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Most Conservative: 963rd Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,379th Largest Manufacturing Sector: 1,663rd
The Nationalist Monarchy of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Long life to the Fatherland!
Queen Kagura Kuroki
Influence
Sprat
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Malform

Population1.828 billion

CapitalMitsu
LeaderQueen Kagura Kuroki
FaithState Worship

CurrencyKuro
AnimalDream Hare

The Nationalist Monarchy of Malform is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Queen Kagura Kuroki with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, triple-decker prams, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 1.828 billion Vieras are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Administration are also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mitsu. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 50.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Malformian economy, worth 342 trillion Kuroes a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 187,516 Kuroes, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 645,531 per year while the poor average 39,908, a ratio of 16.2 to 1.

Libraries are refusing to stock A Midsummer Night's Dream because it has an ass in it, the country is preparing for war, games of cops and robbers typically end in at least one fatal shooting, and scenic mountain valleys are flooded with water as damming projects get underway. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Malform's national animal is the Dream Hare, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is State Worship.

Malform is ranked 147,360th in the world and 626th in Confederation of Corrupt Dictators for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -10.49 on the Clooney Contribution Index.

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Most Conservative: 963rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,379thTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 1,663rdMost Secular: 2,104thLargest Mining Sector: 2,813thMost Avoided: 2,949thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,059thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,128thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,651stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,673rdMost Armed: 4,440thLargest Retail Industry: 4,446thLargest Black Market: 4,781stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,996thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,958thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6,093rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6,469thHighest Average Incomes: 6,833rdLargest Insurance Industry: 6,913thHighest Disposable Incomes: 7,329thTop
10%
Most Efficient Economies: 10,226thMost Subsidized Industry: 10,856thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 11,720thMost Authoritarian: 15,772ndLargest Governments: 15,802nd
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Most Conservative: 18th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 23rd in the regionMost Armed: 25th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 33rd in the regionTop
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Most Secular: 36th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 47th in the regionMost Avoided: 50th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 52nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 59th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 62nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 66th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 66th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Malform was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
  • : Following new legislation in Malform, scenic mountain valleys are flooded with water as damming projects get underway.
  • : Malform was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector and Largest Governments.
  • : Following new legislation in Malform, games of cops and robbers typically end in at least one fatal shooting.
  • : Following new legislation in Malform, the country is preparing for war.
  • : Following new legislation in Malform, libraries are refusing to stock A Midsummer Night's Dream because it has an ass in it.
  • : Following new legislation in Malform, traffic jams are a common sight due to construction work from a massive overhaul of the nation's freeways.
  • : Following new legislation in Malform, extraordinary rendition is nothing out of the ordinary.
  • : Following new legislation in Malform, citizens who don't attend the nation's massive military parades tend to disappear overnight.
  • : Malform was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Insurance Industry and the Top 10% for Most Authoritarian.

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