 308th in the regionMost Secular: 311th in the regionMost Cultured: 322nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 451st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 455th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 496th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Malgrave, exam halls are littered with used needles and empty pill bottles.
  • : Following new legislation in Malgrave, banning party poppers has been a real party pooper.
  • : Following new legislation in Malgrave, families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain.
  • : Following new legislation in Malgrave, failed genetic experiments wreak havoc as they roam the countryside.
  • : Following new legislation in Malgrave, major internet servers have acquired citizenship.
  • : Following new legislation in Malgrave, many aides in Prime Minister Rachel Berry's office are known to be serial jaywalkers.
  • : Following new legislation in Malgrave, excessive wheelchair ramps on government buildings have been compared to theme park attractions.
  • : Following new legislation in Malgrave, East Lebatuckese astronauts' favorite game during downtime on the Multinational Space Station is 'I Spy'.
  • : Following new legislation in Malgrave, the phrase 'spreading like wildfire' is no longer in the public lexicon.
  • : Following new legislation in Malgrave, truncheon-mounted cameras record the beating of criminals in dynamic HD detail.

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