The Federation of Malevolodonia is a huge, efficient nation, remarkable for its public floggings, ubiquitous missile silos, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, hard-working population of 541 million Malevians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 70.2%.

The all-consuming Malevolodonian economy, worth 52.9 trillion Zloties a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Tourism. Average income is 97,864 Zloties, with the richest citizens earning 6.7 times as much as the poorest.

Cash-strapped politicians frequently host bake sales to fund their campaigns, children seem to be getting better at lying these days, competing private ambulances racing to be the first to traffic accidents are a major cause of road accidents, and the slowest students feel vaguely targeted by their Mendelian Inheritance coursework. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Malevolodonia's national animal is the Prarie Dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Malevolodonia is ranked 32,843^rd in the world and 596^th in Europe for Most Beautiful Environments, with 832.06 pounds of wildlife per square mile.