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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,506th Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,555th Highest Poor Incomes: 1,722nd
The United Intelligentsia of
Democratic Socialists
Veritas vincit!
Influence
Squire
Research Officer
Region
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Malgrave

Population14.565 billion

CapitalEpping
LeaderPrime Minister Rachel Berry
FaithAncestorism

CurrencyMalvian
AnimalOtter

The United Intelligentsia of Malgrave is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Prime Minister Rachel Berry with an even hand, and notable for its state-planned economy, anti-smoking policies, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, cheerful population of 14.565 billion Malgraveans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Epping. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Malgravean economy, worth a remarkable 2,568 trillion Malvians a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 176,380 Malvians, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Malgraveans are regularly fired for looking at MyFace during their lunch breaks, the government awards prizes to television shows featuring stereotype-breaking minority roles, people seem disproportionately distraught when told a museum has a phones-off policy, and bike rage is all the rage. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Malgrave's national animal is the Otter, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Ancestorism.

Malgrave is ranked 163,469th in the world and 44th in Mystria for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -18.28 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,506thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,555thTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 1,722ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,802ndSafest: 1,877thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,100thMost Pacifist: 2,322ndLargest Governments: 2,336thMost Developed: 2,361stLowest Crime Rates: 2,799thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,056thLargest Welfare Programs: 3,059thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,115thHighest Economic Output: 3,368thHealthiest Citizens: 3,393rdSmartest Citizens: 4,224thMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,453rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,597thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,441stLongest Average Lifespans: 5,890thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,987thNicest Citizens: 6,158thMost Compassionate Citizens: 7,154thLargest Populations: 7,456thHighest Average Incomes: 7,537thMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,004thMost Secular: 8,041stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,110thMost Income Equality: 8,268thMost Beautiful Environments: 8,271stTop
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Best Weather: 8,626thMost Inclusive: 8,813thMost Cultured: 8,984thLargest Publishing Industry: 11,524thLargest Information Technology Sector: 13,172ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 13,666th
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Most Income Equality: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Developed: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 3rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3rd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 3rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Secular: 3rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 4th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 4th in the regionSafest: 4th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 4th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4th in the regionMost Inclusive: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 4th in the regionLargest Governments: 4th in the regionBest Weather: 4th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Malgrave, bike rage is all the rage.
  • : Following new legislation in Malgrave, people seem disproportionately distraught when told a museum has a phones-off policy.
  • : Following new legislation in Malgrave, the government awards prizes to television shows featuring stereotype-breaking minority roles.
  • : Following new legislation in Malgrave, Malgraveans are regularly fired for looking at MyFace during their lunch breaks.
  • : Following new legislation in Malgrave, trespassers entering Prime Minister Rachel Berry's office are immediately vaporized.
  • : Malgrave was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Best Weather.
  • : Following new legislation in Malgrave, cash-strapped junkies lick rabbits for a cheap high.
  • : Following new legislation in Malgrave, undergrads find their professors' mushroom experiments less psychedelic than expected.
  • : Following new legislation in Malgrave, schoolchildren have twice-weekly sex education classes.
  • : Following new legislation in Malgrave, park rangers struggle to deal with a rash of stolen pic-a-nic baskets.

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