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Most Advanced Public Transport: 892ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,217thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,422nd
The United Intelligentsia of
Democratic Socialists
Veritas vincit!
Influence
Vassal
Research Officer
Region
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Average

Overview Factbook Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Malgrave

Population24.405 billion

CapitalEpping
LeaderPrime Minister Nadzieja Brzezicki
FaithAncestorism

CurrencyMalvian
AnimalOtter

The United Intelligentsia of Malgrave is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Prime Minister Nadzieja Brzezicki with an even hand, and notable for its daily referendums, free-roaming dinosaurs, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, cheerful population of 24.405 billion Malgraveans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Epping. The average income tax rate is 98.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Malgravean economy, worth a remarkable 4,384 trillion Malvians a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 179,659 Malvians, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Roadside walls are being built and mother nature is paying for it, foreign policy often involves bullwhips and leather, political detractors refer to Prime Minister Nadzieja Brzezicki as 'that Bigtopian puppet', and people often get liposuction to reduce their air fares. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Malgrave's national animal is the Otter, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Ancestorism.

Malgrave is ranked 128,717th in the world and 23rd in Mystria for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 711.69 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

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Most Advanced Public Transport: 892ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,217thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,422ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,530thSafest: 2,592ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,633rdTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 2,687thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,087thHighest Economic Output: 3,232ndLargest Governments: 3,288thMost Developed: 3,625thMost Pacifist: 3,662ndLongest Average Lifespans: 3,833rdMost Advanced Public Education: 3,932ndHighest Poor Incomes: 4,097thLowest Crime Rates: 4,153rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,157thHealthiest Citizens: 4,248thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,180thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,368thSmartest Citizens: 5,607thLargest Populations: 5,865thMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,285thNicest Citizens: 7,639thMost Beautiful Environments: 8,802ndHighest Food Quality: 8,806thMost Compassionate Citizens: 8,825thMost Subsidized Industry: 8,976thBest Weather: 9,175thMost Cultured: 9,458thMost Inclusive: 9,760thHighest Average Incomes: 10,009thMost Secular: 11,054thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 12,100thLargest Publishing Industry: 12,288thLeast Corrupt Governments: 12,659thTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 14,191stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 18,045thMost Income Equality: 21,156thMost Efficient Economies: 23,222nd
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Most Pacifist: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionTop
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 3rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 3rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 3rd in the regionMost Income Equality: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 3rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Malgrave was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates.
  • : Malgrave was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Safest.
  • : Malgrave was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Safest.
  • : Malgrave was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.
  • : Malgrave was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector.
  • : Malgrave was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.
  • : Malgrave was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.
  • : Malgrave was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs and the Top 5% for Largest Information Technology Sector.
  • : Malgrave was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.
  • : Malgrave's influence in Mystria rose from "Apprentice" to "Vassal".

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