Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,668th Highest Poor Incomes: 1,701st Safest: 2,268th
The United Intelligentsia of
Democratic Socialists
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Regional Influence
Civil Rights
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The United Intelligentsia of Malgrave is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Prime Minister Rachel Berry with an even hand, and renowned for its punitive income tax rates, restrictive gun laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cheerful population of 12.377 billion Malgraveans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Epping. The average income tax rate is 97.8%.

The all-consuming Malgravean economy, worth a remarkable 2,069 trillion Malvians a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 167,227 Malvians, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Future leaders of Malgrave regularly dismiss pressing political issues when available options don't conform to their worldview, Malgrave successfully hosted the Osiris Olympics, local executives are seen on the corner with cardboard signs reading "will oppress the masses for food", and photographers have to apply for a license to photograph Prime Minister Rachel Berry. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Malgrave's national animal is the Otter, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Berryism.

Malgrave is ranked 6,638th in the world and 225th in Osiris for Longest Average Lifespans, with 88.57 Years.

Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,668thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,701stSafest: 2,268thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,315thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,356thMost Pacifist: 2,370thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,598thLargest Governments: 2,776thLargest Welfare Programs: 3,368thMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,473rdMost Advanced Public Education: 3,484thLowest Crime Rates: 3,541stHealthiest Citizens: 3,818thHighest Economic Output: 4,249thSmartest Citizens: 4,998thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,055thNicest Citizens: 5,380thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,495thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,638thMost Developed: 6,857thMost Compassionate Citizens: 6,947thMost Subsidized Industry: 8,139thTop
Highest Average Incomes: 8,183rdLargest Populations: 8,695thMost Cultured: 8,879thMost Secular: 9,030thMost Income Equality: 9,065thBest Weather: 9,341stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9,773rdMost Beautiful Environments: 10,083rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,253rdMost Inclusive: 10,309thLargest Publishing Industry: 11,989thLargest Agricultural Sector: 13,851st
Highest Poor Incomes: 38th in the regionTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 50th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 67th in the regionMost Pacifist: 74th in the regionSafest: 79th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 81st in the regionLargest Governments: 83rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 88th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 108th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 109th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 120th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 140th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 143rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 150th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 158th in the regionMost Income Equality: 171st in the regionNicest Citizens: 171st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 178th in the regionMost Developed: 187th in the regionLargest Populations: 211th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 216th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 225th in the regionMost Secular: 233rd in the regionTop
Most Inclusive: 248th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 280th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 291st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 303rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 316th in the regionMost Cultured: 317th in the regionBest Weather: 372nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 393rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 421st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 429th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 446th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Malgrave altered its national flag.
  • : Malgrave was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Populations.
  • : Malgrave was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Income Equality.
  • : Malgrave's influence in Osiris rose from "Zero" to "Minnow".
  • : Malgrave was refounded in Osiris.
  • : Malgrave ceased to exist in Osiris.
  • : Malgrave's influence in Osiris rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
  • : Malgrave was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Inclusive.
  • : Malgrave's influence in Osiris rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
  • : Malgrave was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Best Weather.


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