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Most Advanced Public Transport: 969thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,142ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,194th
The United Intelligentsia of
Democratic Socialists
Veritas vincit!
Influence
Squire
Research Officer
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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Malgrave

Population21.968 billion

CapitalEpping
LeaderPrime Minister Nadzieja Brzezicki
FaithAncestorism

CurrencyMalvian
AnimalOtter

The United Intelligentsia of Malgrave is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Prime Minister Nadzieja Brzezicki with an even hand, and renowned for its national health service, sprawling nuclear power plants, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cheerful population of 21.968 billion Malgraveans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Epping. The average income tax rate is 98.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Malgravean economy, worth a remarkable 3,929 trillion Malvians a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 178,892 Malvians, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

10-year-olds who struggle with integrating by parts are considered slow learners, each infantry rifle comes pre-loaded with a single white carnation in the barrel, Malgraveans incessantly needle their doctors for relief, and dog owners proudly declare that their pups can predict when the mailman will arrive. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Malgrave's national animal is the Otter, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Ancestorism.

Malgrave is ranked 220,748th in the world and 42nd in Mystria for Most Primitive, scoring -436.16 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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Most Advanced Public Transport: 969thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,142ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,194thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,672ndTop
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Safest: 2,292ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,313thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,530thLargest Governments: 2,849thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,886thHighest Economic Output: 3,225thMost Developed: 3,225thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,252ndMost Pacifist: 3,547thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,600thLowest Crime Rates: 3,602ndHighest Poor Incomes: 3,620thHealthiest Citizens: 3,727thMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,984thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,870thSmartest Citizens: 5,170thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,345thLargest Populations: 6,185thMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,084thNicest Citizens: 7,473rdMost Subsidized Industry: 8,121stMost Compassionate Citizens: 8,699thHighest Food Quality: 8,731stMost Beautiful Environments: 9,069thBest Weather: 9,230thMost Inclusive: 9,379thHighest Average Incomes: 9,396thMost Cultured: 9,574thMost Secular: 10,707thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,936thTop
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Least Corrupt Governments: 11,643rdLargest Publishing Industry: 12,553rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 13,518thMost Income Equality: 17,030thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 17,372ndMost Efficient Economies: 21,182nd
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 2nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Income Equality: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 3rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3rd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 4th in the regionMost Developed: 4th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 4th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 4th in the regionSafest: 4th in the regionMost Inclusive: 4th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 4th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Governments: 4th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Malgrave was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates.
  • : Malgrave was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Food Quality.
  • : Malgrave was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Least Corrupt Governments.
  • : Malgrave was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Least Corrupt Governments.
  • : Malgrave created a custom banner.
  • : Malgrave created a custom banner.
  • : Malgrave created a custom banner.
  • : Malgrave created a custom banner.
  • : Malgrave's influence in Mystria rose from "Page" to "Squire".
  • : Malgrave was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Least Corrupt Governments.

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