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Most Advanced Public Transport: 1,193rd Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,237th Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,377th
The United Intelligentsia of
Democratic Socialists
Veritas vincit!
Influence
Apprentice
Research Officer
Region
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Average

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Malgrave

Population17.227 billion

CapitalEpping
LeaderPrime Minister Nadzieja Brzezicki
FaithAncestorism

CurrencyMalvian
AnimalOtter

The United Intelligentsia of Malgrave is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Prime Minister Nadzieja Brzezicki with an even hand, and notable for its state-planned economy, parental licensing program, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, cheerful population of 17.227 billion Malgraveans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Epping. The average income tax rate is 98.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Malgravean economy, worth a remarkable 3,096 trillion Malvians a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 179,773 Malvians, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

10-year-olds who struggle with integrating by parts are considered slow learners, each infantry rifle comes pre-loaded with a single white carnation in the barrel, Malgraveans incessantly needle their doctors for relief, and dog owners proudly declare that their pups can predict when the mailman will arrive. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Malgrave's national animal is the Otter, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Ancestorism.

Malgrave is ranked 4,647th in the world and 5th in Mystria for Smartest Citizens, with 122.95 Quips Per Hour.

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Most Advanced Public Transport: 1,193rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,237thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,377thTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 2,138thSafest: 2,172ndMost Pacifist: 2,391stLargest Welfare Programs: 2,425thLargest Governments: 2,480thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,490thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,701stMost Developed: 2,842ndLowest Crime Rates: 3,133rdHighest Economic Output: 3,141stMost Advanced Public Education: 3,149thHealthiest Citizens: 3,244thMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,976thSmartest Citizens: 4,647thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,858thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,025thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,652ndLongest Average Lifespans: 5,947thNicest Citizens: 6,098thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,752ndLargest Populations: 6,902ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 7,084thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,822ndHighest Average Incomes: 7,858thMost Inclusive: 7,924thBest Weather: 8,138thMost Beautiful Environments: 8,370thTop
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Most Secular: 9,082ndMost Cultured: 9,407thLargest Publishing Industry: 11,288thLeast Corrupt Governments: 11,802ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 12,615thLargest Agricultural Sector: 13,487thMost Income Equality: 14,013thMost Efficient Economies: 17,258th
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Most Pacifist: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionMost Income Equality: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 3rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 3rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 3rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Developed: 3rd in the regionMost Secular: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 3rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4th in the regionSafest: 4th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 4th in the regionMost Inclusive: 4th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Governments: 4th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 4th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Malgrave was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments.
  • : Malgrave was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Secular.
  • : Malgrave was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Best Weather and the Top 10% for Most Efficient Economies.
  • : Following new legislation in Malgrave, dog owners proudly declare that their pups can predict when the mailman will arrive.
  • : Following new legislation in Malgrave, Malgraveans incessantly needle their doctors for relief.
  • : Following new legislation in Malgrave, each infantry rifle comes pre-loaded with a single white carnation in the barrel.
  • : Following new legislation in Malgrave, 10-year-olds who struggle with integrating by parts are considered slow learners.
  • : Malgrave's influence in Mystria rose from "Zero" to "Apprentice".
  • : Malgrave relocated from Lazarus to Mystria.
  • : Malgrave's influence in Lazarus rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".

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